#DeskJet
VENDO IMPRESSORA HP DESKJET FUNCIONANDO
Quem diria que impressoras salvariam a democracia. Logo elas, criaturas de ódio com vontade própria.
November 20, 2024 at 4:43 AM
what are you double clicking
July 21, 2026 at 3:05 AM
cage fight ich gegen 50 deskjet drucker
March 9, 2025 at 3:53 PM
he's busy carrying an hp deskjet two miles to a girl's house because he doesn't have the app she needs to print something
It’s incredible that the VT State Senator wrapped up in this hasn’t resigned yet — every major GOP leader in the state has called for his resignation. Fixing democracy requires restoring shame to public life. And accountability. Lots of accountability. vtdigger.org/2025/10/14/v...
October 15, 2025 at 11:37 AM
Everyone has or will have beef with a printer.

The first shot fired in the war against the machines will be aimed at a DeskJet.
do you have beef with some inanimate objects or are you a normal person?
May 6, 2026 at 12:01 PM
Few things in my life have been more ominous than my Daily horoscope telling me “Don’t: Deskjet Printer”

What does the Deskjet printer have planned for me??? 😰
January 9, 2026 at 12:47 AM
You know the bidet is high quality when it sounds like an HP Deskjet printer
September 27, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Famous problematic horror writer, H.P Deskjet
July 13, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Looks like an HP Deskjet.
May 14, 2026 at 1:54 AM
HP DeskJet 500C (1991)
*I remember printing the Tutankhamen picture off using Delux Paint on my Amiga 500 and being absolutely blown away, awesome memory* 😊
July 4, 2026 at 6:38 PM
You never know when you're going to need to hook up an old HP DeskJet.
November 23, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Look theres an art to this. I like to go for objects thats kinda normal or sometimes slightly annoying. Theres something about being called mundane. The next person that pisses me off is gonna get called a HP DeskJet 2855e All-in-One Wireless Inkjet Printer.
February 2, 2026 at 4:17 PM
[Deskjet Chuckle]

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March 6, 2026 at 5:36 PM
MICROSOFT ANNOUNCES NEW AI-POWERED PRINTING PRESS*

* (60 outsourced workers locked in a warehouse in malaysia with a single hp deskjet)
how is everyone on earth so stupid now. this is a hydraulic press. have none of you ever seen an assembly line or literally any other machine in your entire life
Squeezing 2,000 lemons a day was such a pain for staff at Chick-fil-A that the company enlisted an army of robots to do it
January 11, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Amazing things happening on my island
May 16, 2026 at 6:09 PM
inb4 deskjet joke
October 13, 2025 at 7:19 PM
The Otis DeskJet
February 12, 2026 at 1:39 AM
Here's two more, though Vlad (the vampire bat) has been tweaked a bit.
July 19, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Eerste testprint. Hij is inderdaad razendsnel.
Dit is met de originele bambu filament. Het eigen filament wilde niet. Ik zal eens kijken of er ergens een chipje zit à la deskjet-printers, die inkt weigeren van derden.
November 24, 2024 at 11:33 AM
walk two miles each way in +90 heat carrying an hp deskjet printer, for a chance at a hug
March 25, 2024 at 3:17 PM
ink and a Hemmer t-shirt ---> Hemmer troubleshooting the Enterprise printer
December 31, 2024 at 6:29 PM
"Fresh off the HP DeskJet 2820e," as they say.

#TheCinemaOfCancelledStars #BookSky
September 3, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Wie ich gucke, wenn meine Frau mich erwischt, wie ich mitten in der Nacht den Sandwich-Toaster auspacke
March 15, 2024 at 5:35 PM
WTF does Don’t Deskjet printer even mean??
June 10, 2026 at 5:11 AM