customer service is cooking my brain
November 6, 2024 at 3:53 PM
customer service is cooking my brain
Pleasant automated voice: Thank you for calling our customer service line that doesn't work. Did you know? You can also use our online customer service tool that doesn't work
January 4, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Pleasant automated voice: Thank you for calling our customer service line that doesn't work. Did you know? You can also use our online customer service tool that doesn't work
Customer Service Discloses Call Will Be Monitored For Sadistic Amusement https://theonion.com/customer-service-discloses-call-will-be-monitored-for-sadistic-amusement/
December 10, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Customer Service Discloses Call Will Be Monitored For Sadistic Amusement https://theonion.com/customer-service-discloses-call-will-be-monitored-for-sadistic-amusement/
Customer Service
August 21, 2026 at 12:15 AM
Customer Service
July 13, 2025 at 9:56 AM
Not cut out for customer service
February 23, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Not cut out for customer service
This is horrifying. Avelo Airlines should be ashamed. You can call Avelo customer service at (346) 616-9500.
Back in Seattle, a young man in chains is checked by ICE agents before slowly making his way up the stairway, taking one last wistful look around before entering the door of the creepy white Avelo jet. 😟
June 3, 2025 at 6:23 PM
This is horrifying. Avelo Airlines should be ashamed. You can call Avelo customer service at (346) 616-9500.
Anonymous Attacked Elon Musk's Starlink and Shut Down Their Customer Service.
March 19, 2025 at 10:49 AM
Anonymous Attacked Elon Musk's Starlink and Shut Down Their Customer Service.
Worlds worst customer service
January 20, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Worlds worst customer service
Best customer service in town!
January 30, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Best customer service in town!
Caturday dinner customer whose highly accurate inner clock tells him service will commence in 14 minutes
September 26, 2026 at 11:45 PM
Caturday dinner customer whose highly accurate inner clock tells him service will commence in 14 minutes
Macy’s has the best customer service!
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January 30, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Macy’s has the best customer service!
@zibroberto.bsky.social
@zibroberto.bsky.social
Average customer service experience
[0011524] Dwarves will eat at chairs with no tables when dining room is present, then complain
October 2, 2026 at 12:36 PM
Average customer service experience
Morning Kitten
Or
Why your customer service sucks…
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Why your customer service sucks…
July 7, 2026 at 2:08 PM
Morning Kitten
Or
Why your customer service sucks…
Or
Why your customer service sucks…
For the third straight year, Forbes is identifying and ranking the top 300 brands that provide consumers the best customer service.
Best Customer Service 2026 Methodology
For the third straight year, Forbes is identifying and ranking the top 300 brands that provide consumers the best customer service.
www.forbes.com
September 28, 2025 at 1:05 PM
For the third straight year, Forbes is identifying and ranking the top 300 brands that provide consumers the best customer service.
Discord customer service data breach leaks user info and scanned photo IDs
Discord customer service data breach leaks user info and scanned photo IDs
An “unauthorized party” may have accessed the names of users, the last four digits of credit card numbers, and more.
buff.ly
October 4, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Discord customer service data breach leaks user info and scanned photo IDs
werther’s customer service rep: sir-
me: i’m just saying that sometimes the candies are wrapped too tight-
werther’s customer service rep: sir i can tell you’re trying to make your voice sound old
me: i’m just saying that sometimes the candies are wrapped too tight-
werther’s customer service rep: sir i can tell you’re trying to make your voice sound old
June 3, 2024 at 11:43 PM
werther’s customer service rep: sir-
me: i’m just saying that sometimes the candies are wrapped too tight-
werther’s customer service rep: sir i can tell you’re trying to make your voice sound old
me: i’m just saying that sometimes the candies are wrapped too tight-
werther’s customer service rep: sir i can tell you’re trying to make your voice sound old
![Comic. Doing a task using a company or organization’s website: [flowchart] Go to website, try to log in → Did it work? → Yes → Try to do your task. → Did it work? Yes → Nice! Done! If logging in did not work → Spend hours troubleshooting account / login. If that works, go to Try to do your task. If no → Give up and call customer service. If spending hours troubleshooting doesn’t work, also give up and call customer service. After calling customer service: Hold message: “Did you know you could do all this more quickly and easily on our website? Just go to w-w-w dot…” → Throw phone and laptop into the sea.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreiewqnkcrrc4tgla7j5skyz2djf3mrrvre3577c4xcgzurvq33bw4y)
December 4, 2025 at 10:33 PM
![Mae: [Holding wasp spray] Is this good for wasps?
Gregg: No, it kills them.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:oh2kg6l5cckydbo35ussoof4/bafkreifuzzcmshvvuljgqwddl56xnbfhggrezjkwmmgoiwxkp7alacdzhq)
March 8, 2026 at 9:04 PM
unsure customer service
March 30, 2025 at 3:43 AM
unsure customer service
Customer Service Discloses Call Will Be Monitored For Sadistic Amusement — theonion.com/customer-ser...
Customer Service Discloses Call Will Be Monitored For Sadistic Amusement
NEW YORK—As part of what the telecommunications giant characterizes as an ongoing commitment to transparency, Verizon’s customer service line began informing users this week that their calls would be ...
theonion.com
December 10, 2025 at 11:08 PM
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POV: You work in customer service.
January 12, 2025 at 8:20 PM
POV: You work in customer service.