has anybody seen @pfrazee.com? last time I saw him he was playing down near the datalake
February 5, 2025 at 3:43 AM
has anybody seen @pfrazee.com? last time I saw him he was playing down near the datalake
it gets stored permanently as part of a datalake, inexplicably unable to rejoin the water cycle
May 5, 2025 at 6:05 PM
it gets stored permanently as part of a datalake, inexplicably unable to rejoin the water cycle
France Datalake.
Il faudrait une agence contre les fuites.
France Pampers.
France Pampers.
August 18, 2026 at 6:30 PM
France Datalake.
When I say “every post on here ends up in an NSA datalake” I am not being dramatic
New: we've obtained a leaked list of the more than 200 sites, services, apps an ICE surveillance contractor monitors. Bluesky, OnlyFans, many more. Used to track targets. Highly relevant with the arrest of Mahmoud Khalil by ICE. We've published the full list here: www.404media.co/the-200-site...
The 200+ Sites an ICE Surveillance Contractor is Monitoring
404 Media has obtained the list of sites and services that ICE contractor ShadowDragon pulls data from. ShadowDragon sources data from all over the web and lets government analysts easily search it an...
www.404media.co
March 13, 2025 at 3:58 AM
When I say “every post on here ends up in an NSA datalake” I am not being dramatic
*throws a diaper into the datalake to absorb all the errors*
October 20, 2025 at 7:02 PM
*throws a diaper into the datalake to absorb all the errors*
Yeah I remember Big Data. I reached into the datalake and pulled out a sword. I found a wild Hadoop and beheaded it in one clean blow. But nobody cares about homeless veterans
April 16, 2024 at 8:27 PM
Yeah I remember Big Data. I reached into the datalake and pulled out a sword. I found a wild Hadoop and beheaded it in one clean blow. But nobody cares about homeless veterans
adoro que data lake tem um significado diferente em cada empresa. em nenhuma delas você tem um datalake.
October 11, 2024 at 6:06 PM
adoro que data lake tem um significado diferente em cada empresa. em nenhuma delas você tem um datalake.
Liberei acesso ao primeiro dia de nossa playlist construindo o datalake/lakehouse de nosso ecossistema.
youtu.be/K-S4HOF44D0
Se curtir e quiser acompanhar os demais dias, considere ser membro no YT. :D
youtu.be/K-S4HOF44D0
Se curtir e quiser acompanhar os demais dias, considere ser membro no YT. :D
Construindo Datalake do Zero
YouTube video by Téo Me Why
youtu.be
November 30, 2024 at 1:02 PM
Liberei acesso ao primeiro dia de nossa playlist construindo o datalake/lakehouse de nosso ecossistema.
youtu.be/K-S4HOF44D0
Se curtir e quiser acompanhar os demais dias, considere ser membro no YT. :D
youtu.be/K-S4HOF44D0
Se curtir e quiser acompanhar os demais dias, considere ser membro no YT. :D
Estamos online para trabalhar na camada Silver de nosso datalake com dados do TSE!!
twitch.tv/teomewhy
twitch.tv/teomewhy
teomewhy - Twitch
TSE - Analytics !presente !profile
twitch.tv
September 5, 2024 at 11:57 AM
Estamos online para trabalhar na camada Silver de nosso datalake com dados do TSE!!
twitch.tv/teomewhy
twitch.tv/teomewhy
we don’t talk about the forbidden datalake that everyone knows about
August 17, 2026 at 6:05 AM
we don’t talk about the forbidden datalake that everyone knows about
Next week is the start of @db.cs.cmu.edu's latest seminar series: Future Data Systems
@samarchdb.bsky.social and I are hosting speakers from leading systems in the datalake / lakehouse space.
Mondays @ 4:30pm ET via Zoom. Open to the public. Videos posted to YouTube: db.cs.cmu.edu/seminars/fal...
@samarchdb.bsky.social and I are hosting speakers from leading systems in the datalake / lakehouse space.
Mondays @ 4:30pm ET via Zoom. Open to the public. Videos posted to YouTube: db.cs.cmu.edu/seminars/fal...
September 17, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Next week is the start of @db.cs.cmu.edu's latest seminar series: Future Data Systems
@samarchdb.bsky.social and I are hosting speakers from leading systems in the datalake / lakehouse space.
Mondays @ 4:30pm ET via Zoom. Open to the public. Videos posted to YouTube: db.cs.cmu.edu/seminars/fal...
@samarchdb.bsky.social and I are hosting speakers from leading systems in the datalake / lakehouse space.
Mondays @ 4:30pm ET via Zoom. Open to the public. Videos posted to YouTube: db.cs.cmu.edu/seminars/fal...
At #TPDL2026 in Faro ☀️:
🔹 Today, Michael Paris presents our Common Crawl paper on what web crawlers actually see
🔹 Thu afternoon I demo the INRIA DataLake: HAL papers → structured knowledge + software mentions
Come say hi! #DigitalLibraries #CommonCrawlFoundation #Grobid
🔹 Today, Michael Paris presents our Common Crawl paper on what web crawlers actually see
🔹 Thu afternoon I demo the INRIA DataLake: HAL papers → structured knowledge + software mentions
Come say hi! #DigitalLibraries #CommonCrawlFoundation #Grobid
September 23, 2026 at 6:36 AM
At #TPDL2026 in Faro ☀️:
🔹 Today, Michael Paris presents our Common Crawl paper on what web crawlers actually see
🔹 Thu afternoon I demo the INRIA DataLake: HAL papers → structured knowledge + software mentions
Come say hi! #DigitalLibraries #CommonCrawlFoundation #Grobid
🔹 Today, Michael Paris presents our Common Crawl paper on what web crawlers actually see
🔹 Thu afternoon I demo the INRIA DataLake: HAL papers → structured knowledge + software mentions
Come say hi! #DigitalLibraries #CommonCrawlFoundation #Grobid
Datalake, Databricks, Pyspark e Synapse
A galera tem mania de dar nomes de ninhas de gatos dentro de temas. Qual seria a ninhada na sua especialidade profissional?
Eu começo: Briefing, Job, Brainstorm e Learning
Eu começo: Briefing, Job, Brainstorm e Learning
November 5, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Datalake, Databricks, Pyspark e Synapse
💚 A Base dos Dados mantém o maior datalake público do Brasil, com os principais conjuntos de dados públicos já tratados, organizados e disponibilizados na nuvem para a sua análise.
Conheça nosso trabalho 👇
www.youtube.com/watch?v=J3cB...
Conheça nosso trabalho 👇
www.youtube.com/watch?v=J3cB...
Economize tempo na sua Análise de Dados: Conheça o DataLake Público da BD
YouTube video by Base dos Dados
www.youtube.com
April 14, 2025 at 2:59 PM
💚 A Base dos Dados mantém o maior datalake público do Brasil, com os principais conjuntos de dados públicos já tratados, organizados e disponibilizados na nuvem para a sua análise.
Conheça nosso trabalho 👇
www.youtube.com/watch?v=J3cB...
Conheça nosso trabalho 👇
www.youtube.com/watch?v=J3cB...
NEW BLOG
read -> amdatalakehouse.substack.com/p/what-is-th...
#DataEngineering #DataAnalytics #DataLake #DataLakehouse #DataWarehouse
read -> amdatalakehouse.substack.com/p/what-is-th...
#DataEngineering #DataAnalytics #DataLake #DataLakehouse #DataWarehouse
February 22, 2024 at 2:34 AM
Estou tendo que renomear metade de um datalake e descobrindo novas formas como as tabelas interagem.
Todas elas me asssustam.
Todas elas me asssustam.
September 6, 2024 at 7:39 PM
Estou tendo que renomear metade de um datalake e descobrindo novas formas como as tabelas interagem.
Todas elas me asssustam.
Todas elas me asssustam.
Fivetran casually adding support for attaching an iceberg catalog to #duckdb , nice !!!
github.com/duckdb/duckd...
github.com/duckdb/duckd...
Add Iceberg catalog support by ediril · Pull Request #95 · duckdb/duckdb-iceberg
This PR adds support for attaching an Iceberg catalog and be able to read iceberg tables from a datalake
github.com
January 15, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Fivetran casually adding support for attaching an iceberg catalog to #duckdb , nice !!!
github.com/duckdb/duckd...
github.com/duckdb/duckd...
Your datalake and my datalake are not the same.
(Yes, I've been reading @randyau.com's article on antagonistic data systems ... this is a great photo analogy. go read his article: www.counting-stuff.com/antagonistic...)
#dataBS
(Yes, I've been reading @randyau.com's article on antagonistic data systems ... this is a great photo analogy. go read his article: www.counting-stuff.com/antagonistic...)
#dataBS
November 20, 2024 at 11:31 PM
Your datalake and my datalake are not the same.
(Yes, I've been reading @randyau.com's article on antagonistic data systems ... this is a great photo analogy. go read his article: www.counting-stuff.com/antagonistic...)
#dataBS
(Yes, I've been reading @randyau.com's article on antagonistic data systems ... this is a great photo analogy. go read his article: www.counting-stuff.com/antagonistic...)
#dataBS
I usually do not write about the latest news, but...
- Direct Lake and Import mode
- Calendars in DAX
- User Defined Functions (UDF) in DAX
Read more:
https://www.sqlbi.com/blog/marco/2025/04/04/dax-and-semantic-models-announcements-at-the-fabric-conference-2025/
#dax #powerbi #fabric #datalake
- Direct Lake and Import mode
- Calendars in DAX
- User Defined Functions (UDF) in DAX
Read more:
https://www.sqlbi.com/blog/marco/2025/04/04/dax-and-semantic-models-announcements-at-the-fabric-conference-2025/
#dax #powerbi #fabric #datalake
April 4, 2025 at 9:30 AM
I usually do not write about the latest news, but...
- Direct Lake and Import mode
- Calendars in DAX
- User Defined Functions (UDF) in DAX
Read more:
https://www.sqlbi.com/blog/marco/2025/04/04/dax-and-semantic-models-announcements-at-the-fabric-conference-2025/
#dax #powerbi #fabric #datalake
- Direct Lake and Import mode
- Calendars in DAX
- User Defined Functions (UDF) in DAX
Read more:
https://www.sqlbi.com/blog/marco/2025/04/04/dax-and-semantic-models-announcements-at-the-fabric-conference-2025/
#dax #powerbi #fabric #datalake
This EO is telling all the agencies to create interagency support agreements with DOGE and each other and then telling OMB to issue a memo saying that's cool.
Then they'll dump all the agencies' databases into one big datalake and let Grok swim around in it.
Then they'll dump all the agencies' databases into one big datalake and let Grok swim around in it.
March 28, 2025 at 6:42 AM
This EO is telling all the agencies to create interagency support agreements with DOGE and each other and then telling OMB to issue a memo saying that's cool.
Then they'll dump all the agencies' databases into one big datalake and let Grok swim around in it.
Then they'll dump all the agencies' databases into one big datalake and let Grok swim around in it.
remember that project where they were building me a datalake and it was missing billions in spend and everything was fucked up?
you will be ASTOUNDED to learn it was all built in copilot and the fucker who did it had the gall to brag about it.
I'm goin to go back in time to off charles babbage.
you will be ASTOUNDED to learn it was all built in copilot and the fucker who did it had the gall to brag about it.
I'm goin to go back in time to off charles babbage.
March 27, 2026 at 3:13 PM
remember that project where they were building me a datalake and it was missing billions in spend and everything was fucked up?
you will be ASTOUNDED to learn it was all built in copilot and the fucker who did it had the gall to brag about it.
I'm goin to go back in time to off charles babbage.
you will be ASTOUNDED to learn it was all built in copilot and the fucker who did it had the gall to brag about it.
I'm goin to go back in time to off charles babbage.
So giving those txt structure, parqet files in datalake? What do you think?
December 1, 2024 at 9:53 PM
So giving those txt structure, parqet files in datalake? What do you think?
🚀 Bora construir um modelo de ML do zero?
⛲ Com os dados em nosso datalake, chegou a hora de construir nosso modelo de ML. Na verdade, reconstruir!
🧙♂️ Temos um modelo de churn desatualizado, usando dados antigos para realizar predições. Chegou o momento de atualizá-lo.
⛲ Com os dados em nosso datalake, chegou a hora de construir nosso modelo de ML. Na verdade, reconstruir!
🧙♂️ Temos um modelo de churn desatualizado, usando dados antigos para realizar predições. Chegou o momento de atualizá-lo.
December 9, 2024 at 12:19 PM
🚀 Bora construir um modelo de ML do zero?
⛲ Com os dados em nosso datalake, chegou a hora de construir nosso modelo de ML. Na verdade, reconstruir!
🧙♂️ Temos um modelo de churn desatualizado, usando dados antigos para realizar predições. Chegou o momento de atualizá-lo.
⛲ Com os dados em nosso datalake, chegou a hora de construir nosso modelo de ML. Na verdade, reconstruir!
🧙♂️ Temos um modelo de churn desatualizado, usando dados antigos para realizar predições. Chegou o momento de atualizá-lo.