print this out and staple it to every congressperson’s suit before they’re allowed to go on television
"Do you want America to be at war with Iran?"
No: 85%
Yes: 5%
YouGov / June 22, 2025
No: 85%
Yes: 5%
YouGov / June 22, 2025
June 23, 2025 at 2:37 AM
print this out and staple it to every congressperson’s suit before they’re allowed to go on television
Go to your congressperson's office and stick this on their forehead.
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January 27, 2026 at 8:27 PM
Go to your congressperson's office and stick this on their forehead.
I called my congressperson’s local office and requested an in person meeting to discuss what they are doing to stop fascism. They said they don’t do in person meetings.
So instead, they will be seeing me on Monday outside the office with a megaphone.
So instead, they will be seeing me on Monday outside the office with a megaphone.
January 31, 2025 at 10:51 PM
I called my congressperson’s local office and requested an in person meeting to discuss what they are doing to stop fascism. They said they don’t do in person meetings.
So instead, they will be seeing me on Monday outside the office with a megaphone.
So instead, they will be seeing me on Monday outside the office with a megaphone.
A script I used if it helps you: “I’m a constituent in the congressperson’s district. AI regulation is life or death for a lot of the Congressperson’s constituents in creative industries, please make sure the section in the budget reconciliation bill banning AI regulation doesn’t pass."
May 12, 2025 at 7:23 PM
A script I used if it helps you: “I’m a constituent in the congressperson’s district. AI regulation is life or death for a lot of the Congressperson’s constituents in creative industries, please make sure the section in the budget reconciliation bill banning AI regulation doesn’t pass."
How is he affording a $21,000 a month apartment on a Congressperson's salary?
July 15, 2025 at 11:03 PM
How is he affording a $21,000 a month apartment on a Congressperson's salary?
Just an ordinary morning explaining how liquid nitrogen purchasing and cell lines work to my congressperson’s staffers.
January 24, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Just an ordinary morning explaining how liquid nitrogen purchasing and cell lines work to my congressperson’s staffers.
Pro tip: if your senator's/congressperson's DC office doesn't answer or their mailbox is full, call their regional offices.
Most senators have six regional offices. Just google your senator and you'll find it on their website.
Keep calling until you get a person or can leave a message.
Most senators have six regional offices. Just google your senator and you'll find it on their website.
Keep calling until you get a person or can leave a message.
February 3, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Pro tip: if your senator's/congressperson's DC office doesn't answer or their mailbox is full, call their regional offices.
Most senators have six regional offices. Just google your senator and you'll find it on their website.
Keep calling until you get a person or can leave a message.
Most senators have six regional offices. Just google your senator and you'll find it on their website.
Keep calling until you get a person or can leave a message.
Folks call your Senators now!! A ban on any state laws on GenAi for 10 YEARS is gonna do unthinkable harm!
For those of you wondering what to say here are two posts you can use to build your own script (use alt script to cut and paste)
Need to find your representatives? Here you go:
5calls.org
For those of you wondering what to say here are two posts you can use to build your own script (use alt script to cut and paste)
Need to find your representatives? Here you go:
5calls.org
May 12, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Folks call your Senators now!! A ban on any state laws on GenAi for 10 YEARS is gonna do unthinkable harm!
For those of you wondering what to say here are two posts you can use to build your own script (use alt script to cut and paste)
Need to find your representatives? Here you go:
5calls.org
For those of you wondering what to say here are two posts you can use to build your own script (use alt script to cut and paste)
Need to find your representatives? Here you go:
5calls.org
Or, say, on a congressperson's lawn?
November 20, 2024 at 4:42 PM
Or, say, on a congressperson's lawn?
as the producer of a certain congressperson’s son’s sex tape I’m upset I’m not being credited for the overall artistic valu- hold on someone is knocking at the door
March 2, 2024 at 12:39 AM
as the producer of a certain congressperson’s son’s sex tape I’m upset I’m not being credited for the overall artistic valu- hold on someone is knocking at the door
it’s ageism if you seek out and destroy a congressperson’s phylactery
March 24, 2026 at 6:50 PM
it’s ageism if you seek out and destroy a congressperson’s phylactery
Doesn't matter who authored it, rise up and flood every congressperson's office with support
BREAKING: Bernie Sanders is introducing an amendment to cut ICE’s $75 billion funding increase, and to use those funds to restore the federal cuts to health care.
January 30, 2026 at 9:11 PM
Doesn't matter who authored it, rise up and flood every congressperson's office with support
FYSA: Call *your* congressperson's. Not someone else's. If you are not their constituent they do not care and you're only tying up the line for the people they do represent.
I know you hate this advice. I know you hear it all the time, but for gods sake you need to be calling your congressperson. Now. Today.
If you have a GOP representative, you need to call and ask if they approve of stripping congress of its constitutional authority. If they like being powerless.
If you have a GOP representative, you need to call and ask if they approve of stripping congress of its constitutional authority. If they like being powerless.
January 28, 2025 at 2:39 PM
FYSA: Call *your* congressperson's. Not someone else's. If you are not their constituent they do not care and you're only tying up the line for the people they do represent.
Maybe this means we just need to clean house. There are plenty of unemployed people right now, I'm sure they wouldn't mind a congressperson's or department secretary's salary.
February 13, 2026 at 3:15 PM
Maybe this means we just need to clean house. There are plenty of unemployed people right now, I'm sure they wouldn't mind a congressperson's or department secretary's salary.
I suspect this also caused (or increased) the tendency for congressperson's offices to specialize in certain issues/subjects and become the reference for their in-party colleagues who know less
September 29, 2026 at 5:21 PM
I suspect this also caused (or increased) the tendency for congressperson's offices to specialize in certain issues/subjects and become the reference for their in-party colleagues who know less
Here's how:
1. CALL your Reps www.usa.gov/elected-offi...
2. Hello, I'm a voter in [zip code] & I want to urge [Congressperson's name] to vote NO on H.R. 9495, because I don't want non-profit organizations in our community to have their tax status dismantled next year without evidence against them.
1. CALL your Reps www.usa.gov/elected-offi...
2. Hello, I'm a voter in [zip code] & I want to urge [Congressperson's name] to vote NO on H.R. 9495, because I don't want non-profit organizations in our community to have their tax status dismantled next year without evidence against them.
November 11, 2024 at 1:23 AM
Here's how:
1. CALL your Reps www.usa.gov/elected-offi...
2. Hello, I'm a voter in [zip code] & I want to urge [Congressperson's name] to vote NO on H.R. 9495, because I don't want non-profit organizations in our community to have their tax status dismantled next year without evidence against them.
1. CALL your Reps www.usa.gov/elected-offi...
2. Hello, I'm a voter in [zip code] & I want to urge [Congressperson's name] to vote NO on H.R. 9495, because I don't want non-profit organizations in our community to have their tax status dismantled next year without evidence against them.
"Hello, office of [CONGRESSPERSON’S NAME]! This is [YOUR NAME] from [CITY OR TOWN]. I’m calling to ask about [CONGRESSPERSON]’s stance on simply putting an end to this hellscape of a world and allowing humanity to fade into the black abyss of nonexistence."
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Use This Script to Call Your Congressperson and Ask Them to Please God Just End It All
Hello, office of [CONGRESSPERSON’S NAME]! This is [YOUR NAME] from [CITY OR TOWN]. I’m calling to ask about [CONGRESSPERSON]’s stance on simply put...
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February 24, 2026 at 6:22 PM
"Hello, office of [CONGRESSPERSON’S NAME]! This is [YOUR NAME] from [CITY OR TOWN]. I’m calling to ask about [CONGRESSPERSON]’s stance on simply putting an end to this hellscape of a world and allowing humanity to fade into the black abyss of nonexistence."
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Today I called my congressperson's office to demand a ceasefire, like every other day, but today they picked up and said "oh hey Maggie," so that was wild
January 24, 2024 at 12:39 AM
Today I called my congressperson's office to demand a ceasefire, like every other day, but today they picked up and said "oh hey Maggie," so that was wild
Not simply a congressperson’s responsibility. It’s their duty.
June 26, 2026 at 3:53 PM
Not simply a congressperson’s responsibility. It’s their duty.
I am going to try it at my MGA congressperson’s local office. When they balk, I’ll ask if they’re ok with the same thing happening at the treasury.
February 4, 2025 at 12:56 PM
I am going to try it at my MGA congressperson’s local office. When they balk, I’ll ask if they’re ok with the same thing happening at the treasury.
idk how to explain this but “haley” shouldn’t be a congressperson’s name
INBOX: Michigan Rep. Haley Stevens and New Hampshire Rep. Chris Pappas, who are both running for Senate, cut two video messages for AIPAC's official Instagram yesterday.
If you may recall, a US-Israeli joint strike this week killed over 100 Iranian schoolgirls, widely considered a war crime.
If you may recall, a US-Israeli joint strike this week killed over 100 Iranian schoolgirls, widely considered a war crime.
March 8, 2026 at 8:04 PM
idk how to explain this but “haley” shouldn’t be a congressperson’s name
Weird that a serial predator’s candidacy didn’t warrant the same focus from you:
June 28, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Weird that a serial predator’s candidacy didn’t warrant the same focus from you:
Our rural hospital, in a red congressperson’s district, gets 50% of its patient $ from Medicaid.
If Elon & donald’s GOP succeed in dismantling Medicaid, rural hospitals all across the red-land map will permanently shutter.
Just tell voters that.
Say, “You’re going to lose your hospital.”
If Elon & donald’s GOP succeed in dismantling Medicaid, rural hospitals all across the red-land map will permanently shutter.
Just tell voters that.
Say, “You’re going to lose your hospital.”
March 4, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Our rural hospital, in a red congressperson’s district, gets 50% of its patient $ from Medicaid.
If Elon & donald’s GOP succeed in dismantling Medicaid, rural hospitals all across the red-land map will permanently shutter.
Just tell voters that.
Say, “You’re going to lose your hospital.”
If Elon & donald’s GOP succeed in dismantling Medicaid, rural hospitals all across the red-land map will permanently shutter.
Just tell voters that.
Say, “You’re going to lose your hospital.”
Senate Republicans passed Trump's budget bill and it’s now heading back to the House.
If it makes it past the House, 17 million people will lose their health care.
Text CALL to 43367 to get the info you need to call your Congressperson’s office.
If it makes it past the House, 17 million people will lose their health care.
Text CALL to 43367 to get the info you need to call your Congressperson’s office.
July 1, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Senate Republicans passed Trump's budget bill and it’s now heading back to the House.
If it makes it past the House, 17 million people will lose their health care.
Text CALL to 43367 to get the info you need to call your Congressperson’s office.
If it makes it past the House, 17 million people will lose their health care.
Text CALL to 43367 to get the info you need to call your Congressperson’s office.
Me, to my congressperson's staffer: "Could you please demand that the congresswoman impeach this asshole already?"
April 7, 2026 at 7:41 PM
Me, to my congressperson's staffer: "Could you please demand that the congresswoman impeach this asshole already?"