Nation Watches Helplessly As 2028 Election Cycle Begins https://theonion.com/nation-watches-helplessly-as-2028-election-cycle-begins/
November 4, 2026 at 10:30 PM
Nation Watches Helplessly As 2028 Election Cycle Begins https://theonion.com/nation-watches-helplessly-as-2028-election-cycle-begins/
god bless every texas democratic and dsa organizer who kept doing the work, cycle after cycle and refused to concede even though national dems DID NOTHING to help them win
if i woulda said this morning that we would have a democratic trifecta in texas y’all would have booed me out of the room
November 4, 2026 at 6:13 AM
god bless every texas democratic and dsa organizer who kept doing the work, cycle after cycle and refused to concede even though national dems DID NOTHING to help them win
If you’re wondering why we didn’t see this result in 2024, it’s because most voters aren’t motivated by anything other than how they’re affected.
That’s why we see the same patterns every cycle.
I hope we can break that cycle.
That’s why we see the same patterns every cycle.
I hope we can break that cycle.
November 4, 2026 at 9:25 AM
If you’re wondering why we didn’t see this result in 2024, it’s because most voters aren’t motivated by anything other than how they’re affected.
That’s why we see the same patterns every cycle.
I hope we can break that cycle.
That’s why we see the same patterns every cycle.
I hope we can break that cycle.
There’s really only one thing Trump can do if he truly wants to win the media cycle tonight.
November 4, 2026 at 3:59 AM
There’s really only one thing Trump can do if he truly wants to win the media cycle tonight.
This election cycle has made one thing pretty clear: X is politically irrelevant.
November 4, 2026 at 4:17 PM
This election cycle has made one thing pretty clear: X is politically irrelevant.
Bonus schadenfreude: He spent $475,000,000 this election cycle
November 4, 2026 at 4:37 AM
Bonus schadenfreude: He spent $475,000,000 this election cycle
The 20 biggest donors this cycle have spent $2 BILLION on the midterms, the overwhelming majority of which has gone to help Republicans.
In the entire 2008 cycle, the last before Citizens United, total billionaire spending was $16 million.
We must get Big Money out of politics.
In the entire 2008 cycle, the last before Citizens United, total billionaire spending was $16 million.
We must get Big Money out of politics.
November 3, 2026 at 1:00 AM
The 20 biggest donors this cycle have spent $2 BILLION on the midterms, the overwhelming majority of which has gone to help Republicans.
In the entire 2008 cycle, the last before Citizens United, total billionaire spending was $16 million.
We must get Big Money out of politics.
In the entire 2008 cycle, the last before Citizens United, total billionaire spending was $16 million.
We must get Big Money out of politics.
Elon Musk, who spent $474 million this election cycle, hasn't tweeted in 6 hours
November 4, 2026 at 3:09 AM
Elon Musk, who spent $474 million this election cycle, hasn't tweeted in 6 hours
What are other firsts about this election cycle that stand out to you?
November 4, 2026 at 4:30 AM
What are other firsts about this election cycle that stand out to you?
Lakesha Womack raised $56,000. For the entire cycle.
Tim Moore, who was the mastermind behind the NC GOP gerrymander, may lose NC-14 to Lakesha Womack
Just incredible
Just incredible
November 4, 2026 at 6:24 AM
Lakesha Womack raised $56,000. For the entire cycle.
i mean, shit, looking at the results, a 58 seat majority from this cycle alone was not actually out of the question
November 4, 2026 at 12:37 PM
i mean, shit, looking at the results, a 58 seat majority from this cycle alone was not actually out of the question
The 2026 Election cycle:
November 3, 2026 at 4:43 PM
The 2026 Election cycle:
Among other things, tonight means that Dems go into the 2028 cycle knowing that they will almost certainly control the Senate until at least January 2031.
November 4, 2026 at 5:21 AM
Among other things, tonight means that Dems go into the 2028 cycle knowing that they will almost certainly control the Senate until at least January 2031.
life cycle of the augur-moth
October 31, 2026 at 8:22 PM
life cycle of the augur-moth
a reminder from the last election cycle
unbeatable is a game where music is illegal and you do crimes. it's very fun to say that!
it is not the place of a Corporate Account to make political statements; the inherent advertisement undermines the message or redirects the energy towards, well, wishlisting a game.
nonetheless, know this:
it is not the place of a Corporate Account to make political statements; the inherent advertisement undermines the message or redirects the energy towards, well, wishlisting a game.
nonetheless, know this:
November 3, 2026 at 10:18 PM
a reminder from the last election cycle
Every election cycle we have some apathetic C-minus-in-poly-sci edglord telling the world Your One Vote Won't Make A Difference and every election cycle we have at least one race decided by fewer people than it would take to fill a Greyhound bus
November 4, 2026 at 7:27 PM
Every election cycle we have some apathetic C-minus-in-poly-sci edglord telling the world Your One Vote Won't Make A Difference and every election cycle we have at least one race decided by fewer people than it would take to fill a Greyhound bus
Republicans spent more than $280 million this cycle on anti-trans ads, only to get absolutely demolished across the board.
November 4, 2026 at 4:30 AM
Republicans spent more than $280 million this cycle on anti-trans ads, only to get absolutely demolished across the board.
Just thinking about how much money the Republicans spent in this cycle...for nothing. Nothing.
November 4, 2026 at 4:17 AM
Just thinking about how much money the Republicans spent in this cycle...for nothing. Nothing.
They would have sent him to hell this cycle
November 4, 2026 at 10:30 PM
They would have sent him to hell this cycle
i can't get over how an election cycle that saw Republicans run a constant barrage of anti-lgbt ads has ended in Texas electing a Democratic chief justice who is lesbian
November 4, 2026 at 11:46 PM
i can't get over how an election cycle that saw Republicans run a constant barrage of anti-lgbt ads has ended in Texas electing a Democratic chief justice who is lesbian
I walked 148 miles in the month of October
Please applaud
Please applaud
Spongebob Squarepants Walk Cycle
ALT: Spongebob Squarepants Walk Cycle
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November 1, 2026 at 6:43 PM
I walked 148 miles in the month of October
Please applaud
Please applaud
It’s been a great cycle for this
November 4, 2026 at 1:26 PM
It’s been a great cycle for this
Why yes I AM reprising the classic “dressed as a cycle lane to scare people” outfit for Halloween.
October 31, 2026 at 4:57 PM
Why yes I AM reprising the classic “dressed as a cycle lane to scare people” outfit for Halloween.
The voters dod a really good job over and over this cycle.
Peggy Flanagan is now one of the first Native women in the Senate. https://mrf.lu/2Vcbb
Democrats Send First Native Woman to Senate as They Win Another Seat
newrepublic.com
November 4, 2026 at 10:16 AM
The voters dod a really good job over and over this cycle.
i'm allowed one lib-post per cycle
November 4, 2026 at 7:38 AM
i'm allowed one lib-post per cycle