great deadpan delivery as well
October 2, 2026 at 12:05 PM
great deadpan delivery as well
The FT's deadpan dark commentary hasn't been beaten yet
March 29, 2025 at 8:05 AM
The FT's deadpan dark commentary hasn't been beaten yet
Impressively deadpan delivery of this whopper.
Vance: “The reason that we’re making this change is because Kristi Noem has a great opportunity to serve in this new Shield of the Americas position.”
March 13, 2026 at 8:54 PM
Impressively deadpan delivery of this whopper.
the deadpan presentation by the newscaster
SORRY. Sorry.
Have we seen this *incredible* news video coming out of Queensland? Wait for the witness/witnesses statement
Have we seen this *incredible* news video coming out of Queensland? Wait for the witness/witnesses statement
April 21, 2025 at 3:40 PM
the deadpan presentation by the newscaster
His deadpan delivery is genuinely good comedy
January 25, 2025 at 10:00 PM
His deadpan delivery is genuinely good comedy
Jack Smith adopting the sort of bewildered deadpan affect of Coach Beard in 'Ted Lasso' throughout this clip might be the comic performance of the year
🤡 Schmitt beclowns himself 🤡
Schmitt concocted an elaborate conspiracy theory that Smith traveled to Atl for a Hawks game and to collude with Fani Willis, & flashed his "evidence" before accusing Smith of perjury. There's just one problem -- his facts were totally wrong.
Here's the whole sequence:
Schmitt concocted an elaborate conspiracy theory that Smith traveled to Atl for a Hawks game and to collude with Fani Willis, & flashed his "evidence" before accusing Smith of perjury. There's just one problem -- his facts were totally wrong.
Here's the whole sequence:
September 29, 2026 at 4:18 PM
Jack Smith adopting the sort of bewildered deadpan affect of Coach Beard in 'Ted Lasso' throughout this clip might be the comic performance of the year
can we talk about what a deadpan clean cut "without your wife" is
October 22, 2025 at 10:57 AM
can we talk about what a deadpan clean cut "without your wife" is
We skeet out of love, he said, utterly deadpan
October 23, 2024 at 11:31 PM
We skeet out of love, he said, utterly deadpan
surprising wife with zoomer broccoli cut, deadpan answering no questions
April 27, 2025 at 9:26 PM
surprising wife with zoomer broccoli cut, deadpan answering no questions
he has my deadpan face yayyy
December 3, 2025 at 9:22 PM
he has my deadpan face yayyy
目が覚めちゃった
再度、睡眠を試みます
再度、睡眠を試みます
Grimacing Deadpan Emoji
ALT: Grimacing Deadpan Emoji
static.klipy.com
September 17, 2026 at 4:22 PM
目が覚めちゃった
再度、睡眠を試みます
再度、睡眠を試みます
Deadpan maid Byleth 🫣
November 29, 2023 at 6:41 PM
Deadpan maid Byleth 🫣
Lindel: Goth, Deadpan and, Cold. 🖤✨
June 1, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Lindel: Goth, Deadpan and, Cold. 🖤✨
Doctor: Your blood pressure’s a bit high. Anything going on in your world causing you more stress?
Me: (looks deadpan into camera)
Me: (looks deadpan into camera)
June 19, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Doctor: Your blood pressure’s a bit high. Anything going on in your world causing you more stress?
Me: (looks deadpan into camera)
Me: (looks deadpan into camera)
Me: this is popping off
My wife: yeah? Bluesky? Mental illness? whimsy? Deadpan humor??
My wife: yeah? Bluesky? Mental illness? whimsy? Deadpan humor??
October 6, 2026 at 2:50 AM
Me: this is popping off
My wife: yeah? Bluesky? Mental illness? whimsy? Deadpan humor??
My wife: yeah? Bluesky? Mental illness? whimsy? Deadpan humor??
A new OC sona appears?! Introducing... Dreadsona 💀
Always deadpan, she's not good at expressing herself but deep down... she's always having fun with you~ 💜
No panty alt, topless alt, fully nude variants + more are available here ⬇️
www.patreon.com/bluethebone/...
Always deadpan, she's not good at expressing herself but deep down... she's always having fun with you~ 💜
No panty alt, topless alt, fully nude variants + more are available here ⬇️
www.patreon.com/bluethebone/...
July 18, 2026 at 4:15 PM
A new OC sona appears?! Introducing... Dreadsona 💀
Always deadpan, she's not good at expressing herself but deep down... she's always having fun with you~ 💜
No panty alt, topless alt, fully nude variants + more are available here ⬇️
www.patreon.com/bluethebone/...
Always deadpan, she's not good at expressing herself but deep down... she's always having fun with you~ 💜
No panty alt, topless alt, fully nude variants + more are available here ⬇️
www.patreon.com/bluethebone/...
Boise State Public Radio with the impeccable deadpan www.boisestatepublicradio.org/politics-gov...
October 4, 2024 at 12:49 PM
Boise State Public Radio with the impeccable deadpan www.boisestatepublicradio.org/politics-gov...
Nobody could deadpan a line like Jean Stapelton.
December 7, 2023 at 5:19 AM
Nobody could deadpan a line like Jean Stapelton.
THE DEADPAN DELIVERY
July 1, 2025 at 10:21 PM
THE DEADPAN DELIVERY
Halmarut would say “awesomesauce” completely deadpan
May 2, 2026 at 2:07 PM
Halmarut would say “awesomesauce” completely deadpan
Hahaa, nice deadpan people there
This is surreal.
American govt officials have been knocking on peoples doors in Nuuk, Greenland during recent days to see if locals would like to be visited by the vice president's wife.
Everywhere the answer was the same: "No, thank you"
nyheder.tv2.dk/live/2025-01...
American govt officials have been knocking on peoples doors in Nuuk, Greenland during recent days to see if locals would like to be visited by the vice president's wife.
Everywhere the answer was the same: "No, thank you"
nyheder.tv2.dk/live/2025-01...
Amerikanere stemte dørklokker i Nuuk før aflyst besøg, siger Steinmetz
Repræsentanter for den amerikanske regering har i de seneste dage stemt dørklokker i Grønlands hovedstad, Nuuk, forud for det nu aflyste besøg fra USA's andend...
nyheder.tv2.dk
March 26, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Hahaa, nice deadpan people there
US soldiers, inexorably shipping out to the Persian Gulf to die in the AIPAC vs Iran War while invading Kharg Island, have been greeting each other with extra crisp salutes and a deadpan, "FOR EPSTEIN!"🫡 🙃
March 15, 2026 at 6:47 AM
US soldiers, inexorably shipping out to the Persian Gulf to die in the AIPAC vs Iran War while invading Kharg Island, have been greeting each other with extra crisp salutes and a deadpan, "FOR EPSTEIN!"🫡 🙃
