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“I suppose I should say thanks for the ride, but I’m not feeling very grateful.” I opened the door. “I’ll see you at work tomorrow.”

He got out of the car. “Aren’t you going to invite me up?”

“Not on your life.”

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"I Can't Get No Satisfaction"

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September 29, 2026 at 12:28 PM
Reminded me of this one from 2021 (credit: Lucy Felipe)
September 23, 2026 at 6:32 PM
NGL I had the opposite- I've never seen cleanshaven Price.

Damn he was cute like that.
September 23, 2026 at 5:20 PM
I think there’s a real missed technofetish recycle or interscaling opportunity here not discussing “AI” with “Quantum Computing” & “The Blockchain.”

“AI WILL LEVERAGE ORBITING DATA CENTERS & QUANTUM COMPUTING TO MANAGE A BLOCKCHAIN DRIVEN INDUSTRIAL PROCESS CARBON CAPTURE AND SEQUESTRATION SCHEME!”
Jon Bon Jovi: Isn't That The Same Thing?
Alt: Jon Bon Jovi: Isn't That The Same Thing? A white cleanshaven man wearing a black jacket over a black shirt is saying to someone off-screen “isn’t that the same thing?”
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September 23, 2026 at 2:46 AM
Also it would make him stand out. Every other male Dem running is cleanshaven.
September 22, 2026 at 3:43 PM
Housemates, secrets, a sunny attitude, and an executive who needs to let loose all connect to bring each other out of the "Heavy Metal Blues" - get the box set now! :))))

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September 21, 2026 at 12:46 PM
I really didn't like how I looked the last time cleanshaven I think some fat has moved around in the interim or something
September 21, 2026 at 6:39 AM
September 21, 2026 at 6:13 AM
Yeah, nothing sexy about these kinds of statues at all... 100% chaste thoughts.

I blame my partner for this one. I mentioned Atlas and they told me statues that held up ceilings are called "telamon."

And when you Google it, you get a bunch of mostly naked male statues in predicament bondage. 😅
September 19, 2026 at 1:36 PM
The wealthy, accelerationist, white supremacist elites in charge don’t care (much) about gas prices it’s a marginal cost to them (personally)…

…& further immiseration of the Lower Classes advances policy & ideological goals rooted in white supremacy, eugenics, & capitalist/abusive exploitation.
Johnny Rose: Well, Things Seem To Be Going Downhill Fast
Alt: Johnny Rose: Well, Things Seem To Be Going Downhill Fast A white man in a grey suit & white dress shirt but no tie is cleanshaven & standing in front of a wall & bouncing his hands on top of each other as he says with a pained expression “well things seem to be doing downhill fast.”
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September 18, 2026 at 1:36 AM
I shaved this off a few days after the accident, and have remained cleanshaven since. Today at the corner market I've been buying bottles of wine at for years, the guy behind the counter asked to see my ID for a Merlot. This was the right move.
September 17, 2026 at 9:43 PM
“Is this Sonny, the guy you told me about?”

“Yeah. He popped the question to Bruce and apparently was very well received since he was bowlegged when he came to work the Monday after that.”

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"Heavy Metal Heartfelt Blues"

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September 17, 2026 at 12:39 PM
U.S. House closes until the midterms after Republican brings resolution to impeach Hegseth

U.S. Speaker Mike Johnson closed up the House early, sending lawmakers home Wednesday to campaign for the midterm elections after what he claims is the most p...

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September 17, 2026 at 11:26 AM
@savannahbroadway.bsky.social

Command: seethe. 😜
September 17, 2026 at 6:03 AM
I'll post a photo of me w/ and w/o a beard in a bit.

Difference is *wild*, I look like a child cleanshaven.
September 13, 2026 at 8:12 PM
I think the scruff is hot.

#shave #trim #scruff #moustache #cleanshaven
September 13, 2026 at 11:21 AM
just finished shaving
feeling how smooth my cock is right now
I really like this hairless look on myself.

#SmoothCock
#ShavedCock
#Hairless
#CleanShaven
#BareCock
#FreshlyShaved
#NSFW
September 11, 2026 at 5:55 PM
Duncan nuzzled the soft skin of Lynn's neck and rubbed his nipples through the sheer negligee, something he decided was the hottest thing he'd ever seen when Lynn first modeled it for him.

"Oh no, mister. Your sisters are..."

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He's the Boss"

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September 11, 2026 at 3:21 PM
Ben Shelton beats defending champ Carlos Alcaraz in U.S. Open match that ends after 3:30 a.m.

Ben Shelton had gone toe-to-toe with Carlos Alcaraz for five exhausting sets and finally, at 3:33 a.m. Wednesday, came the chance to end the U.S. Open cham...

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September 9, 2026 at 10:42 AM
Cleanshaven Gunnar got a hit!
September 7, 2026 at 8:16 PM
genuinely thought that was cleanshaven john morrison on yhe right for a minute
Still unreasonably sad 😭
September 5, 2026 at 2:32 AM
sisko is the same to me he looks so weird cleanshaven i kinda retcon it in my head
September 4, 2026 at 11:29 PM
i think it really helps that bearded riker is so hot that it kind of overwrites cleanshaven riker
September 4, 2026 at 11:28 PM
like that one meme which is still a very accurate representation of 2020. lol
September 2, 2026 at 1:34 AM
Rupert Friend vs. Rupert Enemy
September 1, 2026 at 10:58 PM