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jefftiedrich.bsky.social
from today's post, on the Mad Kings batshit notions on how to fight imaginary crime —
please read the whole thing, thanks!
link is here: bit.ly/3Uo8Qcv
(and as always, there's a longer excerpt in the alt text)
here are two very fun facts. the first is that crime in Washington, DC is at a 30-year-low. the second — and more fun — fact is that the average homeless person on the streets of DC has thirty-four fewer felony convictions than the current president of the United States. nonetheless, United States President Cookedbooks McHushmoney has decided that DC’s homeless population is a ginormous factor in the imaginary crime wave that definitely isn’t a thing, and he’s given them about ten seconds to get the fuck out of his sight. We’re having a News Conference tomorrow in the White House. I’m going to make our Capital safer and more beautiful than it ever was before. The Homeless have to move out, IMMEDIATELY. We will give you places to stay, but FAR from the Capital. The Criminals, you don’t have to move out. We’re going to put you in jail where you belong. It’s all going to happen very fast, just like the Border. We went from millions pouring in, to ZERO in the last few months. This will be easier — Be prepared! There will be no “MR. NICE GUY.” We want our Capital BACK. Thank you for your attention to this matter! it’s so easy to solve the world’s problems when you have no clue what you’re talking about. screaming at the homeless to GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE RIGHT NOW will totally work, because everyone knows that the best way to solve the problems caused by late-stage capitalism is to yell really loud until they magically go away. who is Dear Leader thanking for their attention? the homeless? I don’t think the homeless are following Donny on his crappy app. I’m pretty sure that the unhoused are more concerned with figuring out their next meal than in keeping up with the Mad King’s insane social media ravings.
August 11, 2025 at 5:33 PM
candiceberken.bsky.social
#MAGALies #GOPLies #FudgedNumbers #TrumpBogusData #CookedBooks #Propaganda #BLS #Prices #Inflation #JobsData #Economy #Recession #politics #HowDictatorsWork
lagunabeachdems.bsky.social Laguna Beach Democratic Club @lagunabeachdems.bsky.social · Jul 31
The Trump GOP just quietly gutted real inflation tracking in May 2025—right before their tariffs kicked in. Now they’re just guessing the numbers. When prices spike, they can just fudge the data. It’s not policy—it’s propaganda. This is how authoritarians cook the books.📉🔥 #TrumpTariffs #GOPLies
Spencer Hakimian • @SpencerHaki... • 1h S The government is literally not collecting actual inflation data anymore. They're just estimating what they think inflation is. They "suddenly" changed this in May 2025. Right before the tariffs started getting collected. How much more obvious can they make it for you guys?
August 13, 2025 at 4:01 AM
autisticannie.bsky.social
No matter how HE does the math the numbers don't add up. Same with his businesses.
#CookedBooks
March 14, 2025 at 6:22 PM
bigbrohem.bsky.social
"...United States President Cookedbooks McHushmoney has decided that DC’s homeless population is a ginormous factor in the imaginary crime wave that definitely isn’t a thing, and he’s given them about ten seconds to get the fuck out of his sight."
Excellent cover art! "Pres. Cookedbooks McHushmoney"
dipshit president to fight imaginary crime wave in dumbest way possible
how fucking stupid is this?
www.jefftiedrich.com
August 11, 2025 at 4:11 PM
demipal.bsky.social
Huh 🤔 weird, no?

#TeslaTakedown
#CookedBooks
#BillionMissing
#MuskratGrifter
March 20, 2025 at 12:49 AM
fridaybob.bsky.social
I've enjoyed Jeff Tiedrich's posts for quite a while now, where his slogan is "everyone is entitled to my own opinion" Today's message is a masterpiece take down of President Cookedbooks McHushmoney. substack.com/home/post/p-...
dipshit president to fight imaginary crime wave in dumbest way possible
how fucking stupid is this?
substack.com
August 11, 2025 at 3:34 PM
rosiedekat.bsky.social
www.abc.net.au/news/2024-12...

#auspol
In a world of comparing apples and oranges, the $263 billion figure looks to have come from comparing apples and elephants.

Cooking the books to make a political point.

Be wary Australia 🇦🇺 be very aware. #CookedBooks does not equate to sound accounting
Cunning showmanship on display as Coalition releases nuclear costs
In a world of comparing apples and oranges, the Coalition's claim that its nuclear plan would be hundreds of billions cheaper than Labor's looks to have come from comparing apples and elephants.
www.abc.net.au
December 13, 2024 at 9:27 AM
papaesoco.bsky.social
United States.

nonetheless, United States President Cookedbooks McHushmoney has decided that DC’s homeless population is a ginormous factor in the imaginary crime wave that definitely isn’t a thing, and he’s given them about ten seconds to get the fuck out of his sight.
August 12, 2025 at 5:38 AM
grumpybluedot.bsky.social
Remember when Trump fired the labor statistics people who told the truth? Here’s what happens. Magic! #cookedbooks #laborstatistics #corruption #americanfascism #fucktrump

www.wsj.com/economy/jobs...
U.S. Added 130,000 Jobs in January, Starting Year off on Stronger Footing
The job gains surged past expectations and marked a strong start to the year following a weak year of job growth.
www.wsj.com
February 11, 2026 at 2:57 PM
indivisiblewhills.bsky.social
@qvdo.org
here are two very fun facts. the first is that crime in Washington, DC is at a 30-year-low. the second — and more fun — fact is that the average homeless person on the streets of DC has thirty-four fewer felony convictions than the current president of the United States. nonetheless, United States President Cookedbooks McHushmoney has decided that DC’s homeless population is a ginormous factor in the imaginary crime wave that definitely isn’t a thing, and he’s given them about ten seconds to get the fuck out of his sight.
August 12, 2025 at 12:44 AM
blackysuperj.bsky.social
#FuckTesla I still can’t believe it’s worth this much? Who is even buying the POS cars/truck? #Garbage #FuckElon #Finance #CookedBooks #FuckTrump #Stocks
July 31, 2026 at 4:05 PM
pringlesitalia.bsky.social
How did I not realize before today the degree to which Staten Island features in this video?! Thank you @cookedbooks
November 21, 2024 at 11:01 PM
angrygassermd.bsky.social
“nonetheless, United States President Cookedbooks McHushmoney has decided that DC’s homeless population is a ginormous factor in the imaginary crime wave that definitely isn’t a thing, and he’s given them about ten seconds to get the fuck out of his sight.” open.substack.com/pub/jefftied...
dipshit president to fight imaginary crime wave in dumbest way possible
how fucking stupid is this?
open.substack.com
August 11, 2025 at 4:00 PM
imagespending.bsky.social
The combination of the #Lack of transparency and the insane #Rush to get contracts inked by the #GuardianMediaGroup before Christmas is a clear sign of #Corruption.

I don't know what kind, etc., but this sale is not happening in good faith at all. #CookedBooks #Perfidy

#TheGuardian
#TheObserver
December 6, 2024 at 5:09 AM
firehawk46064.bsky.social
#cookedbooks #elonmusk is #cookingbooks #auditHIM #Gestapo2.0
February 21, 2025 at 10:29 AM
bombshelldaily.bsky.social
JIM JORDAN CAMPAIGN FINANCE DISCREPANCIES NOW UNDER INVESTIGATION
FEC is now investigating discrepancies between reports filed years ago, and recently amended ones showing differences of hundreds of thousands of dollars. #corruption #CookedBooks...
February 28, 2025 at 1:20 PM
bombshelldaily.bsky.social
JIM JORDAN CAMPAIGN FINANCE DISCREPANCIES NOW UNDER INVESTIGATION
FEC is now investigating discrepancies between reports filed years ago, and recently amended ones showing differences of hundreds of thousands of dollars. #corruption #CookedBooks...
February 28, 2025 at 12:44 PM