Make every drop count
November 8, 2026 at 7:25 PM
Make every drop count
Do we count that as two wins
November 11, 2026 at 6:23 PM
Do we count that as two wins
We are 111 votes behind. Closed the gap by ~1200, and still ballots left to count
November 11, 2026 at 1:02 AM
We are 111 votes behind. Closed the gap by ~1200, and still ballots left to count
🚨 BREAKING: COLOM’S LEAD GROWS AGAIN IN MISSISSIPPI!
🔥 Democrat Scott Colom has EXPANDED his lead over GOP Sen. Cindy Hyde-Smith to 2,944 VOTES!
🔵 Colom: 469,952
🔴 Hyde-Smith: 467,008
📈 Colom gains another 123 votes in the latest count!
The race remains uncalled. COUNT EVERY VOTE!
🔥 Democrat Scott Colom has EXPANDED his lead over GOP Sen. Cindy Hyde-Smith to 2,944 VOTES!
🔵 Colom: 469,952
🔴 Hyde-Smith: 467,008
📈 Colom gains another 123 votes in the latest count!
The race remains uncalled. COUNT EVERY VOTE!
November 11, 2026 at 3:55 AM
🚨 BREAKING: COLOM’S LEAD GROWS AGAIN IN MISSISSIPPI!
🔥 Democrat Scott Colom has EXPANDED his lead over GOP Sen. Cindy Hyde-Smith to 2,944 VOTES!
🔵 Colom: 469,952
🔴 Hyde-Smith: 467,008
📈 Colom gains another 123 votes in the latest count!
The race remains uncalled. COUNT EVERY VOTE!
🔥 Democrat Scott Colom has EXPANDED his lead over GOP Sen. Cindy Hyde-Smith to 2,944 VOTES!
🔵 Colom: 469,952
🔴 Hyde-Smith: 467,008
📈 Colom gains another 123 votes in the latest count!
The race remains uncalled. COUNT EVERY VOTE!
When your job is to count the single vote and you determine it was Republican
November 10, 2026 at 5:50 PM
When your job is to count the single vote and you determine it was Republican
Trying to figure out where Jim Jordan fits in a long line of right wing men who cannot count: Does this look right, from "can't count" to "REALLY can't count"?
Paul Ryan
John Boehner
Kevin McCarthy
Mike Johnson
Jim Jordan
Denny Hastert was the last guy who could count, like Jim Jordan, victims.
Paul Ryan
John Boehner
Kevin McCarthy
Mike Johnson
Jim Jordan
Denny Hastert was the last guy who could count, like Jim Jordan, victims.
November 10, 2026 at 7:42 PM
Trying to figure out where Jim Jordan fits in a long line of right wing men who cannot count: Does this look right, from "can't count" to "REALLY can't count"?
Paul Ryan
John Boehner
Kevin McCarthy
Mike Johnson
Jim Jordan
Denny Hastert was the last guy who could count, like Jim Jordan, victims.
Paul Ryan
John Boehner
Kevin McCarthy
Mike Johnson
Jim Jordan
Denny Hastert was the last guy who could count, like Jim Jordan, victims.
SAMMY DAVIS JR. tap dancing to Count Basie’s “Cute” in 1963.
The guy was incredible.
The guy was incredible.
November 10, 2026 at 9:22 PM
SAMMY DAVIS JR. tap dancing to Count Basie’s “Cute” in 1963.
The guy was incredible.
The guy was incredible.
[While we wait for Alaska]: Scott Colom grew his lead tonight, and he is now up 2,990 votes in the AP's count.
That's a lead of 0.32 percentage points; and it's up from 2,535 votes this morning. (Roughly 4,000 ballots were added to the count today, per the AP.)
That's a lead of 0.32 percentage points; and it's up from 2,535 votes this morning. (Roughly 4,000 ballots were added to the count today, per the AP.)
November 11, 2026 at 3:38 AM
[While we wait for Alaska]: Scott Colom grew his lead tonight, and he is now up 2,990 votes in the AP's count.
That's a lead of 0.32 percentage points; and it's up from 2,535 votes this morning. (Roughly 4,000 ballots were added to the count today, per the AP.)
That's a lead of 0.32 percentage points; and it's up from 2,535 votes this morning. (Roughly 4,000 ballots were added to the count today, per the AP.)
Does this count for tummy Tuesday?
November 10, 2026 at 4:26 PM
Does this count for tummy Tuesday?
Count Cuckula Gets the Corner Coffin
jojofromjerz.substack.com/p/stephen-mi...
jojofromjerz.substack.com/p/stephen-mi...
Stephen Miller: Count Cuckula Gets the Corner Coffin
Trump’s Favorite Pet Fascist Got a Promotion
jojofromjerz.substack.com
November 8, 2026 at 5:57 PM
Count Cuckula Gets the Corner Coffin
jojofromjerz.substack.com/p/stephen-mi...
jojofromjerz.substack.com/p/stephen-mi...
doesnt count unless you wear a flight suit
Rubio Says ‘Major Combat Operations’ in Iran Are Over
https://politicalwire.com/2026/11/10/rubio-says-major-combat-operations-in-iran-are-over/?ap=b
https://politicalwire.com/2026/11/10/rubio-says-major-combat-operations-in-iran-are-over/?ap=b
Rubio Says ‘Major Combat Operations’ in Iran Are Over
politicalwire.com
November 10, 2026 at 8:34 PM
doesnt count unless you wear a flight suit
sports don't count as screentime we're grinding tape
November 8, 2026 at 9:22 PM
sports don't count as screentime we're grinding tape
JUST IN: Hinds County, home to Jackson, just updated its count to include over 800 of affidavits counted early this afternoon.
Scott Colom netted 607 votes.
That brings his statewide total, as reflected in the Associated Press count, to 3,783 votes. That's 0.4%.
Scott Colom netted 607 votes.
That brings his statewide total, as reflected in the Associated Press count, to 3,783 votes. That's 0.4%.
November 11, 2026 at 7:23 PM
JUST IN: Hinds County, home to Jackson, just updated its count to include over 800 of affidavits counted early this afternoon.
Scott Colom netted 607 votes.
That brings his statewide total, as reflected in the Associated Press count, to 3,783 votes. That's 0.4%.
Scott Colom netted 607 votes.
That brings his statewide total, as reflected in the Associated Press count, to 3,783 votes. That's 0.4%.
POV: Trying to count my Dino-toesis
November 10, 2026 at 2:58 PM
POV: Trying to count my Dino-toesis
Wait until you hear about capitalism’s death count.
November 9, 2026 at 6:59 PM
Wait until you hear about capitalism’s death count.
someone got so mad at me for posting this silly meme that they screenshotted my follower count
that’s the spirit!
that’s the spirit!
November 10, 2026 at 6:16 PM
someone got so mad at me for posting this silly meme that they screenshotted my follower count
that’s the spirit!
that’s the spirit!
counting is hard
Count von Count's Oh No Facepalm
ALT: Count von Count's Oh No Facepalm
static.klipy.com
November 11, 2026 at 4:59 AM
counting is hard
It’s going to be Jordan. Count on it.
With Speaker Mike Johnson’s forthcoming demotion, U.S. House Republicans meet at 9am to choose a new House GOP leader
The candidates are Rep. Steve Scalise (R-LA) and Rep. Jim Jordan (R-OH)
The candidates are Rep. Steve Scalise (R-LA) and Rep. Jim Jordan (R-OH)
November 10, 2026 at 12:24 AM
It’s going to be Jordan. Count on it.
The number of the day is 56
November 11, 2026 at 7:23 PM
The number of the day is 56
I count Nat Turner as a veteran.
Because he was definitely fighting a war
Because he was definitely fighting a war
On this day in 1831, an enslaved Black man named Nat Turner was hanged in Jerusalem, Virginia, after being convicted of leading a revolt against slavery.
Nov. 11, 1831 | Nat Turner, an Enslaved Black Man, Is Hanged for Leading a Rebellion Against Slavery
Learn more about our history of racial injustice.
calendar.eji.org
November 11, 2026 at 2:52 PM
I count Nat Turner as a veteran.
Because he was definitely fighting a war
Because he was definitely fighting a war
Working off that birthday cake by beating my highest push-up count 😋
November 9, 2026 at 4:36 PM
Working off that birthday cake by beating my highest push-up count 😋
my guess is that the core of Team Fight came to Van Hollen, their emergency backup leader candidate, with a rough whip count after Murphy's stroke and the rough whip count was so promising Van Hollen was like Shit Guess I'll Try To Be Majority Leader Then
Van Hollen shanked Schumer in an interview with Ali Vitali today: “We have two members in that room, newly elected senators, who would not be there if Schumer and the DSCC had had their way. And, you know, Schumer and the DSCC sided with the crypto industry and AIPAC against these candidates.”
November 11, 2026 at 12:51 AM
my guess is that the core of Team Fight came to Van Hollen, their emergency backup leader candidate, with a rough whip count after Murphy's stroke and the rough whip count was so promising Van Hollen was like Shit Guess I'll Try To Be Majority Leader Then
Deficits only count when Democrats are in charge. It's the Media Law.
Like clockwork.
BARRON’S: This year, “the interest bill is likely to be $1.1 trillion .. A decade from now, it will be $2.1 trillion ..”
@barrons.com
www.barrons.com/articles/con...
@barrons.com
www.barrons.com/articles/con...
November 9, 2026 at 1:31 PM
Deficits only count when Democrats are in charge. It's the Media Law.
challenging a peer to a duel for the honor of my trans woman co-worker, we count those as progress
November 10, 2026 at 3:03 AM
challenging a peer to a duel for the honor of my trans woman co-worker, we count those as progress
Count me in...
November 10, 2026 at 9:54 AM
Count me in...