Happy 20th Anniversary to Scoop. #WoodyAllen #HughJackman #ScarlettJohansson #IanMsShane #TobyJones #JulianGlover #DavidSchneider #Scoop #Anniversary #20thAnniversary
July 28, 2026 at 9:44 PM
Happy 20th Anniversary to Scoop. #WoodyAllen #HughJackman #ScarlettJohansson #IanMsShane #TobyJones #JulianGlover #DavidSchneider #Scoop #Anniversary #20thAnniversary
Odd presentation on Telegraph front page. All pretence that it isn't just directly speaking for the Tory party gone? https://twitter.com/davidschneider/status/587734660077264896/photo/1
November 21, 2024 at 12:50 PM
Odd presentation on Telegraph front page. All pretence that it isn't just directly speaking for the Tory party gone? https://twitter.com/davidschneider/status/587734660077264896/photo/1
Spot on from @davidschneider: Tory spin doctor explains stance on debate.
(done for @guardian http://gu.com/p/46c39/stw) https://x.com/davidschneider/status/573612939460100096/photo/1
(done for @guardian http://gu.com/p/46c39/stw) https://x.com/davidschneider/status/573612939460100096/photo/1
Domain Manage
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November 30, 2024 at 10:20 PM
Spot on from @davidschneider: Tory spin doctor explains stance on debate.
(done for @guardian http://gu.com/p/46c39/stw) https://x.com/davidschneider/status/573612939460100096/photo/1
(done for @guardian http://gu.com/p/46c39/stw) https://x.com/davidschneider/status/573612939460100096/photo/1
My Twitter BFFs: @andrew_mueller @davidschneider @ivybean104 @offend @comedy @cosmicseb @glinner. Find yours @ http://twitterbffs.com
November 20, 2024 at 1:34 PM
My Twitter BFFs: @andrew_mueller @davidschneider @ivybean104 @offend @comedy @cosmicseb @glinner. Find yours @ http://twitterbffs.com
@davidschneider less chArming and more right wing...
December 2, 2024 at 7:42 AM
@davidschneider less chArming and more right wing...
This from 2010 that there's no screenshot of (and the wayback machine has been hacked) on the RN sub HMS Astute's issues, paraphrased obvs:
"@davidschneider: if HMS Astute has run aground I dread to think what HMS Incompetent is up to"
"@davidschneider: if HMS Astute has run aground I dread to think what HMS Incompetent is up to"
October 10, 2024 at 10:25 AM
This from 2010 that there's no screenshot of (and the wayback machine has been hacked) on the RN sub HMS Astute's issues, paraphrased obvs:
"@davidschneider: if HMS Astute has run aground I dread to think what HMS Incompetent is up to"
"@davidschneider: if HMS Astute has run aground I dread to think what HMS Incompetent is up to"
Proof that God really IS judging the whole of Creation: https://x.com/davidschneider/status/490034382510374913/photo/1
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December 14, 2024 at 11:28 AM
Proof that God really IS judging the whole of Creation: https://x.com/davidschneider/status/490034382510374913/photo/1
David Cameron's resignation letter (in full).
https://x.com/davidschneider/status/746322279013974016/photo/1
https://x.com/davidschneider/status/746322279013974016/photo/1
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December 14, 2024 at 1:43 AM
David Cameron's resignation letter (in full).
https://x.com/davidschneider/status/746322279013974016/photo/1
https://x.com/davidschneider/status/746322279013974016/photo/1
Relax, people - Brexit is right on course.
https://x.com/davidschneider/status/806268492076949504/photo/1
https://x.com/davidschneider/status/806268492076949504/photo/1
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December 13, 2024 at 10:09 PM
Relax, people - Brexit is right on course.
https://x.com/davidschneider/status/806268492076949504/photo/1
https://x.com/davidschneider/status/806268492076949504/photo/1
Almost a quarter century ago, Armando Iannucci (@Aiannucci) & @davidschneider made a shocking prediction of Britain's future relationship with Europe:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ERTEBwh6l7s
#ToryBrexit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ERTEBwh6l7s
#ToryBrexit
November 21, 2024 at 10:08 PM
Almost a quarter century ago, Armando Iannucci (@Aiannucci) & @davidschneider made a shocking prediction of Britain's future relationship with Europe:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ERTEBwh6l7s
#ToryBrexit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ERTEBwh6l7s
#ToryBrexit
Rape joke. "@davidschneider: Looks like Oldham Athletic may end up saying no to Ched Evans which he may well take as a yes." #rapeculture
November 19, 2024 at 3:57 PM
Rape joke. "@davidschneider: Looks like Oldham Athletic may end up saying no to Ched Evans which he may well take as a yes." #rapeculture
RT @davidschneider: Good to see Monopoly have updated some of their rules for 2013.
(by @hennell and me) https://x.com/davidschneider/status/424157868124692480/photo/1 HT @taxbod
(by @hennell and me) https://x.com/davidschneider/status/424157868124692480/photo/1 HT @taxbod
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December 5, 2024 at 7:23 PM
RT @davidschneider: Good to see Monopoly have updated some of their rules for 2013.
(by @hennell and me) https://x.com/davidschneider/status/424157868124692480/photo/1 HT @taxbod
(by @hennell and me) https://x.com/davidschneider/status/424157868124692480/photo/1 HT @taxbod
Does @davidschneider think #philosophymatters ? <a href="http://bit.ly/fqZ46L" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400 no-card-link" target="_blank" rel="noopener" data-link="bsky">http://bit.ly/fqZ46L #savephilosophyatKeele Please Retweet
November 19, 2024 at 9:13 AM
Does @davidschneider think #philosophymatters ? <a href="http://bit.ly/fqZ46L" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400 no-card-link" target="_blank" rel="noopener" data-link="bsky">http://bit.ly/fqZ46L #savephilosophyatKeele Please Retweet
Twitter is adding a hilarious new dimension to my #eurovision viewing. Thanks, @davidschneider, @jasperparsnip & @wossy!
November 9, 2024 at 9:15 AM
Twitter is adding a hilarious new dimension to my #eurovision viewing. Thanks, @davidschneider, @jasperparsnip & @wossy!
RT @davidschneider: Good person: sent a cheque to Amnesty for the Congo. Bad person: caught myself humming Um-bongo tune/ you're only human.
November 9, 2024 at 9:08 AM
RT @davidschneider: Good person: sent a cheque to Amnesty for the Congo. Bad person: caught myself humming Um-bongo tune/ you're only human.
RT @davidschneider: Obviously that'd be wrong / So what? just blame 'the system' or 'an oversight' and it'll be fine.
November 9, 2024 at 9:08 AM
RT @davidschneider: Obviously that'd be wrong / So what? just blame 'the system' or 'an oversight' and it'll be fine.
.@davidschneider Perhaps sir would like a quality T-shirt to go with his trousers? <a href="http://tinyurl.com/wolftee" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400 no-card-link" target="_blank" rel="noopener" data-link="bsky">http://tinyurl.com/wolftee - loving the reviews!
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November 9, 2024 at 9:00 AM
.@davidschneider Perhaps sir would like a quality T-shirt to go with his trousers? <a href="http://tinyurl.com/wolftee" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400 no-card-link" target="_blank" rel="noopener" data-link="bsky">http://tinyurl.com/wolftee - loving the reviews!
.@davidschneider @serafinowicz #budgetbond Fishfinger
November 9, 2024 at 9:00 AM
.@davidschneider @serafinowicz #budgetbond Fishfinger
#followfriday @jasperparsnip (returning the favour, thank you!) @KalBonner @davidschneider @JudyObscure @iamnotsteve @JustinPollard
November 9, 2024 at 9:00 AM
#followfriday @jasperparsnip (returning the favour, thank you!) @KalBonner @davidschneider @JudyObscure @iamnotsteve @JustinPollard
RT @davidschneider: Big birthday night out starts badly. Glasses fell off into toilet bowl/ before or after?
November 9, 2024 at 9:00 AM
RT @davidschneider: Big birthday night out starts badly. Glasses fell off into toilet bowl/ before or after?
@davidschneider I have just done the weekly Sainsburys shop. Should I expect a tip from my husband?
November 9, 2024 at 8:36 AM
@davidschneider I have just done the weekly Sainsburys shop. Should I expect a tip from my husband?
.@davidschneider Oo-oo-oooh!!! I eat the same muesli as a famous person! My life is complete!
November 9, 2024 at 8:24 AM
.@davidschneider Oo-oo-oooh!!! I eat the same muesli as a famous person! My life is complete!
#followfriday celebs (all welcome to follow me back ;-) @bennylicious @Xanneroo @daraobriain @RealBillBailey @davidschneider @RealDMitchell
November 9, 2024 at 8:18 AM
#followfriday celebs (all welcome to follow me back ;-) @bennylicious @Xanneroo @daraobriain @RealBillBailey @davidschneider @RealDMitchell