Is this behavior an adolescent indicator to adult onset couchfuckery?
March 1, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Is this behavior an adolescent indicator to adult onset couchfuckery?
I know that J.D. "Vance" Bowman didn't fuck a couch.
But the AP publishing an article specifying that he didn't fuck a couch makes it look like he definitely fucked a couch.
And the AP then *retracting* the article specifying that he didn't fuck a couch?
Unprecedented levels of couchfuckery
But the AP publishing an article specifying that he didn't fuck a couch makes it look like he definitely fucked a couch.
And the AP then *retracting* the article specifying that he didn't fuck a couch?
Unprecedented levels of couchfuckery
July 25, 2024 at 5:35 PM
I know that J.D. "Vance" Bowman didn't fuck a couch.
But the AP publishing an article specifying that he didn't fuck a couch makes it look like he definitely fucked a couch.
And the AP then *retracting* the article specifying that he didn't fuck a couch?
Unprecedented levels of couchfuckery
But the AP publishing an article specifying that he didn't fuck a couch makes it look like he definitely fucked a couch.
And the AP then *retracting* the article specifying that he didn't fuck a couch?
Unprecedented levels of couchfuckery
JD Vance is so weird and so gross and so couchfuckery.
July 9, 2025 at 2:33 AM
JD Vance is so weird and so gross and so couchfuckery.
may his name live in couchfuckery
July 25, 2024 at 4:46 AM
may his name live in couchfuckery
even in 2020 he had the most couchfuckery face I've ever seen
July 30, 2024 at 10:10 PM
even in 2020 he had the most couchfuckery face I've ever seen
Exactly this. It’s a door opener to his true couchfuckery.
July 26, 2024 at 3:42 AM
Exactly this. It’s a door opener to his true couchfuckery.
oh alright, good one, photo memories, how young we were in the days of couchfuckery and its literary foretellling
July 25, 2026 at 12:47 PM
oh alright, good one, photo memories, how young we were in the days of couchfuckery and its literary foretellling
So what kinda magical bullshit do we expect in the halls of Mohammed bin Salman al Saud's palace this week?
Does the fat fuck try to strongarm?
Same deal but less couchfuckery?
Does he back down due to internal pressure and claim it as a huge win?
All I know is I'll probably need some Tums 🤷🏼♂️
Does the fat fuck try to strongarm?
Same deal but less couchfuckery?
Does he back down due to internal pressure and claim it as a huge win?
All I know is I'll probably need some Tums 🤷🏼♂️
March 10, 2025 at 9:27 AM
So what kinda magical bullshit do we expect in the halls of Mohammed bin Salman al Saud's palace this week?
Does the fat fuck try to strongarm?
Same deal but less couchfuckery?
Does he back down due to internal pressure and claim it as a huge win?
All I know is I'll probably need some Tums 🤷🏼♂️
Does the fat fuck try to strongarm?
Same deal but less couchfuckery?
Does he back down due to internal pressure and claim it as a huge win?
All I know is I'll probably need some Tums 🤷🏼♂️
People looking for the video of Walz referencing the couchfuckery?
September 20, 2024 at 7:14 PM
People looking for the video of Walz referencing the couchfuckery?
The sooner we stop trying to fight them with facts and get back to JV Vance and his couchfuckery the better
Like "what we're doing here" is that the media has an "INSERT HARRIS-WALZ SCANDAL HERE"-sized hole on the front page and this is the thing the GOP is trying to giftwrap for them to put inside it. Truth of the accusation or an objective evaluation of news value has zero to do with it
When you learn that Walz retired in 2005 but his unit deployed in the theater in 2007 (the surge) the story gets stranger... like what we are we doing here
August 8, 2024 at 5:32 PM
The sooner we stop trying to fight them with facts and get back to JV Vance and his couchfuckery the better
As long as Trump and Vance insult and lie with impunity, let the couchfuckery continue.
August 9, 2024 at 8:23 PM
As long as Trump and Vance insult and lie with impunity, let the couchfuckery continue.
couchfucker engaged in couchfuckery
🤑🛋🥸🛋🤑
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September 17, 2024 at 8:35 PM
couchfucker engaged in couchfuckery
🤑🛋🥸🛋🤑
🤑🛋🥸🛋🤑
They should have let him loose on those weirdos and their couchfuckery.
The best quotes from the campaign came from Walz.
The best quotes from the campaign came from Walz.
March 10, 2025 at 8:28 AM
They should have let him loose on those weirdos and their couchfuckery.
The best quotes from the campaign came from Walz.
The best quotes from the campaign came from Walz.
This explains so much, I was wondering about the excessive level of couchfuckery I was reading but it isn't that far out of the normal for you
December 8, 2025 at 4:42 PM
This explains so much, I was wondering about the excessive level of couchfuckery I was reading but it isn't that far out of the normal for you
A partir de hoje, encontrando formas de incorporar o verbete *couchfuckery* em todas as minhas conversas
fazendo a curadoria de piadas sobre transar com um sofá para minha amiga pessoal @congeminemos.bsky.social
July 25, 2024 at 7:37 PM
A partir de hoje, encontrando formas de incorporar o verbete *couchfuckery* em todas as minhas conversas
July 25, 2024 at 11:48 PM
dude's got the most couchfuckery face any dude has ever had
October 31, 2025 at 1:47 AM
dude's got the most couchfuckery face any dude has ever had
Wake up babe, new couchfuckery levels of "just asking questions" just dropped.
I’m not convinced this is AI
February 24, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Wake up babe, new couchfuckery levels of "just asking questions" just dropped.
Couchfuckery desk really dropped the ball here
July 25, 2024 at 3:05 PM
Couchfuckery desk really dropped the ball here
Whenever CHUDs are being weird, it's called couchfuckery.
July 26, 2024 at 6:37 AM
Whenever CHUDs are being weird, it's called couchfuckery.
From now on, I will be referring to all Republican policy and rhetoric simply as "couchfuckery."
I invite you to join me.
I invite you to join me.
February 19, 2026 at 11:27 PM
From now on, I will be referring to all Republican policy and rhetoric simply as "couchfuckery."
I invite you to join me.
I invite you to join me.
This post has the potential to do as much for culture as the “Vance admitted to couchfuckery” cleverness on the old place.
January 28, 2025 at 10:51 AM
This post has the potential to do as much for culture as the “Vance admitted to couchfuckery” cleverness on the old place.
Inspired by JD Vance's couchfuckery, apple brings you furniture that can jerk you off
August 14, 2024 at 7:04 PM
Inspired by JD Vance's couchfuckery, apple brings you furniture that can jerk you off
I mean, they've proven to be pretty susceptible to disinformation, and JD definitely *looks* couchfuckery, you might have something here
August 7, 2024 at 5:35 PM
I mean, they've proven to be pretty susceptible to disinformation, and JD definitely *looks* couchfuckery, you might have something here
I thought this was yet another bit of couchfuckery, something that was obviously a joke, but then I looked it up for myself
I love that CNN has a little meter on top of their business page measuring Fear v. Greed- the only 2 emotions Americans are capable of feeling.
August 7, 2024 at 4:41 PM
I thought this was yet another bit of couchfuckery, something that was obviously a joke, but then I looked it up for myself