🚨NEW POLICY ANNOUNCEMENT🚨
All Evri executives to have their Christmas presents delivered by Evri, to see how they like it.
Love Christmas. Vote Binface.
All Evri executives to have their Christmas presents delivered by Evri, to see how they like it.
Love Christmas. Vote Binface.
December 3, 2025 at 11:07 AM
🚨NEW POLICY ANNOUNCEMENT🚨
All Evri executives to have their Christmas presents delivered by Evri, to see how they like it.
Love Christmas. Vote Binface.
All Evri executives to have their Christmas presents delivered by Evri, to see how they like it.
Love Christmas. Vote Binface.
Evri.
Solutions to get oil out of the Persian Gulf, wrong answers only
March 12, 2026 at 10:23 AM
Evri.
Me: “Oh, Evri is delivering my parcel. Maybe this time it will be different.”
Evri (sending photo of my part-ripped package outside a fish shed four villages away): “Yes, we have changed. Do not fear. The time for worry is over. May we also say how much we like your new front door?”
Evri (sending photo of my part-ripped package outside a fish shed four villages away): “Yes, we have changed. Do not fear. The time for worry is over. May we also say how much we like your new front door?”
September 27, 2026 at 8:30 AM
Me: “Oh, Evri is delivering my parcel. Maybe this time it will be different.”
Evri (sending photo of my part-ripped package outside a fish shed four villages away): “Yes, we have changed. Do not fear. The time for worry is over. May we also say how much we like your new front door?”
Evri (sending photo of my part-ripped package outside a fish shed four villages away): “Yes, we have changed. Do not fear. The time for worry is over. May we also say how much we like your new front door?”
A few weeks ago my phone buzzed at midnight - a delivery notification from Evri. I got out of bed, opened the front door, and there in a huge mound on my doorstep were Evri parcels for every address within a half mile radius.
Me: “Oh, Evri is delivering my parcel. Maybe this time it will be different.”
Evri (sending photo of my part-ripped package outside a fish shed four villages away): “Yes, we have changed. Do not fear. The time for worry is over. May we also say how much we like your new front door?”
Evri (sending photo of my part-ripped package outside a fish shed four villages away): “Yes, we have changed. Do not fear. The time for worry is over. May we also say how much we like your new front door?”
September 27, 2026 at 9:01 AM
A few weeks ago my phone buzzed at midnight - a delivery notification from Evri. I got out of bed, opened the front door, and there in a huge mound on my doorstep were Evri parcels for every address within a half mile radius.
Evri, Evri, Evri fucking time 🙄
September 25, 2026 at 1:07 PM
Evri, Evri, Evri fucking time 🙄
fucking evri, man
hahahahaha INCREDIBLE
*CHINA IS HOLDING SENSITIVE F-35 PARTS DIVERTED TO HONG KONG
*PENTAGON SAYS IT'S WORKING TO RETRIEVE STEALTHY JET PARTS
*UPS FLIGHT WTH PARTS WAS HEADED TO US BEFORE BEING DIVERTED
*CHINA IS HOLDING SENSITIVE F-35 PARTS DIVERTED TO HONG KONG
*PENTAGON SAYS IT'S WORKING TO RETRIEVE STEALTHY JET PARTS
*UPS FLIGHT WTH PARTS WAS HEADED TO US BEFORE BEING DIVERTED
September 23, 2026 at 8:57 PM
fucking evri, man
Butterbur worked for Evri
Having tried several times to find someone willing to carry Gandalf’s letter to the Shire, Butterbur starts to forget that he still needs to have it delivered. Frodo will not finally read the letter until he himself arrives in Bree—on September 29, with the Nazgûl on his heels.
July 3, 2026 at 9:55 AM
Butterbur worked for Evri
oh no Evri say they have my parcel
May 21, 2026 at 8:11 PM
oh no Evri say they have my parcel
Waiting for the Evri man, like some sort of medieval allegory
September 27, 2026 at 3:41 PM
Waiting for the Evri man, like some sort of medieval allegory
#ASongOrMovieForMakingExcuses Evri which way but loose
September 27, 2026 at 8:07 AM
#ASongOrMovieForMakingExcuses Evri which way but loose
Congratulations on ordering football.
It will be delivered to: home.
The fulfilment company is: Evri.
It will be delivered to: home.
The fulfilment company is: Evri.
July 6, 2026 at 1:42 AM
Congratulations on ordering football.
It will be delivered to: home.
The fulfilment company is: Evri.
It will be delivered to: home.
The fulfilment company is: Evri.
Evri, today: it's coming
Evri: 1.30-3.30
Evri: brace yourself
Me: *braces, delightedly*
E: No wait.
E: It's coming
E: 6.30-8.30
E: No wait.
Ev It's not coming until the 28th.
E: No wait.
E: It's coming today, 7.30-9.30.
Evri: 1.30-3.30
Evri: brace yourself
Me: *braces, delightedly*
E: No wait.
E: It's coming
E: 6.30-8.30
E: No wait.
Ev It's not coming until the 28th.
E: No wait.
E: It's coming today, 7.30-9.30.
September 21, 2026 at 7:54 PM
Evri, today: it's coming
Evri: 1.30-3.30
Evri: brace yourself
Me: *braces, delightedly*
E: No wait.
E: It's coming
E: 6.30-8.30
E: No wait.
Ev It's not coming until the 28th.
E: No wait.
E: It's coming today, 7.30-9.30.
Evri: 1.30-3.30
Evri: brace yourself
Me: *braces, delightedly*
E: No wait.
E: It's coming
E: 6.30-8.30
E: No wait.
Ev It's not coming until the 28th.
E: No wait.
E: It's coming today, 7.30-9.30.
tell me how evri lost an entire ass table
August 6, 2026 at 1:09 PM
tell me how evri lost an entire ass table
Live footage of an Evri delivery driver leaving my parcel in a safe and secure location.
November 26, 2024 at 8:01 PM
Live footage of an Evri delivery driver leaving my parcel in a safe and secure location.
Evri have taken my parcel into a fucking forest
June 3, 2025 at 11:41 AM
Evri have taken my parcel into a fucking forest
ah, the Evri Delivery company but for war
HEGSETH ON IRAN: COULD BE FOUR, SIX, EIGHT WEEKS OR ANY NUMBER
March 31, 2026 at 12:46 PM
ah, the Evri Delivery company but for war
If it was Evri, they'd be telling the US that their F-35 parts were signed for by China, while actually delivering them to North Korea.
I hope it’s not with Evri or it will disappear from tracking. Never to be seen again.
September 24, 2026 at 5:55 PM
If it was Evri, they'd be telling the US that their F-35 parts were signed for by China, while actually delivering them to North Korea.
'Your parcel is with Evri'
November 17, 2025 at 1:37 PM
'Your parcel is with Evri'
His future working for Evri is secured.
March 3, 2026 at 12:06 PM
His future working for Evri is secured.
Because they fuck up evri parcel.
September 27, 2026 at 11:05 AM
Because they fuck up evri parcel.