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shaden.bsky.social
The detector
October 20, 2025 at 3:02 AM
hopcliff.heathcliff.cat
edited Heathcliff cartoon. Heathcliff the cat pauses on his way through what looks like a metal detector leading into the den of the Nutmeg home. At the top of the detector, beneath a flashing red beacon light, the words "Him Detector" are written. From the den, Granny Nutmeg explains to her visiting friend, "It's him."
March 18, 2026 at 9:59 PM
cooperlund.online
Carbon Monoxide Detector
natalieweiner.bsky.social Natalie Weiner @natalieweiner.bsky.social · Dec 18
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December 18, 2025 at 4:26 PM
bug-deal.bsky.social
my bullshit detector is going ape shit. and my ape shit detector is going bananas
February 11, 2024 at 6:02 PM
mrcarter3.bsky.social
Ok hear me out ....A smoke detector that turns off when you scream "I'm only cooking "
November 13, 2024 at 6:14 PM
ditzkoff.bsky.social
Moe: I'm releasing the Epstein files. [lie detector: buzzes] Moe: The heavily redacted Epstein files. [lie detector: buzzes] Moe: The part of the Epstein files that the FBI didn't withhold from us. [lie detector: buzzes] Moe: I put a Sears catalog in a binder and gave it to LibsofTikTok. [lie detector: beeps]
February 28, 2025 at 2:58 AM
dama624.bsky.social
Echo-assisted cringe detector

#furryart #dama624art
August 24, 2024 at 12:00 AM
ultimashadow.bsky.social
Gay people detector
May 12, 2025 at 4:45 AM
benderofuscado.bsky.social
No está prohibida. Solo es un infalible detector de gentuza.
April 11, 2025 at 3:25 PM
altnps.bsky.social
As we’ve warned before, the Trump administration has subjected around 80 staffers to lie detector tests. America, please understand—this is not normal.
April 12, 2025 at 11:00 PM
musicologyduck.bsky.social
my landlord had someone install a toilet leak detector and the installation did some damage that is causing the toilet to leak AND the detector apparently isn't detecting it
May 14, 2026 at 10:17 PM
donoteat.bsky.social
world's most expensive dragging equipment detector
May 14, 2025 at 4:51 AM
astrokatie.com
Showing my new particle physics book the ATLAS detector at @cern.bsky.social 🥹
September 1, 2026 at 5:58 PM
darthbluesky.bsky.social
it is weird how often i read about lie detector tests recently
yet nothing about whether lie detector tests have some how been proven reliable recently
September 5, 2026 at 2:01 AM
tsunamicat108.bsky.social
if they got a second detector they'd have another him detector
April 13, 2026 at 7:19 AM
concejajala.bsky.social
El 8M es el mayor detector de imbéciles que conozco.
March 8, 2025 at 2:57 PM
cmacdee.bsky.social
Dammit...I just got my Bullshit Detector fixed and this one broke it again.
May 18, 2025 at 2:05 PM
mooseallain.bsky.social
Bat Detector
February 1, 2025 at 10:46 AM
theonion.com
Man Just Going To Assume Apartment Has Functional Carbon Monoxide Detector Somewhere https://theonion.com/man-just-going-to-assume-apartment-has-functional-carbo-1819575839/
Man Just Going To Assume Apartment Has Functional Carbon Monoxide Detector Somewhere
November 19, 2025 at 3:00 PM
pucksarcana.bsky.social
what if we kissed in the neutrino detector
March 18, 2024 at 4:59 PM
gaykwon.bsky.social
hitler particle detector overloaded
April 4, 2025 at 9:52 PM
skykdotidot.bsky.social
Metal detector
Sky the shark using a metal detector on a beach when he found something. He digs up to find Tide? (His shark bf or something) It’s the coins in his pocket, he said
February 4, 2025 at 11:10 PM
kristadb1.bsky.social
The carbon monoxide detector decided it would need new batteries at four in the morning.

I'm wide awake now 😭
January 23, 2026 at 11:29 AM