The Jerusalem Post argues indebted Americans should be conscripted into the Iran War.
September 3, 2026 at 4:59 PM
The Jerusalem Post argues indebted Americans should be conscripted into the Iran War.
Winnie has been conscripted into the Commonwealth Navy
June 17, 2026 at 3:37 PM
Winnie has been conscripted into the Commonwealth Navy
IDEA!!! When we start running out of food because there are no more immigrants, MAGA voters should be conscripted into service to do the job.
December 1, 2024 at 4:52 PM
IDEA!!! When we start running out of food because there are no more immigrants, MAGA voters should be conscripted into service to do the job.
There should be a requirement that every conservative social media influencer gets conscripted to serve in that war.
BREAKING: Trump Tells ABC News He’s Mulling an Attack On Iran — Says ‘We Could Get Involved’. Hope those young guys who voted for Trump don't mind dying for Israel. www.mediaite.com/politics/tru...
BREAKING: Trump Tells ABC News He’s Mulling an Attack On Iran — Says ‘We Could Get Involved’
Israel has spent the past week launching airstrikes on Iranian nuclear sites and missile facilities, with Iran responding with ballistic missile barrages.
www.mediaite.com
June 15, 2025 at 6:24 PM
There should be a requirement that every conservative social media influencer gets conscripted to serve in that war.
can't believe a gamedev founded by russians who fled russia to not get conscripted, but still support the ukraine invasion, could be a bunch of assholes
September 28, 2026 at 12:15 PM
can't believe a gamedev founded by russians who fled russia to not get conscripted, but still support the ukraine invasion, could be a bunch of assholes
Assad fleeing to Russia only to get conscripted and sent to Ukraine.
December 8, 2024 at 6:28 AM
Assad fleeing to Russia only to get conscripted and sent to Ukraine.
Another day in EU Occupied America. My entire family have been conscripted into regulatory sub-committees
January 19, 2026 at 9:25 PM
Another day in EU Occupied America. My entire family have been conscripted into regulatory sub-committees
well so the thing is ethnic russians are the least likely to be conscripted
June 27, 2026 at 3:47 PM
well so the thing is ethnic russians are the least likely to be conscripted
Men think they were meant to live in the Roman Empire until they’re getting conscripted into open-ended territorial wars by pedophiles
March 1, 2026 at 9:59 PM
Men think they were meant to live in the Roman Empire until they’re getting conscripted into open-ended territorial wars by pedophiles
I hate that dogs and horses get conscripted into police service. They don’t deserve that.
June 16, 2025 at 1:33 AM
I hate that dogs and horses get conscripted into police service. They don’t deserve that.
do these pants make our ass look conscripted
June 5, 2026 at 11:29 PM
do these pants make our ass look conscripted
We really should have gone to greater lengths to be loudly disgusted by anyone who acted like getting a shot or wearing a mask to prevent the spread of a pandemic virus was worse than being conscripted into the First World War
July 29, 2026 at 5:57 PM
We really should have gone to greater lengths to be loudly disgusted by anyone who acted like getting a shot or wearing a mask to prevent the spread of a pandemic virus was worse than being conscripted into the First World War
“Maybe this russian was conscripted…”
Oh god. No. Hell no. Stop this ignorant nonsense.
Oh god. No. Hell no. Stop this ignorant nonsense.
May 31, 2025 at 9:50 PM
“Maybe this russian was conscripted…”
Oh god. No. Hell no. Stop this ignorant nonsense.
Oh god. No. Hell no. Stop this ignorant nonsense.
@raskin.house.gov: "They'd conscripted 1000 FBI agents to be working around the clock 24 hours going through 100,000 Epstein documents and told them to flag any mentions of Donald Trump... This might be one of the most massive cover-ups in the history of the United States unfolding before our eyes."
July 21, 2025 at 12:30 AM
@raskin.house.gov: "They'd conscripted 1000 FBI agents to be working around the clock 24 hours going through 100,000 Epstein documents and told them to flag any mentions of Donald Trump... This might be one of the most massive cover-ups in the history of the United States unfolding before our eyes."
i've been conscripted into the femboy wars, they're sending me to the frotlines
September 4, 2023 at 2:37 PM
i've been conscripted into the femboy wars, they're sending me to the frotlines
Update on the emergency bootleg preschool in my house after the host church boiler blew:
I have conscripted them into garden labor
I have conscripted them into garden labor
March 12, 2026 at 11:39 PM
Update on the emergency bootleg preschool in my house after the host church boiler blew:
I have conscripted them into garden labor
I have conscripted them into garden labor
Serious question: would MAGA allow their underage children to be conscripted for two years of state-sanctioned sex work if Trump asked for it?
July 27, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Serious question: would MAGA allow their underage children to be conscripted for two years of state-sanctioned sex work if Trump asked for it?
When you stay in Moscow too long and get conscripted
June 3, 2026 at 1:42 PM
When you stay in Moscow too long and get conscripted
But I thought the Russian troops were all poor conscripted teenagers
Russia’s war economy has created a new middle class in poor regions - and it won't allow Putin to end the war, Telegraph.
Contract soldiers earn up to $90k a year vs local wages of $8k. Defence factories run 3 shifts a day, wages in metalworking have grown by 78% since 2021.
Contract soldiers earn up to $90k a year vs local wages of $8k. Defence factories run 3 shifts a day, wages in metalworking have grown by 78% since 2021.
August 26, 2025 at 10:53 PM
But I thought the Russian troops were all poor conscripted teenagers
(I was the audience, tho I did get conscripted as a percussionist briefly)
January 28, 2025 at 9:13 PM
(I was the audience, tho I did get conscripted as a percussionist briefly)
Immigration lawyers say those deported to Ukraine could be conscripted to fight in the war, contrary to international laws that prohibit deportations to places where people could face violence.
U.S. deports dozens of migrants to Ukraine amid war
Immigration lawyers say those deported to Ukraine could be conscripted to fight in the war, contrary to international laws that prohibit deportations to places where people could face violence.
n.pr
November 23, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Immigration lawyers say those deported to Ukraine could be conscripted to fight in the war, contrary to international laws that prohibit deportations to places where people could face violence.
Being returned into the hands of the junta will almost likely end up with this person being forcibly conscripted and sent to fight against the freedom and democracy of his own people.
🚨UPDATE: In a late-night court hearing, the Trump admin says that it deported the Burmese man to Burma, but is REFUSING to say where they deported the Vietnamese man, claiming it’s classified!
The judge ordered ICE to tell everyone involved they may face criminal contempt.
The judge ordered ICE to tell everyone involved they may face criminal contempt.
May 21, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Being returned into the hands of the junta will almost likely end up with this person being forcibly conscripted and sent to fight against the freedom and democracy of his own people.
Conscripted by morning
Russian Neo-Nazis marching in Moscow to show support for Putin.
November 4, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Conscripted by morning
Personally we cannot personally wait for our children to be conscripted into building government subsidized Starlinks in factories in states with newly repealed child labor laws!
Lutnick: "The army of millions and millions of human beings screwing in little screws to make iPhones -- that kind of thing is going to come to America."
April 6, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Personally we cannot personally wait for our children to be conscripted into building government subsidized Starlinks in factories in states with newly repealed child labor laws!
the way trendy young actors get sucked into the MCU after one breakout project is kind of like if every big baseball prospect was immediately conscripted into the Savannah Bananas
August 16, 2026 at 9:40 PM
the way trendy young actors get sucked into the MCU after one breakout project is kind of like if every big baseball prospect was immediately conscripted into the Savannah Bananas