#Churn
Curiosity really did churn the cat... 👀

Happy Halloween! 🎃

Audio By @huckleberrybleu.bsky.social
November 1, 2026 at 4:54 PM
The gut-churn is real.
November 3, 2026 at 4:38 AM
An oil pastel bloom/churn/formation
November 1, 2026 at 11:16 AM
My lab’s response to the rise of LLMs over the past three or so years has not been to churn out larger numbers of papers. It has been to push that churn away and focus on artisanal production of a few science ideas and manuscripts (as we did before). I hope that turns out to be the right decision!
November 1, 2026 at 1:53 PM
in my experience whenever they participate super egregiously in some MAGA plot or another ("but her emails," etc), they hurriedly churn out a few Trump-critical stories to balance the books bsky.app/profile/vaga...
but hey, they finally acknowleged Trump's mental condition on the front page, right, they're... learning
November 1, 2026 at 1:26 PM
NNN.

I want you in my balls. I want to keep you in there all month and churn you.
November 1, 2026 at 6:30 PM
Now I have to ask people their pronouns before I eat them and churn em into slop 😔
November 4, 2026 at 5:09 PM
Cheugy Churn.
November 4, 2026 at 4:44 PM
Little Stefan on the Prairie’s gonna go churn that butter, but is pausing to wish you a Happy Halloween! (2016)
November 1, 2026 at 12:00 AM
Steam is the perfect example of a service that could exist and be profitable in perpetuity but the stonks market does not reward that, it rewards short term churn.
November 3, 2026 at 2:30 AM
One begins to almost feel bad for ChatGPT for having to churn this stuff out
November 3, 2026 at 1:27 AM
The poultry 16 GB of RAM in my computer helps me make porn people dream of, and thats infinitely more valuable than whatever slop his massive data centers churn out.
OpenAI CEO Sam Altman says having RAM in personal computers is a ‘terrible’ use of limited resources and that it would be better utilized in data centers

"From a global perspective it’s quite terrible to have everyone have a bunch of the world’s limited supply of DRAM sitting in their computer"
November 1, 2026 at 12:09 PM
LOVING that it's churn snoozy hour
November 2, 2026 at 5:55 AM
tgirl lala stomach acid and chyme mixed and melted in stella soup... gonna be feeling a little he/they before i churn
November 2, 2026 at 1:59 AM
-watching the way the community treats fanfic authors in the wake of Ao3's temporary shut down-

....we really are just machines to churn out content for some of y'all, huh.
November 3, 2026 at 5:52 PM
it’s already making my stomach churn ☠️
November 4, 2026 at 4:45 PM
#AmorousPosts
They call me the soup kitchen the way I can churn every one of you into boiling cauldrons of my delicious stew~... 😇🧡
November 3, 2026 at 5:00 AM
ive been perma brained lately.
I wanna churn someone with no way for em to come back hehe <3
November 4, 2026 at 7:46 AM
I gotchu!

Churn Grrrrgle splort~
October 31, 2026 at 10:31 PM
big belly, round belly, churn churn churn
November 2, 2026 at 8:48 PM
Usually the heartbreak of local electoral churn means these types get filtered out before they rise much past the position of neighborhood committeeperson, but Stevens is a successful carpetbagger so we're getting to see her live this cycle on an unusually big stage.
November 1, 2026 at 7:54 PM
Emerson: "sure, we'll churn out some slop for you, hoss. Here's our Venmo deets for the payment."
November 2, 2026 at 9:48 PM
Wonder how many of y'all @pupsocksgoodboy.bsky.social can churn this November 😋. Let's make his balls so full and squirmy 🤤

#permavore #cockvore #NNN
November 4, 2026 at 12:19 AM
Yeah, churn this cat next!!
November 1, 2026 at 8:51 PM
I just did a search for the words "Dems," "Disarray," "Graham Platner," and "July 2026," and I think Google needed to build 3 new data centers to accommodate all the gloom/doom results.

Political reporters who churn out bad takes never get demoted. They just move on, unfazed, to the next campaign.
November 4, 2026 at 6:20 PM