*slams dick in car door*
" congratulation on the swiftness of this dickslam, sire !"
" congratulation on the swiftness of this dickslam, sire !"
April 25, 2025 at 6:29 PM
*slams dick in car door*
" congratulation on the swiftness of this dickslam, sire !"
" congratulation on the swiftness of this dickslam, sire !"
I blocked them (which deletes your first reply) but here's the dickslam fished out of my mentions
December 22, 2023 at 5:47 PM
I blocked them (which deletes your first reply) but here's the dickslam fished out of my mentions
Car Door Dickslam
January 21, 2026 at 12:59 AM
Car Door Dickslam
The episode where Sgt. Dickslam accidentally gases all of his subordinates so he dresses immigrants up as nazis and the fuhrer almost catches wise when dinner is a deep Ethiopian b-side.
"Dick-SLAAAAAAAAAAAAAM!"
"Dick-SLAAAAAAAAAAAAAM!"
A sitcom called Supreme Reich with heartwarming, bumbling fascists who just can't seem to get doing wrong right.
Rob Schneider is...
Rob Schneider is...
August 18, 2026 at 10:31 PM
The episode where Sgt. Dickslam accidentally gases all of his subordinates so he dresses immigrants up as nazis and the fuhrer almost catches wise when dinner is a deep Ethiopian b-side.
"Dick-SLAAAAAAAAAAAAAM!"
"Dick-SLAAAAAAAAAAAAAM!"
My 3yo son just came up to me and said ‘there’s no way slamming my dick in the car door will fit Al Aluminium SC’s system, it should stay here’ #Proud #AluminiumSC #DickSlam #TheCarDoor
September 18, 2024 at 1:56 PM
My 3yo son just came up to me and said ‘there’s no way slamming my dick in the car door will fit Al Aluminium SC’s system, it should stay here’ #Proud #AluminiumSC #DickSlam #TheCarDoor
Car Door Dickslam? does that work better
January 21, 2026 at 12:59 AM
Car Door Dickslam? does that work better