they literally fired the people curing cancer
Chris Pratt is defending his extended family member Robert F. Kennedy Jr. and tackling entrenched partisan political beliefs: "I’d hate to be so mired in hatred for the president that any success from his administration is something I’d be having an allergic reaction to" bit.ly/45Dy2RD
August 18, 2025 at 7:47 PM
they literally fired the people curing cancer
RFK Jr.: ‘I Am 6 Animal Penises Away From Curing Cancer’ https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-i-am-6-animal-penises-away-from-curing-cancer/
March 27, 2026 at 8:30 PM
RFK Jr.: ‘I Am 6 Animal Penises Away From Curing Cancer’ https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-i-am-6-animal-penises-away-from-curing-cancer/
Spoken like someone who has never taken a biology class in their life
August 20, 2026 at 9:40 PM
Spoken like someone who has never taken a biology class in their life
When shit feels bad, remember that WE ARE CURING CANCERRRR
GOOD NEWS! A personalized mRNA vaccine has SUCCEEDED in keeping melanoma, a deadly skin cancer, from returning. Phase III trial results in MORE THAN 1,100 patients shows the vaccine SIGNIFICANTLY extended the time patients lived without their melanoma returning AND reduced the risk of metastasis.
Moderna and Merck say mRNA cancer vaccine succeeded in late-stage melanoma trial
A personalized mRNA cancer vaccine succeeded in a late-stage melanoma study, results that could herald a new, powerful approach in oncology.
www.statnews.com
September 12, 2026 at 4:33 PM
When shit feels bad, remember that WE ARE CURING CANCERRRR
Donald Trump and Elon Musk’s idea of efficiency is stopping research on curing cancer.
February 14, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Donald Trump and Elon Musk’s idea of efficiency is stopping research on curing cancer.
Thank you Silksong for curing my burnout. Lucian and Matthias again (moth and wasp)
September 19, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Thank you Silksong for curing my burnout. Lucian and Matthias again (moth and wasp)
"curing autism" is eugenics shit
September 24, 2025 at 2:04 AM
"curing autism" is eugenics shit
Curing my depression
June 20, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Curing my depression
as a fish and chips enjoyer i'm prepared to declare this a curing polio level scientific breakthrough
This is seismic news for fisheries scientists. Northern cod is *the* iconic symbol of total fisheries collapse due to overfishing (and other factors) *and* the iconic symbol of a complete failure to recover for decades afterwards. This is like announcing the complete recovery of bison on land.
September 9, 2026 at 2:13 AM
as a fish and chips enjoyer i'm prepared to declare this a curing polio level scientific breakthrough
Curing sickle cell disease is legitimately one of the absolute top miracles of the entire 21st century
New Orleans man becomes first in Louisiana functionally cured of sickle cell disease: https://www.wafb.com/2026/06/23/new-orleans-man-becomes-first-louisiana-functionally-cured-sickle-cell-disease/?utm_medium=social&utm_source=bluesky_
New Orleans man becomes first in Louisiana functionally cured of sickle cell disease
Daniel Cressy, 23, underwent gene therapy at Manning Family Children’s Hospital.
www.wafb.com
June 23, 2026 at 8:32 PM
Curing sickle cell disease is legitimately one of the absolute top miracles of the entire 21st century
Curing the Sunday Evening Blues with some Pizza 😌
September 28, 2026 at 12:38 AM
Curing the Sunday Evening Blues with some Pizza 😌
it's actually kinda funny in a way to get to the finish line of curing cancer and having the government go eh you know what. never mind
A tiny trial in New York has shown that personalized mRNA vaccines can provoke massive, lasting immune responses against pancreatic cancer, even as sweeping federal cuts now threaten the fragile labs required to produce them.
theintellectualistofficial.substack.com/p/a-breakthr...
theintellectualistofficial.substack.com/p/a-breakthr...
December 13, 2025 at 2:50 AM
it's actually kinda funny in a way to get to the finish line of curing cancer and having the government go eh you know what. never mind
Selene on the clock curing various curses and hexes.
Finally giving Fantasy Selene a full design.
Finally giving Fantasy Selene a full design.
March 17, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Selene on the clock curing various curses and hexes.
Finally giving Fantasy Selene a full design.
Finally giving Fantasy Selene a full design.
Curing measles Curing Nazis
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April 26, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Curing measles Curing Nazis
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Forget grandiose talk of curing cancer - this is what AI is actually doing to healthcare.
In the words of one cardiologist: “it’s bots fighting bots, agents fighting agents, a horrible dystopic future nobody wants to live in.”
In the words of one cardiologist: “it’s bots fighting bots, agents fighting agents, a horrible dystopic future nobody wants to live in.”
September 26, 2026 at 3:33 AM
Forget grandiose talk of curing cancer - this is what AI is actually doing to healthcare.
In the words of one cardiologist: “it’s bots fighting bots, agents fighting agents, a horrible dystopic future nobody wants to live in.”
In the words of one cardiologist: “it’s bots fighting bots, agents fighting agents, a horrible dystopic future nobody wants to live in.”
Curing cancer is too woke.
January 22, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Curing cancer is too woke.
Curing children cuts into his tax break.
December 20, 2024 at 11:12 PM
Curing children cuts into his tax break.
This is curing my imposter syndrome.
March 12, 2026 at 10:40 PM
This is curing my imposter syndrome.
Goldman Sachs analysts : The money men saying the quiet part out loud
Curing patients may not be a sufficiently profitable enterprise for biotech companies.
Chronic disease is a far more beneficial business model
www.cnbc.com/2018/04/11/g...
Curing patients may not be a sufficiently profitable enterprise for biotech companies.
Chronic disease is a far more beneficial business model
www.cnbc.com/2018/04/11/g...
Goldman Sachs asks in biotech research report: 'Is curing patients a sustainable business model?'
Goldman Sachs warns sales from the most successful disease treatments are difficult to maintain.
www.cnbc.com
December 18, 2024 at 10:48 AM
Goldman Sachs analysts : The money men saying the quiet part out loud
Curing patients may not be a sufficiently profitable enterprise for biotech companies.
Chronic disease is a far more beneficial business model
www.cnbc.com/2018/04/11/g...
Curing patients may not be a sufficiently profitable enterprise for biotech companies.
Chronic disease is a far more beneficial business model
www.cnbc.com/2018/04/11/g...
"Curing" Cassandra Cain 🦇
November 26, 2025 at 11:14 AM
"Curing" Cassandra Cain 🦇
Curing him by touching his head, as all Red Cross medics do
April 13, 2026 at 5:20 PM
Curing him by touching his head, as all Red Cross medics do
Imagine if they got more competitive about curing diseases or some shit like that instead of this stupid shit that sucks
Elon Musk and Jeff Bezos are only going to get more competitive now that they both are focusing on the moon, columnist Tim Higgins writes.
Bezos vs. Musk: The New Billionaire Battle for the Moon
Elon Musk has changed his focus from Mars to a lunar base, going head to head with Jeff Bezos
on.wsj.com
February 16, 2026 at 12:46 AM
Imagine if they got more competitive about curing diseases or some shit like that instead of this stupid shit that sucks
curing everyone's current timeline insanity by posting a picture of this visitor to my office
December 5, 2025 at 7:21 PM
curing everyone's current timeline insanity by posting a picture of this visitor to my office