April 15, 2025 at 4:42 AM
May 4, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Carney to Trump: "There are some places that are never for sale ... having met with the owners of Canada over the course of the campaign, it's not for sale. It won't be for sale ever."
May 6, 2025 at 5:16 PM
You can’t commit a crime if no one considers it a crime now can you.
Lawlessness = crimelessness.
#CrisisManaged
Lawlessness = crimelessness.
#CrisisManaged
April 16, 2025 at 5:57 AM
You can’t commit a crime if no one considers it a crime now can you.
Lawlessness = crimelessness.
#CrisisManaged
Lawlessness = crimelessness.
#CrisisManaged
✓ Deplore how Canada's governance is vilified by Russian disinformation
✓ Fret as Poilievre rides that same MAGA fascism to the CPC leadership & an insurmountable lead in the polls
✓ Gasp as Trump reminds us all what fascism actually is/does
✓ Elect PP's polar opposite
#CrisisManaged
#CdnPoli
✓ Fret as Poilievre rides that same MAGA fascism to the CPC leadership & an insurmountable lead in the polls
✓ Gasp as Trump reminds us all what fascism actually is/does
✓ Elect PP's polar opposite
#CrisisManaged
#CdnPoli
April 24, 2025 at 6:32 PM
✓ Deplore how Canada's governance is vilified by Russian disinformation
✓ Fret as Poilievre rides that same MAGA fascism to the CPC leadership & an insurmountable lead in the polls
✓ Gasp as Trump reminds us all what fascism actually is/does
✓ Elect PP's polar opposite
#CrisisManaged
#CdnPoli
✓ Fret as Poilievre rides that same MAGA fascism to the CPC leadership & an insurmountable lead in the polls
✓ Gasp as Trump reminds us all what fascism actually is/does
✓ Elect PP's polar opposite
#CrisisManaged
#CdnPoli
So… a win-win. #CrisisManaged
Nick Clegg says asking artists for use permission would ‘kill’ the AI industry
Nick Clegg says asking artists for use permission would ‘kill’ the AI industry
Paul McCartne, Elton John and others signed an open letter.
buff.ly
May 26, 2025 at 7:14 PM
So… a win-win. #CrisisManaged
Canada: “We are prepared to issue as many empty statements as necessary to stop this genocide”
Canada: "We are prepared to issue as many empty statements as necessary to stop this genocide"
OTTAWA – Two months after issuing one statement promising “concrete actions” if Israel did not stop intentionally starving Palestinians in Gaza, Canada has joined with 24 other nations to issue a new ...
thebeaverton.com
August 9, 2025 at 6:51 PM
(…) But what of the Norwegian model, focusing on rehabilitation rather than punishment, resulting in the lowest recidivism rate globally?
"Isn’t that the country that nationalized its energy sector & now has the largest sovereign wealth fund in the world?"
Yes.
"You’re fired"
#CrisisManaged
"Isn’t that the country that nationalized its energy sector & now has the largest sovereign wealth fund in the world?"
Yes.
"You’re fired"
#CrisisManaged
April 14, 2025 at 9:36 PM
(…) But what of the Norwegian model, focusing on rehabilitation rather than punishment, resulting in the lowest recidivism rate globally?
"Isn’t that the country that nationalized its energy sector & now has the largest sovereign wealth fund in the world?"
Yes.
"You’re fired"
#CrisisManaged
"Isn’t that the country that nationalized its energy sector & now has the largest sovereign wealth fund in the world?"
Yes.
"You’re fired"
#CrisisManaged
Babe, wake up! I've found a safe way to avoid respiratory pathogens in the USA: Join ICE.
#CrisisManaged
#CrisisManaged
June 8, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Babe, wake up! I've found a safe way to avoid respiratory pathogens in the USA: Join ICE.
#CrisisManaged
#CrisisManaged
May 5, 2025 at 10:05 PM
— We did it! We ended climate change!
— How?!
— By shutting down the website
— So... you solved the burning inferno by pulling out the batteries from the fire alarm.
— Correct!
— Well done.
#CrisisManaged
— How?!
— By shutting down the website
— So... you solved the burning inferno by pulling out the batteries from the fire alarm.
— Correct!
— Well done.
#CrisisManaged
The ship is not listing. Go back to sleep.
#CrisisManaged
#CrisisManaged
July 6, 2025 at 3:51 PM
— We did it! We ended climate change!
— How?!
— By shutting down the website
— So... you solved the burning inferno by pulling out the batteries from the fire alarm.
— Correct!
— Well done.
#CrisisManaged
— How?!
— By shutting down the website
— So... you solved the burning inferno by pulling out the batteries from the fire alarm.
— Correct!
— Well done.
#CrisisManaged
Whenever someone mentions a retreat, remind them of Napoleon’s Russian Campaign.
The similarities? Futility, wrongheadedness, and unnecessary pain.
#CrisisManaged
The similarities? Futility, wrongheadedness, and unnecessary pain.
#CrisisManaged
April 28, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Whenever someone mentions a retreat, remind them of Napoleon’s Russian Campaign.
The similarities? Futility, wrongheadedness, and unnecessary pain.
#CrisisManaged
The similarities? Futility, wrongheadedness, and unnecessary pain.
#CrisisManaged
With eggs so expensive, our Easter correspondent offers some alternatives
a close up of a young man 's face with the words potatoes written below him
Alt: Sam from lord of the rings saying potatoes
media.tenor.com
April 17, 2025 at 9:49 PM
El Salvador won't return Abrego Garcia, Trump says he can't get him back.
Well then it would appear we have a problem. But what Canadian Forces lack in size, they make up for in alarmingly effective skill.
"Knock knock"
Who's there?
"M. Abrego Garcia's motherfucking escort, bitch"
#CrisisManaged
Well then it would appear we have a problem. But what Canadian Forces lack in size, they make up for in alarmingly effective skill.
"Knock knock"
Who's there?
"M. Abrego Garcia's motherfucking escort, bitch"
#CrisisManaged
April 15, 2025 at 3:23 AM
El Salvador won't return Abrego Garcia, Trump says he can't get him back.
Well then it would appear we have a problem. But what Canadian Forces lack in size, they make up for in alarmingly effective skill.
"Knock knock"
Who's there?
"M. Abrego Garcia's motherfucking escort, bitch"
#CrisisManaged
Well then it would appear we have a problem. But what Canadian Forces lack in size, they make up for in alarmingly effective skill.
"Knock knock"
Who's there?
"M. Abrego Garcia's motherfucking escort, bitch"
#CrisisManaged
Newly released footage of Canadian PM Mark Carney's thought process leading up to his landmark speech in Davos.
"You get a new third thing, bitch. A new THIRD thing. It ain't GOING your way." 💪🖕👍
#ElbowsUp #CdnPoli #CrisisManaged
"You get a new third thing, bitch. A new THIRD thing. It ain't GOING your way." 💪🖕👍
#ElbowsUp #CdnPoli #CrisisManaged
January 22, 2026 at 3:54 PM
Newly released footage of Canadian PM Mark Carney's thought process leading up to his landmark speech in Davos.
"You get a new third thing, bitch. A new THIRD thing. It ain't GOING your way." 💪🖕👍
#ElbowsUp #CdnPoli #CrisisManaged
"You get a new third thing, bitch. A new THIRD thing. It ain't GOING your way." 💪🖕👍
#ElbowsUp #CdnPoli #CrisisManaged
"I’m gonna tell them murderers have it better than them"
But won’t that just push our base to commit murders?
"Damn. Ok, I’ll tell them murderers get off too easy"
Same problem.
"Damn. Ok, I’ll tell them I’ll strip murderers of their most basic human rights"
Very good, sir.
#CrisisManaged
But won’t that just push our base to commit murders?
"Damn. Ok, I’ll tell them murderers get off too easy"
Same problem.
"Damn. Ok, I’ll tell them I’ll strip murderers of their most basic human rights"
Very good, sir.
#CrisisManaged
April 14, 2025 at 9:36 PM
"I’m gonna tell them murderers have it better than them"
But won’t that just push our base to commit murders?
"Damn. Ok, I’ll tell them murderers get off too easy"
Same problem.
"Damn. Ok, I’ll tell them I’ll strip murderers of their most basic human rights"
Very good, sir.
#CrisisManaged
But won’t that just push our base to commit murders?
"Damn. Ok, I’ll tell them murderers get off too easy"
Same problem.
"Damn. Ok, I’ll tell them I’ll strip murderers of their most basic human rights"
Very good, sir.
#CrisisManaged
Almost makes you wonder if the idiots who cooked this up aren't, in fact, CPC plants. #DoubleReverseUno
Losing because your base is a bigoted anti-facts bowl of Nazi? Have your sleeper agents "get caught" planting buttons you'd unironically made, thereby derailing any & all attacks. #CrisisManaged
Losing because your base is a bigoted anti-facts bowl of Nazi? Have your sleeper agents "get caught" planting buttons you'd unironically made, thereby derailing any & all attacks. #CrisisManaged
April 13, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Almost makes you wonder if the idiots who cooked this up aren't, in fact, CPC plants. #DoubleReverseUno
Losing because your base is a bigoted anti-facts bowl of Nazi? Have your sleeper agents "get caught" planting buttons you'd unironically made, thereby derailing any & all attacks. #CrisisManaged
Losing because your base is a bigoted anti-facts bowl of Nazi? Have your sleeper agents "get caught" planting buttons you'd unironically made, thereby derailing any & all attacks. #CrisisManaged
How could the liars have lied? I don’t understand.
The truth: voted for the bigotry, didn’t care about policy. Now that everything’s going to shit, can conveniently say "I never voted for this".
#CrisisManaged
The truth: voted for the bigotry, didn’t care about policy. Now that everything’s going to shit, can conveniently say "I never voted for this".
#CrisisManaged
June 17, 2025 at 2:18 PM
How could the liars have lied? I don’t understand.
The truth: voted for the bigotry, didn’t care about policy. Now that everything’s going to shit, can conveniently say "I never voted for this".
#CrisisManaged
The truth: voted for the bigotry, didn’t care about policy. Now that everything’s going to shit, can conveniently say "I never voted for this".
#CrisisManaged
Doug says it’s "Coding. But with a vibe"
Matt says it’s "Vibing, but with a code"
I say they’re both wrong.
#CrisisManaged
Matt says it’s "Vibing, but with a code"
I say they’re both wrong.
#CrisisManaged
April 28, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Doug says it’s "Coding. But with a vibe"
Matt says it’s "Vibing, but with a code"
I say they’re both wrong.
#CrisisManaged
Matt says it’s "Vibing, but with a code"
I say they’re both wrong.
#CrisisManaged
Petition to have Arizona's motto changed to "America's New Zealand".
#CrisisManaged
#CrisisManaged
August 10, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Petition to have Arizona's motto changed to "America's New Zealand".
#CrisisManaged
#CrisisManaged
No one knew who threw crazy glue into the mix. All they knew was that they were now in one heck of a fix.
#InThisTogether
#Stuck
#JustSayNoToTeamBuilding
#CrisisManaged
#InThisTogether
#Stuck
#JustSayNoToTeamBuilding
#CrisisManaged
April 28, 2025 at 1:58 PM
No one knew who threw crazy glue into the mix. All they knew was that they were now in one heck of a fix.
#InThisTogether
#Stuck
#JustSayNoToTeamBuilding
#CrisisManaged
#InThisTogether
#Stuck
#JustSayNoToTeamBuilding
#CrisisManaged
Meanwhile, sunglasses don't prevent crippling COVID-induced neurological, metabolic & systemic injury. #LongCOVID
So banning sunglasses while allowing respirators really is a win-win:
• ICE gets to illegally detain innocent people;
• Said victims get to keep their long-term health. #CrisisManaged
So banning sunglasses while allowing respirators really is a win-win:
• ICE gets to illegally detain innocent people;
• Said victims get to keep their long-term health. #CrisisManaged
June 29, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Meanwhile, sunglasses don't prevent crippling COVID-induced neurological, metabolic & systemic injury. #LongCOVID
So banning sunglasses while allowing respirators really is a win-win:
• ICE gets to illegally detain innocent people;
• Said victims get to keep their long-term health. #CrisisManaged
So banning sunglasses while allowing respirators really is a win-win:
• ICE gets to illegally detain innocent people;
• Said victims get to keep their long-term health. #CrisisManaged
No no tho just wait a little longer! Let’s just see how this all plays out!
"Captain, you are standing in water"
Perfectly normal. We’re on the ocean!
"No, sir, we’re IN the ocean. Preciously known as the bridge"
Still. Let’s just see how it all plays out.
#CrisisManaged
"Captain, you are standing in water"
Perfectly normal. We’re on the ocean!
"No, sir, we’re IN the ocean. Preciously known as the bridge"
Still. Let’s just see how it all plays out.
#CrisisManaged
April 14, 2025 at 5:50 PM
No no tho just wait a little longer! Let’s just see how this all plays out!
"Captain, you are standing in water"
Perfectly normal. We’re on the ocean!
"No, sir, we’re IN the ocean. Preciously known as the bridge"
Still. Let’s just see how it all plays out.
#CrisisManaged
"Captain, you are standing in water"
Perfectly normal. We’re on the ocean!
"No, sir, we’re IN the ocean. Preciously known as the bridge"
Still. Let’s just see how it all plays out.
#CrisisManaged
"Is that for here or to go?"
I'd really like that TACO to go.
"Sir, this is a Wendy's"
I know, my friend. I know.
#TakeOut #Trump
#CrisisManaged
I'd really like that TACO to go.
"Sir, this is a Wendy's"
I know, my friend. I know.
#TakeOut #Trump
#CrisisManaged
June 15, 2025 at 6:22 PM
"Is that for here or to go?"
I'd really like that TACO to go.
"Sir, this is a Wendy's"
I know, my friend. I know.
#TakeOut #Trump
#CrisisManaged
I'd really like that TACO to go.
"Sir, this is a Wendy's"
I know, my friend. I know.
#TakeOut #Trump
#CrisisManaged