October 11, 2026 at 11:20 PM
THE YEAR IS 118,949 AD.
Zombie dachsunds roam the streets of New York. Genocidal robots turning on their creators has wiped out 99% of all humans. Humanity has one final, desperate hope: season 302 of The Simpsons.
Zombie dachsunds roam the streets of New York. Genocidal robots turning on their creators has wiped out 99% of all humans. Humanity has one final, desperate hope: season 302 of The Simpsons.
October 7, 2026 at 2:00 AM
THE YEAR IS 118,949 AD.
Zombie dachsunds roam the streets of New York. Genocidal robots turning on their creators has wiped out 99% of all humans. Humanity has one final, desperate hope: season 302 of The Simpsons.
Zombie dachsunds roam the streets of New York. Genocidal robots turning on their creators has wiped out 99% of all humans. Humanity has one final, desperate hope: season 302 of The Simpsons.
🔪🩸 Admittedly I watched #Freaky in the first place just because the premise made me think of Happy Death Day (which I liked). Only discovered afterwards that the same guy has directed both. This slasher Freaky Friday ain't as thrilling nor funny as Happy Death Day though IMO. 📽️🎞️
October 3, 2026 at 6:28 PM
🔪🩸 Admittedly I watched #Freaky in the first place just because the premise made me think of Happy Death Day (which I liked). Only discovered afterwards that the same guy has directed both. This slasher Freaky Friday ain't as thrilling nor funny as Happy Death Day though IMO. 📽️🎞️
a family in our building has the smallest dog i have ever seen and we are all obsessed with her. She's a miniature dachshund puppy, which feels deranged bc I didn't even know dachsunds came in miniature, and her name is 'Skosh'. because she's just a skosh of a dog
September 25, 2026 at 9:05 PM
a family in our building has the smallest dog i have ever seen and we are all obsessed with her. She's a miniature dachshund puppy, which feels deranged bc I didn't even know dachsunds came in miniature, and her name is 'Skosh'. because she's just a skosh of a dog
Random photo of the day.
September 16, 2026 at 6:58 PM
Random photo of the day.
2 dollars cheezits cheeseburger and fries wirh 40 two nugguts and 4 sofas and maybe a pugy
3 gingerbread houses and 2 mcmuffins with 38 dachsunds and 4 tabbys
8 little worms and 3 smunges and maybe a small pibby
3 gingerbread houses and 2 mcmuffins with 38 dachsunds and 4 tabbys
8 little worms and 3 smunges and maybe a small pibby
September 16, 2026 at 4:36 AM
2 dollars cheezits cheeseburger and fries wirh 40 two nugguts and 4 sofas and maybe a pugy
3 gingerbread houses and 2 mcmuffins with 38 dachsunds and 4 tabbys
8 little worms and 3 smunges and maybe a small pibby
3 gingerbread houses and 2 mcmuffins with 38 dachsunds and 4 tabbys
8 little worms and 3 smunges and maybe a small pibby
We are dachsunds now.
September 6, 2026 at 5:19 PM
We are dachsunds now.
they require a lot of mental stimulation & physical activity, they are still hunting dogs with great noses, also be very careful with breeders because dachsunds can have a host of medical problems, particularly with their spines, & fuck you for considering tiktok content as a reason to choose a dog
Small enough for apartments, distinctive enough for TikTok and packed with personality: Dachshunds may be the perfect dog for right now.
Why Does Everyone Have a Dachshund Now?
Celebrity owners, TikTok and apartment living have turned the once-specialist hunting dog into one of the world’s hottest breeds.
bloom.bg
August 23, 2026 at 9:49 AM
they require a lot of mental stimulation & physical activity, they are still hunting dogs with great noses, also be very careful with breeders because dachsunds can have a host of medical problems, particularly with their spines, & fuck you for considering tiktok content as a reason to choose a dog
Did everyone just trade in their French bulldogs for dachsunds or do they only live long enough for them to not be trendy anymore?
August 22, 2026 at 12:12 PM
Did everyone just trade in their French bulldogs for dachsunds or do they only live long enough for them to not be trendy anymore?
THE YEAR IS 204,326 AD.
Mutant dachsunds roam the streets of Manila. A massive asteroid strike has has leveled whole cities. Humanity has one last, desperate hope: Frozen 3.
Mutant dachsunds roam the streets of Manila. A massive asteroid strike has has leveled whole cities. Humanity has one last, desperate hope: Frozen 3.
August 21, 2026 at 8:00 AM
THE YEAR IS 204,326 AD.
Mutant dachsunds roam the streets of Manila. A massive asteroid strike has has leveled whole cities. Humanity has one last, desperate hope: Frozen 3.
Mutant dachsunds roam the streets of Manila. A massive asteroid strike has has leveled whole cities. Humanity has one last, desperate hope: Frozen 3.
Dachsunds can be a bit more, hmm, personality than goldens, but yeah, he might not like the angle for going up, too.
August 19, 2026 at 12:35 AM
Dachsunds can be a bit more, hmm, personality than goldens, but yeah, he might not like the angle for going up, too.
THE YEAR IS 7256.
Humanity learns it is only the second self-aware species on earth. Sentient dachsunds were in charge all along.
Humanity learns it is only the second self-aware species on earth. Sentient dachsunds were in charge all along.
July 28, 2026 at 12:00 PM
THE YEAR IS 7256.
Humanity learns it is only the second self-aware species on earth. Sentient dachsunds were in charge all along.
Humanity learns it is only the second self-aware species on earth. Sentient dachsunds were in charge all along.
I CANNOT KEEP UP WITH THESE NEW DOG BREEDS ANYMORE. RABBIT DACHSUNDS ?! WHAT'S NEXT ...VAMPIRE KITTIES?
July 26, 2026 at 12:01 PM
I CANNOT KEEP UP WITH THESE NEW DOG BREEDS ANYMORE. RABBIT DACHSUNDS ?! WHAT'S NEXT ...VAMPIRE KITTIES?
I'm convinced dachsunds are really a type of bat
July 10, 2025 at 3:44 PM
I'm convinced dachsunds are really a type of bat
I just decided to follow @pangolin_snout based on the following tweet, from six days ago: "Dachsunds!" 'Nuff said.
December 27, 2024 at 6:51 AM
I just decided to follow @pangolin_snout based on the following tweet, from six days ago: "Dachsunds!" 'Nuff said.
aquatic dachsunds 😹😻
April 26, 2026 at 7:42 PM
aquatic dachsunds 😹😻
March 24, 2025 at 2:15 PM
S Korea study in 2007n found 2.6% autistics, about what we should expect in USA. We're here, we're weird, we're going nowhere. Quora had a great post about #neurodiversity being like dog breeds. World is set up only for labradors when we have huskies greyhounds dachsunds etc #actuallyautistic
April 13, 2025 at 11:29 PM
S Korea study in 2007n found 2.6% autistics, about what we should expect in USA. We're here, we're weird, we're going nowhere. Quora had a great post about #neurodiversity being like dog breeds. World is set up only for labradors when we have huskies greyhounds dachsunds etc #actuallyautistic
Guys Instagram wanted to show me this travel bag made just for dachsunds and it looks so clever and it's also SO CUTE.
April 12, 2026 at 8:51 PM
Guys Instagram wanted to show me this travel bag made just for dachsunds and it looks so clever and it's also SO CUTE.
Whichever cruel celestial being gave dachsunds bad backs while also making “jumping off of shit” their favorite thing in the world, is gonna have to deal with me for eternity when I get to heaven
March 22, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Whichever cruel celestial being gave dachsunds bad backs while also making “jumping off of shit” their favorite thing in the world, is gonna have to deal with me for eternity when I get to heaven