Kristian Duske Built TrenchBroom So He Could Make Quake Maps Again. He Never Made Another One.
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#devtales #quake #LevelDesign #OpenSource
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#devtales #quake #LevelDesign #OpenSource
October 27, 2026 at 2:40 PM
Kristian Duske Built TrenchBroom So He Could Make Quake Maps Again. He Never Made Another One.
lockergnome.com/trenchbroom-quake-map-e…
#devtales #quake #LevelDesign #OpenSource
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#devtales #quake #LevelDesign #OpenSource
Kristian Duske Built TrenchBroom So He Could Make Quake Maps Again. He Never Made Another One.
https://lockergnome.com/trenchbroom-quake-map-editor-maker-never-made-another-map/
#devtales #quake #leveldesign #opensource
https://lockergnome.com/trenchbroom-quake-map-editor-maker-never-made-another-map/
#devtales #quake #leveldesign #opensource
October 27, 2026 at 2:41 PM
Kristian Duske Built TrenchBroom So He Could Make Quake Maps Again. He Never Made Another One.
https://lockergnome.com/trenchbroom-quake-map-editor-maker-never-made-another-map/
#devtales #quake #leveldesign #opensource
https://lockergnome.com/trenchbroom-quake-map-editor-maker-never-made-another-map/
#devtales #quake #leveldesign #opensource
One simple request that should have taken the admin 3 clicks to change something has turned into 7 emails and a whole ass Teams conversation.
#DevTales
#DevTales
October 22, 2026 at 12:22 PM
One simple request that should have taken the admin 3 clicks to change something has turned into 7 emails and a whole ass Teams conversation.
#DevTales
#DevTales
If you host Microsoft Teams meetings, it is YOUR duty to "End Meeting" so all the dumb dumbs who want to keep chatting afterwards can't. Now I have to look like the asshole by leaving the chat.
#DevTales
#DevTales
October 16, 2026 at 1:04 PM
If you host Microsoft Teams meetings, it is YOUR duty to "End Meeting" so all the dumb dumbs who want to keep chatting afterwards can't. Now I have to look like the asshole by leaving the chat.
#DevTales
#DevTales
Last and final Part 3, learning to get work by thinking outside the box. #gameindustry #fbackdoor #showyourwork #indiegamedev #devtales
August 5, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Last and final Part 3, learning to get work by thinking outside the box. #gameindustry #fbackdoor #showyourwork #indiegamedev #devtales
Hey all, I'm under the weather today so no stream. Will focus on resting up for #DevTales tomorrow! In the meantime here's some other streams to watch today! Watch Dazinmatru! twitch.tv/dazinmatru?s... Watch Simpathey! twitch.tv/simpathey?sr=a
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May 8, 2024 at 9:22 PM
Hey all, I'm under the weather today so no stream. Will focus on resting up for #DevTales tomorrow! In the meantime here's some other streams to watch today! Watch Dazinmatru! twitch.tv/dazinmatru?s... Watch Simpathey! twitch.tv/simpathey?sr=a
Instructions to developers:
1. Do your normal stuff here
2. E-mail this DL (mailto link includes default subject and body templates)
Do you:
a. Send message via Teams to a member of DL in step #2
or...
#devTales
1. Do your normal stuff here
2. E-mail this DL (mailto link includes default subject and body templates)
Do you:
a. Send message via Teams to a member of DL in step #2
or...
#devTales
March 27, 2026 at 8:02 PM
Instructions to developers:
1. Do your normal stuff here
2. E-mail this DL (mailto link includes default subject and body templates)
Do you:
a. Send message via Teams to a member of DL in step #2
or...
#devTales
1. Do your normal stuff here
2. E-mail this DL (mailto link includes default subject and body templates)
Do you:
a. Send message via Teams to a member of DL in step #2
or...
#devTales
As the proverb goes -
"You can lead a developer to documentation, but you can't make them read it."
So anyway you'll never guess what happened today.
#devTales
"You can lead a developer to documentation, but you can't make them read it."
So anyway you'll never guess what happened today.
#devTales
If I've learned anything in my 16 years of being in the dev space, it's that almost nobody will actually read ANY amount of documentation you prepare for them, especially in a corporate environment.
Most people want to be spoon fed the answer, which is the biggest drain on budget and resources.
Most people want to be spoon fed the answer, which is the biggest drain on budget and resources.
November 4, 2025 at 8:43 PM
As the proverb goes -
"You can lead a developer to documentation, but you can't make them read it."
So anyway you'll never guess what happened today.
#devTales
"You can lead a developer to documentation, but you can't make them read it."
So anyway you'll never guess what happened today.
#devTales
InfoSec: How does this process run?
Me: From the enterprise scheduler, which runs a script on this server, which runs this git command to fetch the repo
IS: Do you have a diagram?
This is not a joke.
#DevTales
Me: From the enterprise scheduler, which runs a script on this server, which runs this git command to fetch the repo
IS: Do you have a diagram?
This is not a joke.
#DevTales
October 31, 2025 at 3:28 PM
InfoSec: How does this process run?
Me: From the enterprise scheduler, which runs a script on this server, which runs this git command to fetch the repo
IS: Do you have a diagram?
This is not a joke.
#DevTales
Me: From the enterprise scheduler, which runs a script on this server, which runs this git command to fetch the repo
IS: Do you have a diagram?
This is not a joke.
#DevTales
I just love stumbling upon a column in a table that seems to serve no meaningful purpose, and nobody else knows why it's there either.
#DevTales
#DevTales
October 31, 2025 at 1:30 PM
I just love stumbling upon a column in a table that seems to serve no meaningful purpose, and nobody else knows why it's there either.
#DevTales
#DevTales
Dev: I don't have access to the document you shared. It says "Request Access"
Me: tenor.com/view/jack-ni...
Some people...
#DevTales
Me: tenor.com/view/jack-ni...
Some people...
#DevTales
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August 25, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Dev: I don't have access to the document you shared. It says "Request Access"
Me: tenor.com/view/jack-ni...
Some people...
#DevTales
Me: tenor.com/view/jack-ni...
Some people...
#DevTales
They proceeded to send a SCREENSHOT of the log message (which was still useless).
I don't remember if I've said it here before, but stop sending screenshots of text / log messages when you're asking for help debugging shit, ffs. I can't easily copy/paste text from a screenshot.
#DevTales
I don't remember if I've said it here before, but stop sending screenshots of text / log messages when you're asking for help debugging shit, ffs. I can't easily copy/paste text from a screenshot.
#DevTales
Dev: We're getting an error indicating a certificate issue when trying to connect to this.
*proceeds to not send the actual error message*
#DevTales
*proceeds to not send the actual error message*
#DevTales
August 19, 2025 at 12:40 PM
They proceeded to send a SCREENSHOT of the log message (which was still useless).
I don't remember if I've said it here before, but stop sending screenshots of text / log messages when you're asking for help debugging shit, ffs. I can't easily copy/paste text from a screenshot.
#DevTales
I don't remember if I've said it here before, but stop sending screenshots of text / log messages when you're asking for help debugging shit, ffs. I can't easily copy/paste text from a screenshot.
#DevTales
Dev: We're getting an error indicating a certificate issue when trying to connect to this.
*proceeds to not send the actual error message*
#DevTales
*proceeds to not send the actual error message*
#DevTales
August 15, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Dev: We're getting an error indicating a certificate issue when trying to connect to this.
*proceeds to not send the actual error message*
#DevTales
*proceeds to not send the actual error message*
#DevTales
Me: If you need to request "", please e-mail my team's DL with "
" so that someone sees it (especially if I'm unavailable).
Dev: Proceeds to send me direct message on Teams.
#DevTales
Dev: Proceeds to send me direct message on Teams.
#DevTales
May 15, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Me: If you need to request "", please e-mail my team's DL with "
" so that someone sees it (especially if I'm unavailable).
Dev: Proceeds to send me direct message on Teams.
#DevTales
Dev: Proceeds to send me direct message on Teams.
#DevTales
Dev: That code change you implemented caused a bunch of the wrong data in this table to get deleted.
Me: That's because you wrote a bad DELETE clause, my process worked exactly as expected.
Dev: ...
#devTales
Me: That's because you wrote a bad DELETE clause, my process worked exactly as expected.
Dev: ...
#devTales
December 2, 2024 at 7:09 PM
Dev: That code change you implemented caused a bunch of the wrong data in this table to get deleted.
Me: That's because you wrote a bad DELETE clause, my process worked exactly as expected.
Dev: ...
#devTales
Me: That's because you wrote a bad DELETE clause, my process worked exactly as expected.
Dev: ...
#devTales