Designing an elePHPant comes with one rule: the left side stays PHP. Fur color, nail color, and most of the other side are up to you. https://www.phparch.com/podcast/community-corner-podcast-elephpants-with-damien-seguy/ #PHP #elePHPant #Design
November 8, 2026 at 1:09 PM
Designing an elePHPant comes with one rule: the left side stays PHP. Fur color, nail color, and most of the other side are up to you. https://www.phparch.com/podcast/community-corner-podcast-elephpants-with-damien-seguy/ #PHP #elePHPant #Design
My PHPStan elePHPant has a magnifying glass and check marks for nails. Damien Seguy told me about an ink and paper company that used a drop of ink and a slab of paper. https://www.phparch.com/podcast/community-corner-podcast-elephpants-with-damien-seguy/ #PHP #elePHPant #PHPStan
November 9, 2026 at 1:15 PM
My PHPStan elePHPant has a magnifying glass and check marks for nails. Damien Seguy told me about an ink and paper company that used a drop of ink and a slab of paper. https://www.phparch.com/podcast/community-corner-podcast-elephpants-with-damien-seguy/ #PHP #elePHPant #PHPStan
elePHPant collectors skip the mail and use the CPS (the Community Postal Service), relaying elephants hand to hand. Some trades take years. https://www.phparch.com/podcast/community-corner-podcast-elephpants-with-damien-seguy/ #PHP #elePHPant #PHPCommunity
November 7, 2026 at 1:13 PM
elePHPant collectors skip the mail and use the CPS (the Community Postal Service), relaying elephants hand to hand. Some trades take years. https://www.phparch.com/podcast/community-corner-podcast-elephpants-with-damien-seguy/ #PHP #elePHPant #PHPCommunity
Elephpant spam, the only one that I allow.
November 2, 2026 at 4:06 PM
Elephpant spam, the only one that I allow.
don't let the elephpant come across me
November 1, 2026 at 4:36 PM
don't let the elephpant come across me
A partner manager saw PHP on Damien Seguy's prototype elePHPant: "PHP, what the hell is that?" Then it clicked: "PHP partner, helping partners." https://www.phparch.com/podcast/community-corner-podcast-elephpants-with-damien-seguy/ #PHP #elePHPant
November 4, 2026 at 1:07 PM
A partner manager saw PHP on Damien Seguy's prototype elePHPant: "PHP, what the hell is that?" Then it clicked: "PHP partner, helping partners." https://www.phparch.com/podcast/community-corner-podcast-elephpants-with-damien-seguy/ #PHP #elePHPant
Damien Seguy emailed PHP user groups about a plush elePHPant. New Zealand wrote back: "This one looks spammy. I want to believe. Tell me you're real." They ordered 50. https://www.phparch.com/podcast/community-corner-podcast-elephpants-with-damien-seguy/ #PHP #elePHPant
November 2, 2026 at 1:02 PM
Damien Seguy emailed PHP user groups about a plush elePHPant. New Zealand wrote back: "This one looks spammy. I want to believe. Tell me you're real." They ordered 50. https://www.phparch.com/podcast/community-corner-podcast-elephpants-with-damien-seguy/ #PHP #elePHPant
Want your own elePHPant? Damien Seguy starts with one question: what value do you want to put into it? "You don't buy an elephant, you adopt it." https://www.phparch.com/podcast/community-corner-podcast-elephpants-with-damien-seguy/ #PHP #elePHPant #DevRel
November 3, 2026 at 1:01 PM
Want your own elePHPant? Damien Seguy starts with one question: what value do you want to put into it? "You don't buy an elephant, you adopt it." https://www.phparch.com/podcast/community-corner-podcast-elephpants-with-damien-seguy/ #PHP #elePHPant #DevRel
Damien Seguy planned a chocolate factory stop on the way to a wedding. His wife: "Why does that sound like a trap?" Bart was in the parking lot waiting for 25 elePHPants. https://www.phparch.com/podcast/community-corner-podcast-elephpants-with-damien-seguy/ #PHP #elePHPant
November 6, 2026 at 1:19 PM
Damien Seguy planned a chocolate factory stop on the way to a wedding. His wife: "Why does that sound like a trap?" Bart was in the parking lot waiting for 25 elePHPants. https://www.phparch.com/podcast/community-corner-podcast-elephpants-with-damien-seguy/ #PHP #elePHPant
Damien Seguy once had 6,054 elePHPants in his home. "If you want to test the strength of your wedding vows, that's a good test." His wife stayed. https://www.phparch.com/podcast/community-corner-podcast-elephpants-with-damien-seguy/ #PHP #elePHPant
November 5, 2026 at 1:03 PM
Damien Seguy once had 6,054 elePHPants in his home. "If you want to test the strength of your wedding vows, that's a good test." His wife stayed. https://www.phparch.com/podcast/community-corner-podcast-elephpants-with-damien-seguy/ #PHP #elePHPant
Damien Seguy wants PHP 9 so he can make a PHP 9 elePHPant. The PHP group: "an elephant is not a reason to bump a version." So he built one with a swappable patch. https://www.phparch.com/podcast/community-corner-podcast-elephpants-with-damien-seguy/ #PHP #elePHPant
October 31, 2026 at 12:18 PM
Damien Seguy wants PHP 9 so he can make a PHP 9 elePHPant. The PHP group: "an elephant is not a reason to bump a version." So he built one with a swappable patch. https://www.phparch.com/podcast/community-corner-podcast-elephpants-with-damien-seguy/ #PHP #elePHPant
Vincent Pontier was doodling with the PHP logo when he saw it: the first P is an elephant's head and the second P is the back end. That doodle became the elePHPant. https://www.phparch.com/podcast/community-corner-podcast-elephpants-with-damien-seguy/ #PHP #elePHPant
November 1, 2026 at 1:02 PM
Vincent Pontier was doodling with the PHP logo when he saw it: the first P is an elephant's head and the second P is the back end. That doodle became the elePHPant. https://www.phparch.com/podcast/community-corner-podcast-elephpants-with-damien-seguy/ #PHP #elePHPant
elePHPant be like: address my security patches
October 30, 2026 at 1:35 PM
elePHPant be like: address my security patches
You need an elePHPant
October 28, 2026 at 7:30 PM
You need an elePHPant
Damien Seguy has 6,054 elePHPants at home. On Community Corner we traced PHP's plush mascot back to a logo doodle.
https://www.phparch.com/podcast/community-corner-podcast-elephpants-with-damien-seguy/?utm_source=social&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=scottkw&utm_content=2026-10-30
#PHP #PHPC
https://www.phparch.com/podcast/community-corner-podcast-elephpants-with-damien-seguy/?utm_source=social&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=scottkw&utm_content=2026-10-30
#PHP #PHPC
Community Corner Podcast: elePHPants with Damien Seguy | PHP Architect
In this episode, Scott talks with Damien Seguy about the history of the elePHPant, from Vincent Pontier’s logo doodle to 6,054 plush toys in Damien’s home, how the community trades them through the Community Postal Service, and what it takes to create your own. Chapters: 00:00 Intro 01:52 How the PHP logo became […]
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October 30, 2026 at 2:02 PM
Damien Seguy has 6,054 elePHPants at home. On Community Corner we traced PHP's plush mascot back to a logo doodle.
https://www.phparch.com/podcast/community-corner-podcast-elephpants-with-damien-seguy/?utm_source=social&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=scottkw&utm_content=2026-10-30
#PHP #PHPC
https://www.phparch.com/podcast/community-corner-podcast-elephpants-with-damien-seguy/?utm_source=social&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=scottkw&utm_content=2026-10-30
#PHP #PHPC
Daylight. Nightfall. Still waiting.
Peter explains why a released patch did not end the engineers’ wait.
20th Ping: ElePHPant Disaster
Reality, on a slightly different frequency.
Full episode: https://pinging.me/20th-ping
#PHP2Shell #PHP
Peter explains why a released patch did not end the engineers’ wait.
20th Ping: ElePHPant Disaster
Reality, on a slightly different frequency.
Full episode: https://pinging.me/20th-ping
#PHP2Shell #PHP
October 28, 2026 at 3:02 AM
Daylight. Nightfall. Still waiting.
Peter explains why a released patch did not end the engineers’ wait.
20th Ping: ElePHPant Disaster
Reality, on a slightly different frequency.
Full episode: https://pinging.me/20th-ping
#PHP2Shell #PHP
Peter explains why a released patch did not end the engineers’ wait.
20th Ping: ElePHPant Disaster
Reality, on a slightly different frequency.
Full episode: https://pinging.me/20th-ping
#PHP2Shell #PHP
Good luck addressing the elePHPant in the room *ba dum tss*
October 24, 2026 at 11:10 AM
Good luck addressing the elePHPant in the room *ba dum tss*
PHP2Shell, a sleepless producer, and some rather unwelcome guests.
20th Ping: ElePHPant Disaster
Reality, on a slightly different frequency.
Full episode: https://pinging.me/20th-ping
#PHP2Shell #PHP
20th Ping: ElePHPant Disaster
Reality, on a slightly different frequency.
Full episode: https://pinging.me/20th-ping
#PHP2Shell #PHP
October 25, 2026 at 3:01 AM
PHP2Shell, a sleepless producer, and some rather unwelcome guests.
20th Ping: ElePHPant Disaster
Reality, on a slightly different frequency.
Full episode: https://pinging.me/20th-ping
#PHP2Shell #PHP
20th Ping: ElePHPant Disaster
Reality, on a slightly different frequency.
Full episode: https://pinging.me/20th-ping
#PHP2Shell #PHP
they're torturing him as we speak. rip elephpant
October 21, 2026 at 10:01 PM
they're torturing him as we speak. rip elephpant
ElePHPant はさびしくわらってそう云った。
October 23, 2026 at 12:08 AM
ElePHPant はさびしくわらってそう云った。
I would love my friend with the ElePHPant collection to do an amusing photoshoot, but I suspect he's not in the mood for jokes.
October 22, 2026 at 1:00 PM
I would love my friend with the ElePHPant collection to do an amusing photoshoot, but I suspect he's not in the mood for jokes.
Oh jetzt hab ich vom ElePHPant im Raum gelesen. Nicht gut.
October 21, 2026 at 12:34 PM
Oh jetzt hab ich vom ElePHPant im Raum gelesen. Nicht gut.
🔥 This is fine. Everything is fine. ☕🐘 October 21, 2026: It’s a big day for security patches across open source. Here’s what you need to know, straight from the projects: 🐘 PHP: Two critical unauthenticated remote code execution vulnerabilities (CVSS 9.2). Update immediately to PHP 8.5.12,...
October 21, 2026 at 10:45 PM
🔥 This is fine. Everything is fine. ☕🐘 October 21, 2026: It’s a big day for security patches across open source. Here’s what you need to know, straight from the projects: 🐘 PHP: Two critical unauthenticated remote code execution vulnerabilities (CVSS 9.2). Update immediately to PHP 8.5.12,...
If I got nothing else from the #phpocalypse, I got this amazing header image from an article explaining what was going on 😁
October 21, 2026 at 3:25 PM
If I got nothing else from the #phpocalypse, I got this amazing header image from an article explaining what was going on 😁