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xiaolansart.bsky.social
I was challenged to a Berserk version of Kirby. Sorry 🤣

#kirby #kirbyfanart #kirbymemes #cursed #cursedmemes #cursedimage
June 24, 2025 at 5:36 PM
crucialcaveat.bsky.social
I am wheezing to death from laughter!

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August 12, 2025 at 9:34 PM
deadgonewrong.bsky.social
Not rn babe, I'm facing my inner demons in the Lodge

#TwinPeaksMemes #DavidLynchMemes #RGBimplants #oddware #WhyDoesThisExist #CursedMemes #CursedTechnology #CursedExistence #ExistentialDreadMemes #DystopianNightmare #WeLiveInsideADream
October 6, 2025 at 7:00 PM
bambixthebeast.bsky.social
Choose your fighter!!!

Player 1: CURSED VIRBY

Sorry for the shitpost: I missed drawing Vox again for a few days, and I went through withdrawal.

Thanks for looking (sorry if you need to bleach your eyes)

#voxhazbinhotel #vox #hazbinhotelfanart #cursedmemes #vox #kirby
March 3, 2025 at 4:27 PM
basementdeweller.bsky.social
Uncle back from prison core #roblox #memes #gameplay #robloxmemes #cursedmemes
April 27, 2025 at 7:22 PM
ourartmeanszaddy.bsky.social
“Kind Eyes” sure… let’s go with that #ofmd #ofmdnsfw #stedethur #iamsosorry #cursedmemes #stedebonnethorsecock #ofmdmemes
A diagram from a French anatomy textbook illustrating how horses and humans have similar bone structure. Unfortunately, the person is drawn on all fours with their backside parked right in front of where the horse’s genitals would be. The human also has a perfect blonde coif and face quite reminiscent of a certain Gentleman Pirate
January 21, 2025 at 2:38 AM
kiapurity.bsky.social
diving into my DMC memes folder has reminded me of these cursed gems

and I just want to cry all over again

I do not remember who made these pictures but whoever you are, you have made my life great and bad at the same time
#devilmaycry #cursedmemes
Devil May Cry 5 with a shirtless Kylo Ren, Jack Frost, and some guy from a Detriot game Kylo Ren AGAIN but with bagheera , iago, and what the hell is that in place of nightmare
April 9, 2025 at 11:44 PM
kalec-djinn.bsky.social
✨😎Monday Mentor Day on Vupe-Chat😙 & R/CursedMemes w/ possible Runescape Wilds w/homies 😏😏

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#GenieVtuber #Kalec_Djinn #twitchstreamer
April 21, 2025 at 10:59 PM
ebullientsoup.bsky.social
From the Archives: originally drawn 1-23-22

#ebullientsoup #cursedmemes #okzoomer #dementia #gnomecore
PICTURED: It's 2082 and Brayden's family has come to visit him in the nursing home. The grandkids wore their coolest gnome hats (the defining fashion article of the 2080s taking the world by storm) and can't wait to show them off. MARTHANNE: "Look, kids, Grandpa's having a lucid moment! Come and talk with him! Hiw are you doing, Grandpa Brayden?" BRAYDEN: "Marthanne, your parenting is not Gucci. Like, damn Daniel, what are those?! These children have no drip at all! They're doomed to a life of coping and getting ratioed!" LIL G (his legal birth name, wearing the red cap): "Wow, Grandpa, we knew the dementia was bad, but how can you not instantly understand the beauty of our gnomecore? Not gleef at all. Just fall off already, treesh." Braden then has a stroke and dies.
January 21, 2025 at 4:28 PM
ebullientsoup.bsky.social
From the Archives: originally written 10-23-2020

#ebullientsoup #barney #childhoodruined #cursedmemes
A Barney mugshot Tinder profile meme (original source: idk) that I decided to add some pizzazz to.
January 13, 2025 at 4:36 PM
fruityfeetart.bsky.social
Never actually played Minecraft but have seen it and thought it lacked that ‘human feel’. Happy to oblige…
#Minecraft #minecon #cursedmemes #memes #meme #fortnite #dankmemes #mcpe #Minecraftbuilds #minecraftpe #minecraftart #art #artwork
February 18, 2024 at 4:17 PM
ebullientsoup.bsky.social
From the Archives: originally drawn 2-23-2021

#ebullientsoup #fungi #fungusamongus #TLoUMoment #cordyceps #cursedmemes #bodyhorror
PICTURED: A guy with a mass of glowing orange and green mushrooms growing out of his face, stretching into the air as they search for new victims to spread their spores into, lecturing a disturbed bystander about how great his situation is. The bystander is already doomed. GUY: "You know, at first I didn't like that sentient radioactive mushrooms had colonized my face, but they're almost like a neat little beard now. Sure, they've gained increasing control over my brain to the point where I'm only aware of my surroundings for a few hours each day, but they have more collective intelligence than I do, so what do I have against it? Really, they've grown on me."
January 13, 2025 at 11:30 PM
ebullientsoup.bsky.social
From the Archives: originally posted 7-9-2022

#ebullientsoup #cursedmemes #politics
PICTURED: The Oval Office, 2028. Ronald McDonald is now the big cheese and he's made some design changes to the place, notably by putting "McUSA" on the Resolute Desk, giving a live address to the nation with a bottle of "Shit Whisky" in his hand. 48th President/2nd Emperor of the United States, RONALD McDONALD: "Heya, kids! I know you elected the reanimated corpse of Ronald Reagan, but due to a few clerical errors, I, Ronald McDonald, am now your president! Fortunately no one have a shit about the difference, I guess because we're both clowns!" A solid 10-second laughtrack ensues. 100% of the US population that managed to survive the next 24 hours would come to agree that it was super cringe. PRESIDENT McDONALD: "Aaanyways I appointed Hamburglar head of foreign affairs because he helped me move, but it turns out he invaded every country on Earth to get more hamburgers, and now it's nuclear war! Hug your loved ones kids, I really bonered things up! Or join me in a belt of scotch, nobody gives a shit and we're all gonna die!"
January 23, 2025 at 2:08 PM
ebullientsoup.bsky.social
From the Archives: originally drawn 8-22-2022

#ebullientsoup #cursedmemes #justiceisserved
PICTURED: A man on trial before the Florida Kooert, where there is "liber tree and just ass fur awl" (checking your spelling is for liberal snobs who hate America). DEFENDANT: "... so that's how drinking a bottle of Everclear enlightened me to streak for my snap streak. Now yuo see, homedawg?" JUDGE: "Explain to me why you, as a preschool instructor, thought this was appropriate to do in the middle of your workday." DEFENDANT: "I'm a Florida man with anxiety. I had to get out of my clothes and booze cruise. A beer on the highway is needed to relax sometimes" JUDGE: "Ah I see. Very persuasive. Case dismissed"
January 29, 2025 at 9:17 PM
ebullientsoup.bsky.social
From the Archives: originally drawn 1-22-2022

#ebullientsoup #cursedmemes #olddognewtricks #whitepplmoment
PICTURED: Bob arrives home after a long trip to find his dog painting a picture of his girlfriend on an easel. BOB: "Oh hey babe, I'm back from my business trip and... Rover?! Who taught him how to paint?" BABE (has never told Bob her real name): "Well, I did, but that's just him expressing his undying love for me after I realized I love him more than I could ever love you. Sorry, Bob." BOB: "I... I want to be sad about that, but like... my dog is a painter. That's so cool." BABE (wanted in 37 countries under as many aliases, you'll soon find out why): "Yeah, you're gonna need to be sad somewhere else, because he also learned how to change the locks and we've decided to kick you out. Isn't it amazing what he can do with his tongue?" BOB: "Oh. I... don't even want to think about that." BABE: "Too late. You are, and whatever you're imagining is accurate." (note: the "your" in this quote wasn't supposed to be there)
January 21, 2025 at 3:35 PM
ebullientsoup.bsky.social
From the Archives: originally drawn 8-26-2020

#ebullientsoup #wildfire #cursedmemes #divinepunishment #californiaonfire #relevantagain
PICTURED: Cal Fire officers Carl and [unnamed] arrive at the scene of whichever wildfire was blotting out the sun the most at the time with a truck full of gamer girl bathwater labeled "because the planet is fucked anyways" as a plane, filled with the same cursed water, drops it from overhead, with a banner flying behind it which reads "cutest collapse of a civilization ever 😘 🎈 🤤"
January 13, 2025 at 4:06 PM
ebullientsoup.bsky.social
From the Archives: originally drawn 2-14-2021

#ebullientsoup #valentinesday #divorcedguymoment #cursedmemes #cprepicfails #nomorechildsupport #cardiacarrestmoment #beatingthesystem #divorcememes #contemplation
PICTURED: A man's heart stares wistfully into a mirror, deep in personal reflection and completely neglecting its job. The man, who has been clinically dead for 16 minutes because of that, is sprawled on the floor (arm and ground obscured by text) while an EMT (out of scene) tries using a defibrillator to no effect. In a rare win for divorced dads, he successfully gets out of ever having to pay alimony or child support ever again.
January 13, 2025 at 11:18 PM
ebullientsoup.bsky.social
From the Archives: originally drawn 4-20-2021

#ebullientsoup #tubular #cursedmemes #fourtwenty #weed #copingfail
SHARANNE: "Totally tubular, Trishlynn! I'm doing both Mari-iguanas at once to get double baked? I'm about to get so dabbed up and pogchamp!" TRISHLYNN: "Sharanne, those are napkins full of grass clippings from the park, which you wrote 'Indicator' and 'Saliva' on with a crayon. I know your husband knocked up his hot cousin, but for the love of Lululemon, please stop taking his party pills before 9."
January 14, 2025 at 8:43 PM
ebullientsoup.bsky.social
From the Archives: originally drawn 6-25-2021

#ebullientsoup #yoga #cursedmemes #bruhmoment
PICTURED: A white yoga instructor showing her class how to kneel on their partner's necks. Her assistant happens to be black. Clearly, she doesn't pay much attention to the news. INSTRUCTOR: "Alright, Yoga Queens! For this pose, I need y'all to kneel down, and place your right knee on your partner's neck! And remember, if she complains, just yell "STOP RESISTING" for a quick boost of motivation! I believe in you!" ASSISTANT: "I don't get paid enough for this shit" YOGA QUEENS: "Bruh"
January 16, 2025 at 8:47 PM
ebullientsoup.bsky.social
From the Archives: originally drawn 1-24-2022

#ebullientsoup #cursedmemes #amogus #okzoomer
PICTURED: In 2069, an old, washed-up zoomer and his son watching the HoloNews during breakfast discover that one of the astronauts on the moon base is killing other astronauts, perhaps to prevent them from accomplishing their tasks. CHILD: "Are you seeing the HoloNews right now? I think I'm gonna throw up my NutriSlurry. Why did the astronaut have to kill all those people, Daddy?" DADDY: "W-wow, *teitching* I can't believe he was faking all those tasks this whole t-time... oh Ant-God, help me...*snarl*" CHILD: "Dad? What's happening? Please--" The dad starts shaking and drooling like a rabid dog. DADDY: "What a sussy baka impostor!!! Red sus! Vote him off right now! He was totally VENTING and I saw him fake wires when blue died!! Oh so you think I'm sus for accusing? 123.78,420.69, take that, sus loser." CHILD: "Ok zoomer, I'm gonna go smoke Martian under the hypertrain while you finish going insane. For roach sakes, why can't your generation be normal?"
January 22, 2025 at 6:36 AM
ebullientsoup.bsky.social
From the Archives: originally drawn 7-22-2021

#ebullientsoup #cursedmemes #wishfish #genie #ungrateful #becarefulwhatyouwishfor
PICTURED: The awesome, powerful, incomprehensibly beautiful (when not doodled in 2 minutes) Wish Fish bursts from a comically large genie lamp that just appeared in this guy's living room one day. Looks like there was some seawater inside... man the downstairs neighbors are going to be so pissed when water starts leaking through their ceiling again. WISH FISH: "I am the Wish Fish, here to grant you three wishes and... *gasp* please wish to let me breathe air, I beg you! I... I don't have much time--" GREEN-HAIR GUY: "I want a trillion dollars, a goth gf, and the ability to teleport." WISH FISH: "Fuck you, *wheeze* you miserable little shit. Hope you *gasp* wanted that trillion dollars in pennies to appear in your lungs."
January 16, 2025 at 9:02 PM
ebullientsoup.bsky.social
From the Archives: originally drawn 4-26-2021

#ebullientsoup #cancer #cursedmemes #yourmom #brosbeingbros
PICTURED: Kyle, left, wasting away as a basketball-sized dick tumor leaves him too weak to stand without the aid of two umbrellas to support himself. His friend, right, who has actually always hated him, is also there. KYLE: "Eyy, bro, check it *cough* out! My schlong got even *wheeze* bigger! Like, *gasp* I can barely even walk around now! Sucks to be you, huh, Mr. Schlort?" *hacks up a lung* BRO: "Kyle, I didn't wanna believe you had stage 8 dick cancer either, but at this point, you're just gonna die, and you deserve it. Your life has amounted to less than nothing, and you should just come to terms with that." KYLE: "Your... mom... stage ate these nuts" The aforementioned tumor, having spread to his spine, then splits apart his vertebrae like a shitty Jenga tower as he dies like a Dry Bones.
January 15, 2025 at 3:54 PM
ebullientsoup.bsky.social
From the Archives: originally drawn 2-9-2022

#ebullientsoup #minceraft #cursedmemes #getsomehoes
PICTURED: orange dude in diamond armor holding steak and a sword, yellow dude in netherite armor with a sword and bread ORANGE: "Aw man, dude, I'm running out of steak, no animals are spawning, and I haven't found food in a loot chest in forever! This blows!" YELLOW: "That's because you have zero hoes. You gotta get that bread my dude, I got stacks on me at all times. I walk in my base and there's cake all around me. My fields are bountiful, and I shall not want, for the dirt provides." ORANGE: "Don't you enslave villagers and then--" YELLOW: "There's absolutely nothing wrong with committing virtual war crimes, and I'll ban you if you disagree. Also you're just jealous of my netherite hoes that allow me to breed swarms of villagers."
January 22, 2025 at 6:41 PM
ebullientsoup.bsky.social
From the Archives: originally drawn 11-23-2021 (3/4)

#ebullientsoup #cursedmemes #cactusjack #amogus #summoning
PICTURED: Looks like the sleepover went a little off the rails, because Mom just walked in to find the kiddos making a pentagram with a bag of McDonald's and a small succulent-cactus thing in the middle, trying to perform a demonic ritual! Uh-oh! KIDS: "Cactus Jack, Cactus Jack, we summon thee from--" MOM: "What the hell are you kids doing?" BILLY (the mom's kid): "Uhh, hey Mom, we were just studying--" MOM: "That's the shittiest pentagram I ever saw! It doesn't even line up right, and the candles are all different heights! AND you used pig blood instead of the proper goat blood, I can smell it! Summon the dark lord of Hell properly, for fuck's sake!" BILLY: "Ugh, whatever Mom..." Suddenly, a canned laughtrack erupts from the center of the pentagram, and the room begins to shake...
January 18, 2025 at 1:27 AM
ebullientsoup.bsky.social
From the Archives: originally drawn 8-26-2021

#ebullientsoup #cursedmemes #bruhmoment #shesaidno
PICTURED: Joe Ligma and Shannemarie at the wedding altar. Joe is overcome with sappy puppydog love and joy, but Shannemarie has her ice-queen poker face on. I wonder how their marriage will go? JOE: "Shannemarie, you've made me the happiest boy in the whole wide world. It would be the greatest honor of my life if you married me, and we walk together through life as each other's guardian angels. So yes, Father, I do." PRIEST: "How touching. Now, Shannemarie, do you take Joe Ligma to be your lawful wedded husband, till death do you part?" SHANNEMARIE: "Nah he tweakin" PRIEST: "bruh"
January 16, 2025 at 9:12 PM