Every service employee gets to cuss people out again. The customer is always WRONG
What's your most ridiculous, newly emboldened political demand?
(Absurd answers only.)
(Absurd answers only.)
November 5, 2026 at 4:16 PM
Every service employee gets to cuss people out again. The customer is always WRONG
Making an ashbringer too (customer order)
Mostly 10mm eva sheets
Mostly 10mm eva sheets
November 5, 2026 at 5:10 AM
Making an ashbringer too (customer order)
Mostly 10mm eva sheets
Mostly 10mm eva sheets
Woah, I think I have my first customer!
November 4, 2026 at 3:38 PM
Woah, I think I have my first customer!
Customer support, 2026.
November 5, 2026 at 12:28 PM
Customer support, 2026.
shout out to the trader joes employee who made this. i know what you are (a werewolf)
November 4, 2026 at 11:54 PM
shout out to the trader joes employee who made this. i know what you are (a werewolf)
Also soon: this rare Merch drop, limited run
$48 each, one per customer please
$48 each, one per customer please
November 7, 2026 at 1:39 AM
Also soon: this rare Merch drop, limited run
$48 each, one per customer please
$48 each, one per customer please
Customer: "what's that?"
Me: "setting spray"
Customer: "for what?"
Me: "makeup"
Customer: "but I'm not wearing makeup"
Okay??? You asked???
Me: "setting spray"
Customer: "for what?"
Me: "makeup"
Customer: "but I'm not wearing makeup"
Okay??? You asked???
November 7, 2026 at 9:34 PM
Customer: "what's that?"
Me: "setting spray"
Customer: "for what?"
Me: "makeup"
Customer: "but I'm not wearing makeup"
Okay??? You asked???
Me: "setting spray"
Customer: "for what?"
Me: "makeup"
Customer: "but I'm not wearing makeup"
Okay??? You asked???
VIP customer :0
November 5, 2026 at 4:13 AM
VIP customer :0
do you ever hope that you're the number one customer of diet doctor pepper at your grocery store . id o
November 7, 2026 at 4:26 AM
do you ever hope that you're the number one customer of diet doctor pepper at your grocery store . id o
That and "You're right to be angry" reek of corporate customer support training. I don't want validation, I want my stuff fixed.
November 6, 2026 at 12:12 AM
That and "You're right to be angry" reek of corporate customer support training. I don't want validation, I want my stuff fixed.
The ideal Polymarket customer
November 5, 2026 at 5:20 PM
The ideal Polymarket customer
assuming this is true (idk), reality is boomers are nearing the end of their lives. i see some of the same resistance among winemakers to update portfolios—what if it alienates our core customer? brother your core customer is dying, that’s why we’re having this convo in the first place.
the problem is that boomers, who have largely become a solid liberal base (!), are also the group that has incredible brand loyalty to their car dealer, buys all their cars from that dealer, gets their cars serviced by that dealer, etc.
Dems taking power in the states should seriously consider this because it breaks Republican power but also because people will like it! Buying a car sucks. Getting fleeced sucks. You want affordability? Joyfully pick a fight with every scam industry and be seen doing it
November 7, 2026 at 2:14 PM
assuming this is true (idk), reality is boomers are nearing the end of their lives. i see some of the same resistance among winemakers to update portfolios—what if it alienates our core customer? brother your core customer is dying, that’s why we’re having this convo in the first place.
Making conversation with a customer: yeah I definitely drink too much coffee haha
Customer: oh I can tell, you look so wired, you can always tell when someone’s had too much caffeine
…I’ve only had like half a cup of coffee this morning
Customer: oh I can tell, you look so wired, you can always tell when someone’s had too much caffeine
…I’ve only had like half a cup of coffee this morning
November 6, 2026 at 5:15 PM
Making conversation with a customer: yeah I definitely drink too much coffee haha
Customer: oh I can tell, you look so wired, you can always tell when someone’s had too much caffeine
…I’ve only had like half a cup of coffee this morning
Customer: oh I can tell, you look so wired, you can always tell when someone’s had too much caffeine
…I’ve only had like half a cup of coffee this morning
John Rosenberg is a cool customer. Damn.
November 6, 2026 at 11:46 PM
John Rosenberg is a cool customer. Damn.
A customer sent me this and its one of my faves.
November 5, 2026 at 2:40 PM
A customer sent me this and its one of my faves.
oblivious rabbit being oblivious
November 6, 2026 at 6:59 PM
oblivious rabbit being oblivious
What would be your role in a heist? Wrong answers only.
Customer Support
Customer Support
What would be your role in a heist? Wrong answers only.
Cheerleader
Cheerleader
What would be your role in a heist? Wrong answers only.
Fluffer.
Fluffer.
November 6, 2026 at 1:57 PM
What would be your role in a heist? Wrong answers only.
Customer Support
Customer Support
How's your customer service voice? <3
November 5, 2026 at 2:45 PM
How's your customer service voice? <3
~A little extra customer service~
Ft. @ry-x.bsky.social & and a few boys from Shinku at work!
#gaypose
Ft. @ry-x.bsky.social & and a few boys from Shinku at work!
#gaypose
November 6, 2026 at 6:26 PM
~A little extra customer service~
Ft. @ry-x.bsky.social & and a few boys from Shinku at work!
#gaypose
Ft. @ry-x.bsky.social & and a few boys from Shinku at work!
#gaypose
Great thing about local village pub.
Ordered a beer and a customer gave me a jar of home made apple jeely jam....
Ordered a beer and a customer gave me a jar of home made apple jeely jam....
November 6, 2026 at 9:57 PM
Great thing about local village pub.
Ordered a beer and a customer gave me a jar of home made apple jeely jam....
Ordered a beer and a customer gave me a jar of home made apple jeely jam....
“Omg I LOVE talking to AI Customer Service, this makes my life easier!!” -SAID NO CONSUMER EVERRR 😭😭😭
November 7, 2026 at 8:30 PM
“Omg I LOVE talking to AI Customer Service, this makes my life easier!!” -SAID NO CONSUMER EVERRR 😭😭😭
What I’m really looking forward to are the Reddit and forum posts a couple years from now when these things need repairs or service and the spare parts don’t exist and the xAI customer service bot or whatever is pretending like the Cybertruck is something they made up
"FUCK THAT SHITBOX": The Cybertruck is dead. It's been a hell of a ride. The reactions to the EV's demise don't disappoint, either—read the full, gloriously messy story on @wired.com www.wired.com/story/rip-cy...
RIP Cybertruck. You Were Unloved, Unwanted, and Utterly Absurd
The decision to halt production of Tesla’s polarizing polygonal pickup marks the end of an error.
www.wired.com
November 6, 2026 at 4:21 PM
What I’m really looking forward to are the Reddit and forum posts a couple years from now when these things need repairs or service and the spare parts don’t exist and the xAI customer service bot or whatever is pretending like the Cybertruck is something they made up
Im the customer in the back ;P
Welcome back!
I'll be your table's server tonight! What can I start you off with? A thickshake~? What milk would you like with that~?
Organic~? We prepare it tableside for the freshest quality~! While I get ready, give the tip a kiss~!
It gives it a personal taste to it~ ♡
I'll be your table's server tonight! What can I start you off with? A thickshake~? What milk would you like with that~?
Organic~? We prepare it tableside for the freshest quality~! While I get ready, give the tip a kiss~!
It gives it a personal taste to it~ ♡
November 3, 2026 at 12:48 PM
Im the customer in the back ;P