#CofE
CofE.

In Putney.

This is disgraceful.
October 31, 2026 at 11:10 AM
BLUE TSUNAMI BLUE TSUNAMI COFE BLU
November 4, 2026 at 12:22 AM
im drinking cofe
November 3, 2026 at 2:19 PM
I conjure thee by all the saints in heaven!
CofE, 4.4
#ShakespeareSunday
#ShakespeareAtHalloween
#AllHallowsDay #AllSaints
November 1, 2026 at 11:04 AM
Halloween costumes were banned in the local CofE school for many years...
November 2, 2026 at 7:56 PM
And before anyone suggests these are just extreme Christian churches, they included Anglican (Church of England), Methodist, and Baptist Churches.

My own local CofE church does not allow Halloween decorations at children's parties in the church hall.

It's not a fringe view!

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November 2, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Kinda interesting being at a CofE school because they’ll ask parents if we’re fine with kids celebrating Halloween and we’re like “yes Halloween is great but we don’t do Harry Potter in our house and that’s a firm rule”
October 29, 2026 at 2:09 PM
Cofe
October 31, 2026 at 5:07 PM
October 31, 2026 at 11:24 PM
it's zoey friday and I need cofe
October 29, 2026 at 3:06 PM
the haters are mad i'm drinking cofe Right Now
October 29, 2026 at 7:41 PM
you can trust caprice to defend you in court. but wait, who is that mysterious prosecutor?
November 3, 2026 at 7:27 AM
I grew up CofE. We don't answer awkward questions like that.
October 28, 2026 at 8:25 PM
Alan, where is your union rep? Why are you not saying 'No Comment'? Don't sign anything. Put in a counter complaint that CofE is not following correct procedure.....then go sick........ #TheArchers
October 31, 2026 at 1:44 PM
Agreed. I don’t think it’s working well in Alan’s case. If he intended to coerce £ from a vulnerable victim, the police need to be involved, not months of CofE contemplation first. If he was guilty of (serial?) abuse, they are giving him the opportunity to abscond, destroy evidence, etc. #TheArchers
November 2, 2026 at 10:15 AM
I guess that's what HTB are. The question is why does the C of E spend Church Commissioners' money on funding HTB's expansionist church plants? #cofe
November 3, 2026 at 4:19 PM
This really makes me wonder how this man can describe himself as a Christian? Why does HTB take his money (if they still do)? #cofe
November 3, 2026 at 10:46 AM
Yeah I know. Some CofE schools put on Halloween discos but my school was against it. I could never understand why church schools banned Harry Potter.
November 1, 2026 at 12:10 AM
Isn’t it?
We should abolish the CofE anyway, imo. The most tenuous, of all the churches, surely..?
October 31, 2026 at 11:18 AM
I am horrible nerd, but this is fascinating.

#CofE #Synod
November 3, 2026 at 7:47 PM
Towels on sunbeds, CofE edition.
Prayer cards though! Which they can only get by attending an Anglican service. What century are they operating in?
October 29, 2026 at 10:40 AM
I would expect she does as well as the strangely silent parochial church council especially the PCC secretary. However I have my doubts that #thearchers SW are familiar with what is pretty basic stuff about how CofE works at parish level. We have a lot of friends in the 'trade' as it were.
November 2, 2026 at 6:52 PM
i have no cofe today :(
October 31, 2026 at 4:12 PM
Been at farewell service from full time ministry of a dear priest friend and his wife, herself a LLM. It was humbling and moving to get a small flavour of what their ministry over many years and situations has meant. It was good to celebrate and bless them on their way to who knows what! #cofe
November 1, 2026 at 10:05 PM
My Mum showed me, with excessive delight given her role, an article from the Daily Mail saying that Lucifer was now a more popular name than Nigel.

I think that would've made an impact at my CofE school.
November 1, 2026 at 2:38 PM