July 27, 2026 at 4:06 AM
Sam Altman Places Gun To Head After New GPT Claims Dogs Are Crustaceans For 60th Time theonion.com/sam-alt...
August 19, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Sam Altman Places Gun To Head After New GPT Claims Dogs Are Crustaceans For 60th Time theonion.com/sam-alt...
suck it, crustaceans! mammals RULE
Crab-like creatures are famed for having evolved five times in evolutionary history. But anteaters have evolved at least 12 times--in half the evolutionary span. Cool story by @jakebuehler.bsky.social for @science.org
‘Things keep evolving into anteaters.’ Odd animals arose at least 12 separate times
Findings speak to the dramatic impact ants and termites can have on mammalian evolution
www.science.org
July 28, 2025 at 6:44 PM
suck it, crustaceans! mammals RULE
Sam Altman Places Gun To Head After New GPT Claims Dogs Are Crustaceans For 60th Time
https://theonion.com/sam-altman-places-gun-to-head-after-new-gpt-claims-dogs-are-crustaceans-for-60th-time/
https://theonion.com/sam-altman-places-gun-to-head-after-new-gpt-claims-dogs-are-crustaceans-for-60th-time/
August 24, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Sam Altman Places Gun To Head After New GPT Claims Dogs Are Crustaceans For 60th Time
https://theonion.com/sam-altman-places-gun-to-head-after-new-gpt-claims-dogs-are-crustaceans-for-60th-time/
https://theonion.com/sam-altman-places-gun-to-head-after-new-gpt-claims-dogs-are-crustaceans-for-60th-time/
All praise the crustaceans
May 10, 2026 at 6:08 PM
All praise the crustaceans
May 18, 2025 at 4:26 PM
April
The perfect month to draw crustaceans 🦐
The perfect month to draw crustaceans 🦐
April 14, 2026 at 5:12 PM
April
The perfect month to draw crustaceans 🦐
The perfect month to draw crustaceans 🦐
under the seaaaa there'll be no accusations, just friendly crustaceans
April 24, 2025 at 9:58 PM
under the seaaaa there'll be no accusations, just friendly crustaceans
Hi the birfday girl is full of crustaceans
June 10, 2026 at 6:21 AM
Hi the birfday girl is full of crustaceans
NO CRUSTACEANS FOR THE RELATIONS
December 23, 2023 at 1:53 AM
NO CRUSTACEANS FOR THE RELATIONS
Birds are dinosaurs
Whales are hoofed mammals
Bugs are crustaceans
Isn’t nature wonderful?
Whales are hoofed mammals
Bugs are crustaceans
Isn’t nature wonderful?
Shrimps is bugs? No, it’s kinda the other way around. Insects are technically crustaceans, which highlights the importance of systematics in understanding how evolution unfolds. My latest for @smithsonianmag.bsky.social.
You Might Think of Shrimp as Bugs of the Sea. But a Remarkable Discovery Shows the Opposite: Bugs Are Actually Shrimp of the Land
A recent study suggests that insects branched out from crustaceans on the tree of life
www.smithsonianmag.com
April 9, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Birds are dinosaurs
Whales are hoofed mammals
Bugs are crustaceans
Isn’t nature wonderful?
Whales are hoofed mammals
Bugs are crustaceans
Isn’t nature wonderful?
Hey. My eyes are up here.
No. Higher.
- crustaceans, probably
No. Higher.
- crustaceans, probably
May 1, 2026 at 10:25 PM
Hey. My eyes are up here.
No. Higher.
- crustaceans, probably
No. Higher.
- crustaceans, probably
Oh Remipedes, the only known venomous crustaceans, how I love thee.
March 22, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Oh Remipedes, the only known venomous crustaceans, how I love thee.
Love to see crustaceans in the decorations
May 31, 2026 at 9:06 PM
Love to see crustaceans in the decorations
Thank you #Wales & Welsh Government for standing up for lobsters, crabs & crustaceans 🦞 🦀
And for declaring that boiling lobsters alive is just “not an acceptable method of slaughter" 👏
The government is now considering legislation to protect lobsters, crabs l & crustaceans from this cruel practice
And for declaring that boiling lobsters alive is just “not an acceptable method of slaughter" 👏
The government is now considering legislation to protect lobsters, crabs l & crustaceans from this cruel practice
August 2, 2026 at 9:35 PM
Thank you #Wales & Welsh Government for standing up for lobsters, crabs & crustaceans 🦞 🦀
And for declaring that boiling lobsters alive is just “not an acceptable method of slaughter" 👏
The government is now considering legislation to protect lobsters, crabs l & crustaceans from this cruel practice
And for declaring that boiling lobsters alive is just “not an acceptable method of slaughter" 👏
The government is now considering legislation to protect lobsters, crabs l & crustaceans from this cruel practice
God's got a soft spot for crustaceans apparently......
November 27, 2024 at 12:56 PM
God's got a soft spot for crustaceans apparently......
Crustaceans 13:21
September 22, 2026 at 1:13 PM
Crustaceans 13:21
Merry Crustmas ❤️🤍❤️🤍 red and white crustaceans are always a treat to the eyes!
December 23, 2024 at 7:38 PM
Merry Crustmas ❤️🤍❤️🤍 red and white crustaceans are always a treat to the eyes!
June 3, 2026 at 9:13 PM