The way the Iranian government just keeps repeatedly outmaneuvering President Dealz is comical
Iran will make a very nice price for you. Less than 20%, totally unreasonable. Safe transit can be much cheaper, glad we all agree it shouldn't be free!
July 13, 2026 at 6:07 PM
The way the Iranian government just keeps repeatedly outmaneuvering President Dealz is comical
JIGGLE ME HOLES!!
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January 15, 2026 at 10:28 PM
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President Dealz putting America First, baby!
Sen. Chris Murphy: "Donald Trump has lost this war. America is weaker, Iran is stronger, the price to reopen the strait increases by the day, the supposed 'deal' that's on the table right now would pay Iran $100 billion a year in order to reopen the strait ... what a victory for Iran."
August 9, 2026 at 3:53 PM
President Dealz putting America First, baby!
President Dealz somehow leaving us worse off than before the war is very Trumpy of him
June 12, 2026 at 10:24 PM
President Dealz somehow leaving us worse off than before the war is very Trumpy of him
You got played, dumbass. You lost. You failed. That's what happens with Dick-tater Dealz.
September 5, 2025 at 2:34 PM
You got played, dumbass. You lost. You failed. That's what happens with Dick-tater Dealz.
My local Dealz replaced all of its checkout staff with machines & swiftly became the most shoplifted-from Dealz in Ireland. They have now hoiked out the machines and rehired the cashiers. Shoplifting = praxis.
People who watch television news and read UK newspapers (online or in print) tend to believe there is an epidemic of shoplifting, and it is tErRiBLe.
People who don't watch or read these, or work in these shops, either don't think there is or think maybe the assaults on staff are a bigger issue.
People who don't watch or read these, or work in these shops, either don't think there is or think maybe the assaults on staff are a bigger issue.
March 13, 2025 at 11:26 AM
My local Dealz replaced all of its checkout staff with machines & swiftly became the most shoplifted-from Dealz in Ireland. They have now hoiked out the machines and rehired the cashiers. Shoplifting = praxis.
June 29, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Black Friday Dealz check
November 29, 2024 at 8:27 PM
Black Friday Dealz check
Donkey Kong dealz.
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Add both:
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or other items if you don't want banana buff.ly/3b0dkNM #ad
Walmart+ not required, may need to do pickup
December 13, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Donkey Kong dealz.
Kto pamięta 🤔🤔🤔właśnie zakupiłem w Dealz 🔥
September 13, 2025 at 10:18 AM
Kto pamięta 🤔🤔🤔właśnie zakupiłem w Dealz 🔥
I super hate the trend where phone apps abuse notifications permissions for ad spamming.
Oh, you want [ride summoning app] to tell you when your car is coming or the driver cancels?
We'll abuse that permission to send you five DEALZ DEALZ DEALZ popups in a week you haven't even opened our app.
Oh, you want [ride summoning app] to tell you when your car is coming or the driver cancels?
We'll abuse that permission to send you five DEALZ DEALZ DEALZ popups in a week you haven't even opened our app.
June 2, 2025 at 4:40 PM
I super hate the trend where phone apps abuse notifications permissions for ad spamming.
Oh, you want [ride summoning app] to tell you when your car is coming or the driver cancels?
We'll abuse that permission to send you five DEALZ DEALZ DEALZ popups in a week you haven't even opened our app.
Oh, you want [ride summoning app] to tell you when your car is coming or the driver cancels?
We'll abuse that permission to send you five DEALZ DEALZ DEALZ popups in a week you haven't even opened our app.
I was reliably informed President Dealz has already ended the war though, like 20 times!
Can't get numb to this: The United States is stuck in a war it started, cannot end, and may further escalate to no avail, having dismantled its diplomatic apparatus, depleted its military stockpile, and destroyed its credibility. A historic strategic mistake harming millions in many different ways.
July 21, 2026 at 4:24 PM
I was reliably informed President Dealz has already ended the war though, like 20 times!
Yep. But somehow people are still convinced President Dealz is still a business genius
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What’s funny is that this is basically the same “walk away” move Trump claimed forever that made him a negotiating genius. It just gobsmacks me how poetic, how symmetrical this is all becoming.
June 1, 2026 at 1:22 PM
Yep. But somehow people are still convinced President Dealz is still a business genius
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gang, i am somewhat skeptical of president dealz plan to publicly take credit for unilaterally canceling all negotiations between he and congressional dems *and* congressional dems and republicans on a shutdown while simultaneously insisting that the shutdown is their fault
September 23, 2025 at 6:01 PM
gang, i am somewhat skeptical of president dealz plan to publicly take credit for unilaterally canceling all negotiations between he and congressional dems *and* congressional dems and republicans on a shutdown while simultaneously insisting that the shutdown is their fault
A reminder of Covid Queueing outside the local Dealz
February 23, 2025 at 11:45 AM
A reminder of Covid Queueing outside the local Dealz
President motherfucking DEALZ
There has been no significant progress on a deal to fund the Department of Homeland Security, which includes the TSA, and lawmakers are set to leave for a two-week recess Friday. https://cnn.it/3Pz9O6y
March 26, 2026 at 9:36 AM
President motherfucking DEALZ
LAST CHANCE FOR SPECIAL DEALZ!!!
im gonna continue to work on art requests today, but dont forget - SUBTEMBER DEALZ for art requests end TODAY. if youre interested - the queue is open and more details will be pinned in my chat!!
mediashare is ON, as well. LETS DRAW!!
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im gonna continue to work on art requests today, but dont forget - SUBTEMBER DEALZ for art requests end TODAY. if youre interested - the queue is open and more details will be pinned in my chat!!
mediashare is ON, as well. LETS DRAW!!
twitch.tv/markatoto
THIS IS YOUR LAST OPPORTUNITY...
today's the last day for SUBTEMBER DEALZ for art requests!!! if you would like to obtain one of these dealz, today's upcoming stream will be the last i offer this to you!!
hit me up in chat when I go live in about an hour: around 5 PM EST or so!!!
today's the last day for SUBTEMBER DEALZ for art requests!!! if you would like to obtain one of these dealz, today's upcoming stream will be the last i offer this to you!!
hit me up in chat when I go live in about an hour: around 5 PM EST or so!!!
September 28, 2026 at 9:17 PM
LAST CHANCE FOR SPECIAL DEALZ!!!
im gonna continue to work on art requests today, but dont forget - SUBTEMBER DEALZ for art requests end TODAY. if youre interested - the queue is open and more details will be pinned in my chat!!
mediashare is ON, as well. LETS DRAW!!
twitch.tv/markatoto
im gonna continue to work on art requests today, but dont forget - SUBTEMBER DEALZ for art requests end TODAY. if youre interested - the queue is open and more details will be pinned in my chat!!
mediashare is ON, as well. LETS DRAW!!
twitch.tv/markatoto
groupon addict who turned to polyamory to share those sweet DEALZ
July 27, 2026 at 3:02 AM
groupon addict who turned to polyamory to share those sweet DEALZ
it's all but certain the US was planning another attack and the Iranians got wind of it, president dealz at it again
⚠ BREAKING: UAE's Fujairah: Fire erupts in petroleum industrial site following drone attack from Iran.
May 4, 2026 at 4:02 PM
it's all but certain the US was planning another attack and the Iranians got wind of it, president dealz at it again
Dealz Security Guard Drafted In To Advise US Secret Service https://waterfordwhispersnews.com/2026/04/28/dealz-security-guard-drafted-in-to-advise-us-secret-service/
Dealz Security Guard Drafted In To Advise US Secret Service
A WATERFORD based Dealz security guard who never intervenes when someone is clearly stealing stock and appears deaf to the sound of the security buzzer going off at the shop's entrance is to be drafted …
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April 28, 2026 at 7:01 PM
Dealz Security Guard Drafted In To Advise US Secret Service https://waterfordwhispersnews.com/2026/04/28/dealz-security-guard-drafted-in-to-advise-us-secret-service/
President Dealz, everyone!
U.S. manufacturing activity has now contracted for 9 straight months.
December 3, 2025 at 4:02 PM
President Dealz, everyone!
PILNE WAŻNE SMASZE ALER W DEALZ
February 18, 2026 at 7:12 PM
PILNE WAŻNE SMASZE ALER W DEALZ
President Dealz has done it again
October 10, 2025 at 8:56 PM
President Dealz has done it again
A cat which became stuck in a wall cavity at a Dealz shop in Athenry, Co Galway, has been rescued thanks to a team effort by staff and the Galway SPCA.
Feline free: Cat rescued from Dealz shop Athenry
A cat which became stuck in a wall cavity at a Dealz shop in Athenry, Co Galway, has been rescued thanks to a team effort by staff and the Galway SPCA.
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May 2, 2025 at 10:12 AM
A cat which became stuck in a wall cavity at a Dealz shop in Athenry, Co Galway, has been rescued thanks to a team effort by staff and the Galway SPCA.