not every woman could pull off having this amount of earwax
April 20, 2026 at 11:19 PM
not every woman could pull off having this amount of earwax
That’s not Shrek, that’s the lump of earwax he took out to use as a candle.
June 15, 2026 at 4:10 PM
That’s not Shrek, that’s the lump of earwax he took out to use as a candle.
All the good taste of an earwax lollipop.
November 9, 2025 at 12:48 AM
All the good taste of an earwax lollipop.
Is earwax meant to keep things from burrowing in or things from clawing their way out?
April 18, 2026 at 12:25 PM
Is earwax meant to keep things from burrowing in or things from clawing their way out?
My cat Muffin loves earwax. She sucks it off my pinky like a weird little bonding ritual. Now she raids the bathroom bin for used cotton buds and sucks them like earwax lollipops. I've created a monster. A deeply affectionate, disgusting monster.
July 16, 2025 at 10:20 PM
My cat Muffin loves earwax. She sucks it off my pinky like a weird little bonding ritual. Now she raids the bathroom bin for used cotton buds and sucks them like earwax lollipops. I've created a monster. A deeply affectionate, disgusting monster.
Scientists are able to determine the age of a blue whale by studying its earwax, which becomes dark during migration.
Each pair of dark and light earwax layers represents one year of life.
We promise no more earwax facts for a while.
Each pair of dark and light earwax layers represents one year of life.
We promise no more earwax facts for a while.
January 27, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Scientists are able to determine the age of a blue whale by studying its earwax, which becomes dark during migration.
Each pair of dark and light earwax layers represents one year of life.
We promise no more earwax facts for a while.
Each pair of dark and light earwax layers represents one year of life.
We promise no more earwax facts for a while.
like a pinocchio made out of earwax
Stephen Miller looks like somebody pickled a homunculus
July 18, 2026 at 5:01 PM
like a pinocchio made out of earwax
i drew a comic about an earwax cleaner
March 3, 2025 at 10:00 PM
i drew a comic about an earwax cleaner
May all his Halloween candy be earwax flavored.
I like black licorice.
I like black licorice.
September 19, 2026 at 8:57 PM
May all his Halloween candy be earwax flavored.
I like black licorice.
I like black licorice.
Went on a few dates with a lass & I ended things via text. Two years later, I was in the queue at the pharmacy & she emerged from the consultancy room. Couldn't face seeing her or telling her about my earwax problem so turned around & hastily left. Still have the earwax issue.
July 28, 2026 at 8:20 AM
Went on a few dates with a lass & I ended things via text. Two years later, I was in the queue at the pharmacy & she emerged from the consultancy room. Couldn't face seeing her or telling her about my earwax problem so turned around & hastily left. Still have the earwax issue.
I hate earwax… -_-
March 26, 2026 at 10:13 PM
I hate earwax… -_-
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August 28, 2026 at 11:03 PM
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Hey everyone: earwax update. After 5 lavages and a whole lot of deebrox, the doctor declared my ear is “mostly” clean of earwax. Thank you for your concern
June 8, 2026 at 5:56 PM
Hey everyone: earwax update. After 5 lavages and a whole lot of deebrox, the doctor declared my ear is “mostly” clean of earwax. Thank you for your concern
lol. Who was president in 2020, you barely sentient ball of earwax?
May 12, 2025 at 6:50 PM
lol. Who was president in 2020, you barely sentient ball of earwax?
candy corn, the devil's earwax or....
February 27, 2026 at 6:59 PM
candy corn, the devil's earwax or....
Whale Earwax Records Its Lifetime Exposure To Ocean Pollutants
#SciComm🧪 by @grrlscientist.bsky.social
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#SciComm🧪 by @grrlscientist.bsky.social
#whales🐋 #pollution #Ocean🌊 #ecology grrlscientist.medium.com/whale-earwax...
Whale Earwax Records Its Lifetime Exposure To Ocean Pollutants
Scientists have developed a new method for learning all sorts of interesting things about whales by studying their earwax.
grrlscientist.medium.com
April 20, 2026 at 7:02 AM
Whale Earwax Records Its Lifetime Exposure To Ocean Pollutants
#SciComm🧪 by @grrlscientist.bsky.social
#whales🐋 #pollution #Ocean🌊 #ecology grrlscientist.medium.com/whale-earwax...
#SciComm🧪 by @grrlscientist.bsky.social
#whales🐋 #pollution #Ocean🌊 #ecology grrlscientist.medium.com/whale-earwax...
just blocked my eardrum with earwax
December 18, 2025 at 5:49 AM
just blocked my eardrum with earwax
Your body produces more earwax when you're stressed.
December 28, 2024 at 8:20 PM
Your body produces more earwax when you're stressed.
Sheep! Earwax! www.sciencenews.org/article/shee... 🧪
Sheep earwax can record a dangerous diet
Sheep that eat death camas plants record the toxic meal in their earwax, a goopy health data repository that researchers are increasingly exploring.
www.sciencenews.org
December 17, 2024 at 6:55 PM
Sheep! Earwax! www.sciencenews.org/article/shee... 🧪
There has never been any human so fucking stupid. Ever. A ball of lint would do a better job. Earwax would do a better job. Viral diarrhea would do a better job.
July 29, 2026 at 7:51 PM
There has never been any human so fucking stupid. Ever. A ball of lint would do a better job. Earwax would do a better job. Viral diarrhea would do a better job.
My wife and I have identical AirPods, but we both use the rich patina of orange earwax on my pair to tell them apart.
April 4, 2026 at 5:20 PM
My wife and I have identical AirPods, but we both use the rich patina of orange earwax on my pair to tell them apart.
It's just earwax and corn syrup
April 17, 2025 at 2:00 PM
It's just earwax and corn syrup