My weed dealer is selling eggs now.
February 7, 2025 at 11:07 PM
My weed dealer is selling eggs now.
A model and a car dealer.
December 25, 2024 at 12:51 AM
A model and a car dealer.
lol elon musk's dealer is running DOE
February 8, 2025 at 10:04 PM
lol elon musk's dealer is running DOE
San Francisco Tesla dealer protests yesterday.
February 18, 2025 at 6:57 AM
San Francisco Tesla dealer protests yesterday.
Dealer: alright everyone ante up
Chuck Schumer: I fold
Dealer: … we haven’t even dealt the hand yet
Chuck Schumer: I 👏 fold 👏
Chuck Schumer: I fold
Dealer: … we haven’t even dealt the hand yet
Chuck Schumer: I 👏 fold 👏
November 9, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Dealer: alright everyone ante up
Chuck Schumer: I fold
Dealer: … we haven’t even dealt the hand yet
Chuck Schumer: I 👏 fold 👏
Chuck Schumer: I fold
Dealer: … we haven’t even dealt the hand yet
Chuck Schumer: I 👏 fold 👏
My weed dealer is selling Tylenol now. Strange.
October 13, 2025 at 3:24 AM
My weed dealer is selling Tylenol now. Strange.
Mass protests happening at the Tesla dealer in New York City today.
March 2, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Mass protests happening at the Tesla dealer in New York City today.
This dude was like the biggest volume drug dealer ever
April 4, 2025 at 8:28 PM
This dude was like the biggest volume drug dealer ever
also mercedes car dealer is like peak trump social base
November 10, 2024 at 9:53 PM
also mercedes car dealer is like peak trump social base
Trump, the man who said he wanted to execute drug dealers, just pardoned… a drug dealer.
January 22, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Trump, the man who said he wanted to execute drug dealers, just pardoned… a drug dealer.
poker night at the bluesky (google balls is the dealer)
April 21, 2026 at 3:08 AM
poker night at the bluesky (google balls is the dealer)
Frank Frazetta’s Death Dealer > anything Renoir ever painted
September 21, 2026 at 6:17 AM
Frank Frazetta’s Death Dealer > anything Renoir ever painted
Iridi is your dealer
Patreon sketch request
Patreon sketch request
May 12, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Iridi is your dealer
Patreon sketch request
Patreon sketch request
Trump: "The president of Colombia is a drug dealer."
October 25, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Trump: "The president of Colombia is a drug dealer."
blackjack dealer mint
October 13, 2024 at 1:00 AM
blackjack dealer mint
This is the equivalent of your dealer saying "maybe you should try talking to someone"
May 4, 2024 at 11:26 PM
This is the equivalent of your dealer saying "maybe you should try talking to someone"
i started playing balatro while i’m staying in vegas
January 12, 2025 at 6:06 AM
i started playing balatro while i’m staying in vegas
This kiwi car dealer only sells electric cars and all their inventory is gone. Never seen that before.
March 23, 2026 at 4:46 AM
This kiwi car dealer only sells electric cars and all their inventory is gone. Never seen that before.
a starbucks barista is seen as more elite than a suburban car dealer
A big problem with American politics is that a third generation hvac company owner is seen as more working class than a teacher’s aide
a lot of people genuinely think you have to do blue collar work to be considered part of the working class as opposed to like, being a wage-worker
February 16, 2025 at 6:17 PM
a starbucks barista is seen as more elite than a suburban car dealer
