#Detector
Man Just Going To Assume Apartment Has Functional Carbon Monoxide Detector Somewhere https://theonion.com/man-just-going-to-assume-apartment-has-functional-carbo-1819575839/
November 11, 2026 at 11:00 PM
MY HITLER PARTICLE DETECTOR SHORTED OUT
November 13, 2026 at 1:58 AM
November 13, 2026 at 1:33 PM
Behold! The TV Detector Van.
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TV detector van - Wikipedia
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November 12, 2026 at 6:01 AM
Me fascina lo MARAVILLOSAMENTE BIEN que va Metroviolencia.
Homer Simpson on a Lie Detector
ALT: Homer Simpson on a Lie Detector
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November 15, 2026 at 11:26 AM
this image has a SynthID watermark
November 15, 2026 at 5:12 PM
“Judge Reyes gives up”
November 13, 2026 at 8:22 PM
Sadly I think I do understand why the AI detector (that isn’t really an AI detector) was trusted more than the author and the answer is racism.
A victory of common sense and editorial rigour. I do not understand how a journalist running a manuscript without permission through an AI detector using AI is somehow more credible than multiple interviews, timestamped manuscripts and so on.
The Zimbabwean author Simbarashe Kundizeza has been cleared of using AI to write a prize-winning short story, after the prestigious Caine prize for African writers concluded that his entry was “human-written” after a month-long investigation.
November 15, 2026 at 11:43 AM
Down detector should replace its homepage with a message that just says “yes”.
November 12, 2026 at 7:18 PM
Please, someone get this parallel detector out of my head already, it's driving me crazy 😭
November 12, 2026 at 2:28 PM
Hmmm my freak detector meter is maxed out for some reason
Adam Jentleson of Searchlight Institute recommended in his Ezra Klein interview today that Democrats embrace spanking children as a "a very powerful signal" that connects with voters "on a values basis."

I didn't think I could dislike the man any more than I already did, but lo!
November 10, 2026 at 8:43 PM
incredible things happening on down detector, as always
November 12, 2026 at 9:51 PM
You won’t be laughing when the sex detector vans are in your area.
November 11, 2026 at 7:37 PM
November 11, 2026 at 4:58 PM
From what I've read the AI detector software uses AI
November 14, 2026 at 6:41 PM
Happy Sunday everyone🌻 this one was a little bit tricky to get #Wordle #WQuers 🍀 good luck and have fun 🍀 #Wordle1975 5/6

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Simpsons Sarcasm Detector with Professor Frink
ALT: Simpsons Sarcasm Detector with Professor Frink
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November 15, 2026 at 9:31 AM
Me and Down Detector are best friends now
November 13, 2026 at 6:53 AM
"estou acostumado com essas coisas"

#AVigilia
Lie Detector Gauge Points to Lie
Alt: detector de mentiras apontando pra MENTIRA
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November 14, 2026 at 9:50 PM
Lie Detector Needle Swings to Lie
ALT: Lie Detector Needle Swings to Lie
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November 15, 2026 at 2:23 PM
The Down Detector map clearly shows that Manchester is the second city lmao
November 13, 2026 at 1:41 PM
What the shit
November 12, 2026 at 6:24 PM
Bluesky went down in solidarity with the FAA (and yes it was me that posted the same thing on down detector)
November 14, 2026 at 12:52 AM
My "total douchebag" detector remains undefeated.
November 15, 2026 at 3:46 PM
I'd link to it but y'know opsec or whatever.

But yeah, totally different look. Different color, balcony railings changed to glass, air conditioners removed, different furniture, a smoke detector became a can light...

Not beating the allegations that a huge use of AI is for deception!
November 12, 2026 at 4:26 PM