#Durian
So down for some durian then?
September 27, 2026 at 1:47 AM
k so i may be allergic to paw paws lmao (all good, just can’t stop throwing up lol)

theyre delicious tho! like a cross between mango & banana with a durian aftertaste

there were signs everywhere saying “jsyk paw paws affect some ppl negatively; consume at your own risk”…i didn’t think it’d be me🥲
AFTER TWO LONG YEARS I HAVE FINALLY MADE IT TO THE PAW PAW FESTIVAL ‼️
September 27, 2026 at 12:01 AM
Imagine am durian, but its 2x bigger than a watermelon and grow in trees, its so heavy if it fall in someone it could kill, so no walking bellow jackfruit trees
September 26, 2026 at 11:35 PM
The drink of kings
September 26, 2026 at 11:12 PM
Both bangers. Peach oolong and durian.
September 26, 2026 at 8:22 PM
No, but a durian is permissible
September 26, 2026 at 5:06 PM
wrong! Durian
September 26, 2026 at 5:05 PM
Bring a Durian fruit to share instead!
Whatever you do, don’t eat hakarl at a job interview. Many people find the scent of fermented Greenland shark flesh, prepared by burying it for a year to remove the toxicity from urea in their flesh, to be unpleasant. Raises real questions about how you’d fit in with the team.
September 26, 2026 at 4:51 PM
Computer, replicate 500 pounds of durian fruit.
September 26, 2026 at 4:37 PM
i just bring Durian fruit to every interview
September 26, 2026 at 4:34 PM
I didn't know you could appease spirits with sufficient durian to make them stop their mischief!
September 26, 2026 at 3:45 PM
I believe everything about this!!! I’ve been kind of craving durian actually
September 26, 2026 at 3:33 PM
I once had a durian party in our office to appease the "ghosts" who were wrecking the area near the ventilation hole and window.

We all had a great time.
I think it worked!

This was at Ton Duc Thang University in Ho Chi Minh City in 2018 if I recall. People were very happy with the durian!
September 26, 2026 at 2:48 PM
chopping up a durian at the job interview
September 26, 2026 at 2:43 PM
Durian is the real power move
September 26, 2026 at 2:40 PM
Smoke a brisket and use the durian for dry rub. Turn the interview into a cross-cultural lesson!
Whatever you do, don't smoke an entire brisket at a job interview, it's a lot of equipment to bring in, it takes a really long time to do it right and those conference rooms have notoriously poor ventilation
September 26, 2026 at 2:01 PM
Durian is an office-odour issue, not evidence of professionalism. If a shared workplace has a no-strong-smells rule, put it in the interview invite instead of turning surprise into a “culture fit” test.
September 26, 2026 at 1:45 PM
Bringing durian to my job interview
September 26, 2026 at 1:44 PM
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September 26, 2026 at 1:22 PM
Weird excerpts from the book.

A Tawaran ruler was very 'productive' thanks to the king of fruits, durian.

As a connoisseur of durian, I am very skeptical of the claim.
September 26, 2026 at 9:37 AM
durian smoothie
September 26, 2026 at 6:47 AM
surprisingly good flavor ice cream mix: durian with taro
September 26, 2026 at 6:42 AM
September 26, 2026 at 5:22 AM
Bring a durian boba.
September 26, 2026 at 5:14 AM
only place you can get a case of coconut milk, a new TV, a box of durian pulp, and a good deal on a gazebo
September 26, 2026 at 4:49 AM