having a normal one on r/condiments
August 31, 2026 at 2:47 AM
having a normal one on r/condiments
us: can we have condiments
the uk: we have condiments at home
the condiments at home:
the uk: we have condiments at home
the condiments at home:
I found this near the Bisto and Worcestershire sauce at the UK store. It makes me feel like I’m using some old timey, pre-FDA ✨special sauce✨ in my cooking
December 7, 2025 at 11:30 PM
us: can we have condiments
the uk: we have condiments at home
the condiments at home:
the uk: we have condiments at home
the condiments at home:
I threw the sandwich, but I did not throw the condiments, oh no
I threw the sandwich, but I didn't throw the condiments, oh no
{outro}
I threw the sandwich, but I didn't throw the condiments, oh no
{outro}
November 4, 2025 at 8:01 PM
I threw the sandwich, but I did not throw the condiments, oh no
I threw the sandwich, but I didn't throw the condiments, oh no
{outro}
I threw the sandwich, but I didn't throw the condiments, oh no
{outro}
[handing me my food]
CASHIER: Condiments?
ME: Um you look very lovely today.
CASHIER: Condiments?
ME: Um you look very lovely today.
December 2, 2024 at 12:06 AM
[handing me my food]
CASHIER: Condiments?
ME: Um you look very lovely today.
CASHIER: Condiments?
ME: Um you look very lovely today.
I threw the sandwich, but I did not throw the condiments
I threw the sandwich, but I didn't throw the condiments
All around Washington D.C.
They're trying to track me down
They say they want to bring me in guilty
For the spilling of some mayonnaise
For wasting all the dijon, but I say
I threw the sandwich, but I didn't throw the condiments
All around Washington D.C.
They're trying to track me down
They say they want to bring me in guilty
For the spilling of some mayonnaise
For wasting all the dijon, but I say
The DC sandwich guy has been charged with assault for shouting at a CBP officer, throwing a sub into his chest, and then running off.
"I did it. I threw the sandwich," he said while he was being processed.
"I did it. I threw the sandwich," he said while he was being processed.
August 14, 2025 at 11:22 AM
I threw the sandwich, but I did not throw the condiments
I threw the sandwich, but I didn't throw the condiments
All around Washington D.C.
They're trying to track me down
They say they want to bring me in guilty
For the spilling of some mayonnaise
For wasting all the dijon, but I say
I threw the sandwich, but I didn't throw the condiments
All around Washington D.C.
They're trying to track me down
They say they want to bring me in guilty
For the spilling of some mayonnaise
For wasting all the dijon, but I say
Popcorn is not recommended for those in the first three rows.
Unless you’re into unexpected condiments.
Unless you’re into unexpected condiments.
January 31, 2026 at 6:18 AM
Popcorn is not recommended for those in the first three rows.
Unless you’re into unexpected condiments.
Unless you’re into unexpected condiments.
let's eat some masala dosa brother
December 27, 2024 at 11:37 PM
let's eat some masala dosa brother
condiments are now battlefields
March 26, 2026 at 3:22 AM
condiments are now battlefields
Mise en place for tonight's dinner
September 22, 2026 at 9:46 AM
Mise en place for tonight's dinner
Staring at the condiments and buns across from my bed in fear.
September 24, 2026 at 7:37 PM
Staring at the condiments and buns across from my bed in fear.
I FINALLY threw away today condiments that have been in the fridge for over half a decade. I feel proud of myself. It was hard.
July 10, 2026 at 3:41 AM
I FINALLY threw away today condiments that have been in the fridge for over half a decade. I feel proud of myself. It was hard.
ranking condiments by chugability
November 27, 2024 at 7:51 AM
ranking condiments by chugability
i’m in a hot dog bun. they’re covering me in condiments
November 29, 2024 at 9:14 PM
i’m in a hot dog bun. they’re covering me in condiments
How to Do Things with Condiments - JL Austin
is a sandwich a speech act
November 6, 2025 at 8:35 PM
How to Do Things with Condiments - JL Austin
Who you are around free, high value condiments is your true self
February 27, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Who you are around free, high value condiments is your true self
Bro I hate when my condiments squirt all over my food. Like damn girl I didn’t know you were so excited to be used.
December 1, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Bro I hate when my condiments squirt all over my food. Like damn girl I didn’t know you were so excited to be used.
Just putting condiments on food that did not come with those condiments is not a hack. Thank you for coming to my ted talk.
February 8, 2026 at 4:28 PM
Just putting condiments on food that did not come with those condiments is not a hack. Thank you for coming to my ted talk.
Me in Target looking for the condiments aisle:
December 1, 2024 at 12:18 AM
Me in Target looking for the condiments aisle:
Trump is hogging all the condiments very strongly
November 17, 2024 at 9:30 PM
Trump is hogging all the condiments very strongly
for me it’s mostly because condiments
November 3, 2024 at 6:08 PM
for me it’s mostly because condiments
Absolute malpractice by the sandwich jury if they do not demand reenactments, varying the sandwich trajectory, bread, meats and condiments.
November 4, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Absolute malpractice by the sandwich jury if they do not demand reenactments, varying the sandwich trajectory, bread, meats and condiments.
Here we go 👉
I threw the sandwich, but I did not throw the condiments
I threw the sandwich, but I didn't throw the condiments
All around Washington D.C.
They're trying to track me down
They say they want to bring me in guilty
For the spilling of some mayonnaise
For wasting all the dijon, but I say
I threw the sandwich, but I did not throw the condiments
I threw the sandwich, but I didn't throw the condiments
All around Washington D.C.
They're trying to track me down
They say they want to bring me in guilty
For the spilling of some mayonnaise
For wasting all the dijon, but I say
November 4, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Here we go 👉
I threw the sandwich, but I did not throw the condiments
I threw the sandwich, but I didn't throw the condiments
All around Washington D.C.
They're trying to track me down
They say they want to bring me in guilty
For the spilling of some mayonnaise
For wasting all the dijon, but I say
I threw the sandwich, but I did not throw the condiments
I threw the sandwich, but I didn't throw the condiments
All around Washington D.C.
They're trying to track me down
They say they want to bring me in guilty
For the spilling of some mayonnaise
For wasting all the dijon, but I say
Pro tip never check the expiration date on the condiments in your refrigerator door
February 26, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Pro tip never check the expiration date on the condiments in your refrigerator door