Rotation Of Earth Plunges Entire North American Continent Into Darkness
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March 17, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Rotation Of Earth Plunges Entire North American Continent Into Darkness
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I used to write the WaPo editorials on US-Africa policy, as well on as human rights and politics on the continent.
To describe hundreds of thousands of deaths on the continent as “messy” is an absolute abomination.
To describe hundreds of thousands of deaths on the continent as “messy” is an absolute abomination.
Extremely evil/cursed take from the WaPo this morning
April 4, 2026 at 6:11 PM
I used to write the WaPo editorials on US-Africa policy, as well on as human rights and politics on the continent.
To describe hundreds of thousands of deaths on the continent as “messy” is an absolute abomination.
To describe hundreds of thousands of deaths on the continent as “messy” is an absolute abomination.
Your continent, My ass.
August 11, 2026 at 1:11 AM
Your continent, My ass.
World’s Cartographers Continue Living Secret Life Of Luxury On Idyllic, Never Disclosed 8th Continent theonion.com/world-s...
May 30, 2025 at 2:00 PM
World’s Cartographers Continue Living Secret Life Of Luxury On Idyllic, Never Disclosed 8th Continent theonion.com/world-s...
New Sunday sport: naming parts of our continent
February 16, 2025 at 11:42 PM
New Sunday sport: naming parts of our continent
huge W for the continent
May 23, 2026 at 7:30 PM
huge W for the continent
Same bullshit, different continent:
Australian Far-right racist/neo-Nazi Blair Cottrell was caught on camera by the BBC saying that the "most effective" way to deal with Black Australians is to skin them and lynch them. He also says they were happy under slavery.
At a Patriot Alternative (UK) conference.
At a Patriot Alternative (UK) conference.
January 24, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Same bullshit, different continent:
![Comic. Bad Map Projection #194: Interrupted Spheres. To avoid the distortion inherent to a single flat world map, each continent is projected onto its own globe. [spheres of different sizes with a single continent on each]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreidkl5oralbeswewcuz34udtph7cev2u37nbllwaeavlzbsqwyfpaa)
August 1, 2025 at 8:06 PM
The @washingtonpost.com describes the deaths of an estimated 750,000 people to date as "messy"
April 4, 2026 at 1:47 PM
The @washingtonpost.com describes the deaths of an estimated 750,000 people to date as "messy"
The Weathering Continent (1992)
February 20, 2025 at 5:25 PM
The Weathering Continent (1992)
Woman whose ancestors stole entire continent suspects Indigenous person shoplifting
Woman whose ancestors stole entire continent suspects Indigenous person shoplifting
A Winnipeg woman whose ancestors were part of the theft of an entire continent is pretty sure that an Indigenous person browsing in the shop where she works is shoplifting. [kofi] "I'll just pre...
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April 20, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Woman whose ancestors stole entire continent suspects Indigenous person shoplifting
Yes, the continent of Europe is famously ignorant about the dangers of geopolitics.
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Whitaker: "They found religion after we began explaining to them why this is crucial for them to be involved. Unfortunately, bc the president wanted this be a surprise and bc of the war it was timed, it caught a lot our European allies flatfooted. They don't comprehend how dangerous this world is."
March 25, 2026 at 12:48 PM
Yes, the continent of Europe is famously ignorant about the dangers of geopolitics.
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Guess which continent.
March 29, 2026 at 5:29 AM
Guess which continent.
Partner's dog collapsed in grief and despair as partner has abandoned him forever and left the continent or possibly gone to lunch
October 1, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Partner's dog collapsed in grief and despair as partner has abandoned him forever and left the continent or possibly gone to lunch
andrew tate has now been arrested on every continent he's ever visited
July 20, 2026 at 12:52 AM
andrew tate has now been arrested on every continent he's ever visited
🇩🇪 Friedrich Merz: "Germany is back. We are ready to defend peace on our continent."
March 14, 2025 at 1:05 PM
🇩🇪 Friedrich Merz: "Germany is back. We are ready to defend peace on our continent."
oh to be laying on an continent of a shark 😌
December 21, 2025 at 11:14 PM
oh to be laying on an continent of a shark 😌
Just a reminder that Muslims have been on this continent since the first arrival of non-Indigenous people. They were among the first generation of Americans, and have been here ever since.
"Muslims don't belong in American society," says Rep. Andy Ogles (R-Tenn.) www.huffpost.com/entry/andy-o...
GOP Congressman Says ‘Muslims Don’t Belong In American Society’
Rep. Andy Ogles of Tennessee also called it “a lie” that diverse groups of people can respectfully engage with each other.
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March 9, 2026 at 5:08 PM
Just a reminder that Muslims have been on this continent since the first arrival of non-Indigenous people. They were among the first generation of Americans, and have been here ever since.
it is very funny to me that my second grader is obsessed with two places: new york city and the continent of africa
October 21, 2025 at 11:09 AM
it is very funny to me that my second grader is obsessed with two places: new york city and the continent of africa
Europe is a continent of industrial innovation.
We want it to also be a continent of industrial production.
This is why we’re putting forward the Clean Industrial Deal today.
We’re making a clear business case for Europe.
Speech at the European Industry Summit ↓
europa.eu/!8fCmgg
We want it to also be a continent of industrial production.
This is why we’re putting forward the Clean Industrial Deal today.
We’re making a clear business case for Europe.
Speech at the European Industry Summit ↓
europa.eu/!8fCmgg
February 26, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Europe is a continent of industrial innovation.
We want it to also be a continent of industrial production.
This is why we’re putting forward the Clean Industrial Deal today.
We’re making a clear business case for Europe.
Speech at the European Industry Summit ↓
europa.eu/!8fCmgg
We want it to also be a continent of industrial production.
This is why we’re putting forward the Clean Industrial Deal today.
We’re making a clear business case for Europe.
Speech at the European Industry Summit ↓
europa.eu/!8fCmgg
Rubio on Russia-Ukraine: "It's not our war. It's a war on another continent."
December 19, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Rubio on Russia-Ukraine: "It's not our war. It's a war on another continent."
July 24, 2025 at 4:45 PM
This is kind of an aside / relevant to Bad Bunny's Americas shout out... but the seven continent model we're taught in the US isn't universal. Some countries teach a six or even five continent model. The six-continent model (which unites North and South America) is common in Latin America
Continent - Wikipedia
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February 9, 2026 at 1:53 AM
This is kind of an aside / relevant to Bad Bunny's Americas shout out... but the seven continent model we're taught in the US isn't universal. Some countries teach a six or even five continent model. The six-continent model (which unites North and South America) is common in Latin America
Laura Loomer: “I’ve been banned by Uber and DoorDash.”
Candace Owens: “Hold my ivermectin, I’ve been banned by an entire continent.”
Candace Owens: “Hold my ivermectin, I’ve been banned by an entire continent.”
October 15, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Laura Loomer: “I’ve been banned by Uber and DoorDash.”
Candace Owens: “Hold my ivermectin, I’ve been banned by an entire continent.”
Candace Owens: “Hold my ivermectin, I’ve been banned by an entire continent.”
