...macy's is closed...
November 7, 2024 at 8:24 PM
...macy's is closed...
can it be closed down sooner
March 20, 2026 at 4:44 PM
can it be closed down sooner
Well case closed then.
August 18, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Well case closed then.
THE STRAIT OF HORMUZ IS CLOSED
July 11, 2026 at 10:59 PM
THE STRAIT OF HORMUZ IS CLOSED
March 19, 2025 at 6:29 PM
THE STRAIT OF WARMOOZE IS NOW CLOSED.
July 4, 2026 at 1:01 AM
THE STRAIT OF WARMOOZE IS NOW CLOSED.
I'm not sure he's going to make it, folks. Eyes are closed
December 2, 2025 at 6:06 PM
I'm not sure he's going to make it, folks. Eyes are closed
iran has closed the reflecting pool.
June 21, 2026 at 1:11 AM
iran has closed the reflecting pool.
buffet is closed
the gop has been eating free for years on nobody engaging them on how weird their shit is and treating them like what they’re into is just normal political disagreements and having to swim upstream this suddenly after those muscles have atrophied is a serious psychological advantage against them
July 29, 2024 at 2:48 AM
buffet is closed
He already closed his first deal! :3
July 21, 2025 at 1:05 PM
He already closed his first deal! :3
Strait of Hormuz is closed again and here’s what he’s doing.
The completely & utterly demented, mentally ill President of the United States just posted this truly brainless imbecilic nonsense. Elected GOP are shameful to not remove this dangerously deranged fool from office immediately. There is something truly wrong with him.
“Idiocracy” was non-fiction.
“Idiocracy” was non-fiction.
June 20, 2026 at 3:05 PM
Strait of Hormuz is closed again and here’s what he’s doing.
Well, case closed then.
June 6, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Well, case closed then.
WHY WAS THE STRAIT CLOSED
WHY WAS THE STRAIT CLOSED, DONALD
WHY WAS THE STRAIT CLOSED, DONALD
June 17, 2026 at 2:16 PM
WHY WAS THE STRAIT CLOSED
WHY WAS THE STRAIT CLOSED, DONALD
WHY WAS THE STRAIT CLOSED, DONALD
It's open, it's closed, it's open, it's closed again.
June 20, 2026 at 4:08 PM
It's open, it's closed, it's open, it's closed again.
Case closed, libs!
September 8, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Case closed, libs!
Who else uses closed captioning to hear the television?
June 28, 2026 at 12:51 AM
Who else uses closed captioning to hear the television?
JUST IN: Attorneys for Rep. Joyce Beatty asked for an emergency hearing after a staffer was denied access to the Kennedy Center and told it was closed to the public.
www.documentcloud.org/documents/28...
www.documentcloud.org/documents/28...
Kennedy Center Closed
www.documentcloud.org
September 16, 2026 at 5:39 PM
JUST IN: Attorneys for Rep. Joyce Beatty asked for an emergency hearing after a staffer was denied access to the Kennedy Center and told it was closed to the public.
www.documentcloud.org/documents/28...
www.documentcloud.org/documents/28...
Closed captions from FB
September 25, 2025 at 6:33 AM
Closed captions from FB
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July 27, 2025 at 4:06 AM
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“It’s closed! Where should we eat?”
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August 24, 2024 at 4:40 PM
“It’s closed! Where should we eat?”
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uh oh -- Trump's eyes are closed
January 14, 2026 at 8:11 PM
uh oh -- Trump's eyes are closed
I prefer presidents who don’t have their accounts closed over money laundering concerns.
August 4, 2026 at 11:17 AM
I prefer presidents who don’t have their accounts closed over money laundering concerns.