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[Original post on imanageproducts.com]
November 2, 2026 at 10:45 AM
it would be better to treat this without reference to Yud's quantum sorcery doomsaying, but the "recipes for ruin" argument is obviously correct and a very legitimate thing to worry about. complexity attacks exist (c.f. PHPocalypse) and defending against them is much harder than setting them off
October 30, 2026 at 7:28 AM
kinda funny how I was thinking just the other day about the archive where I used to keep of all my fics back when I ran a network of fansites ... I used efiction to manage everything back then, wonder if they're still around and/or viable after the phpocalypse 🫠
October 30, 2026 at 2:35 PM
They don't specify, but i'm guessing it's the PHPocalypse that's been causing sites to have to hard shut down to fix
October 29, 2026 at 9:03 PM
It's official: the PHPocalypse is upon us.
[update] Identified: We estimate that service restoration for #AO3 will take around 2 weeks but it could be up to 4 weeks. We are hopeful that we will be able to bring the site back up in a degraded state sooner. If that does happen, there may be times when the site has ...
AO3 Down for Maintenance
We estimate that service restoration for #AO3 will take around 2 weeks but it could be up to 4 weeks. We are hopeful that we will be able to bring the site back up in a degraded state sooner. If that does happen, there may be times when the site has ...
stspg.io
October 29, 2026 at 8:41 PM
The internet is an elephant balanced on a piece of crockery held up by pipe cleaners, wearimg roller-skates.

On the latest "Smashing Security" podcast @jamesrball.com and I discuss the TLS cert fiasco, the PHPocalypse, and a new book's claims about who has hacked Jared Kushner's iPhone...
Smashing Security podcast #490: How Jared Kushner’s iPhone was allegedly hacked twice
Dutch spies, Russian hackers and Jared Kushner’s iPhone. It sounds like the ingredients for a thriller, but according to claims in a new book the US President’s son-in-law may have been hacked twice.
grahamcluley.com
October 30, 2026 at 1:35 PM
If AO3 is down, then it's true: The PHPocalypse is officially upon us.
October 29, 2026 at 8:44 PM
Was de reactie op PHP2Shell overdreven? Security stond op scherp en sites gingen preventief offline. Maar de voorspelde hackgolf bleef uit. Waarom? En kan de PHPocalypse nog komen?
De PHPocalypse bleef uit: waarom de PHP2Shell-waarschuwingen toch terecht waren
ebx.sh
October 28, 2026 at 9:21 AM
Was de reactie op PHP2Shell overdreven? Security stond op scherp en sites gingen preventief offline. Maar de voorspelde hackgolf bleef uit. Waarom? En kan de PHPocalypse nog komen?
De PHPocalypse bleef uit: waarom de PHP2Shell-waarschuwingen toch terecht waren
ebx.sh
October 28, 2026 at 9:44 AM
📣 Oct 27's #ThreatModelCybersecurity: Tracking the PHPocalypse, AI warning for Blender users, AfD emails hacked, & more 👩‍💻

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This week: tracking the PHPocalypse, Flock camera map takedown fails as map now lives on Proton’s Swiss servers, Crime Stoppers got hacked a
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October 27, 2026 at 6:43 PM
This week @ianlandsman.com and @aaronfrancis.com talk about Aaron's talk at @resend.com Forward, Ian's trip to the World Series, the PHPocalypse, Ian's dream job, and so much more.

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October 27, 2026 at 12:35 PM
🎙️ Just published a new episode of Mostly Technical: 155: The PHPocalypse. Have a listen:
155: The PHPocalypse
Ian and Aaron talk about Aaron's talk at Resend Forward, Ian's trip to...
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October 27, 2026 at 12:00 PM
Today on Threat Model: Proton defies Flock, hosts camera map from Swiss servers; Google illegally clearcut a Finnish forest for a datacentre and now wolves are hunting in local towns; Consumer Reports rips into smart home companies (incl Kohler, Anker, Garmin), more:

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October 27, 2026 at 9:17 PM
We shouldn't be surprised about the PHPocalypse, as the internet is built on sticks and glue
We shouldn't be surprised about the PHPocalypse, as the internet is built on sticks and glue
What better way to celebrate Cybersecurity Awareness Month than warning that three-quarters of the web is about to be set on fire?
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October 26, 2026 at 1:14 PM
even after PHPocalypse et al people keep missing this extremely basic point. I despair of our species
October 28, 2026 at 4:39 PM
We shouldn't be surprised about the PHPocalypse, as the internet is built on sticks and glue
We shouldn't be surprised about the PHPocalypse, as the internet is built on sticks and glue
What better way to celebrate Cybersecurity Awareness Month than warning that three-quarters of the web is about to be set on fire?
www.theregister.com
October 27, 2026 at 7:00 PM
We shouldn't be surprised about the PHPocalypse, as the internet is built on sticks and glue

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We shouldn't be surprised about the PHPocalypse, as the internet is built on sticks and glue
What better way to celebrate Cybersecurity Awareness Month than warning that three-quarters of the web is about to be set on fire?
www.theregister.com
October 26, 2026 at 4:56 PM
We shouldn't be surprised about the PHPocalypse, as the internet is built on sticks and glue

What better way to celebrate Cybersecurity Awareness Month than warning that three-quarters of the web is about to be set on fire?
#hackernews #news
We shouldn't be surprised about the PHPocalypse, as the internet is built on sticks and glue
What better way to celebrate Cybersecurity Awareness Month than warning that three-quarters of the web is about to be set on fire?
www.theregister.com
October 27, 2026 at 11:05 AM
We shouldn't be surprised about the PHPocalypse, as the internet is built on sticks and glue

https://www.theregister.com/security/2026/10/26/we-shouldnt-be-surprised-about-the-phpocalypse-as-the-internet-is-built-on-sticks-and-glue/5305186

What better way to celebrate Cybersecurity Awareness […]
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October 26, 2026 at 4:57 PM
I think it's cringe to think your trusted channel escalation is too serious to warrant a CVE on the same week as the PHPocalypse.
October 24, 2026 at 8:36 PM
We shouldn't be surprised about the PHPocalypse, as the internet is built on sticks and glue

#mediaor
We shouldn't be surprised about the PHPocalypse, as the internet is built on sticks and glue
What better way to celebrate Cybersecurity Awareness Month than warning that three-quarters of the web is about to be set on fire?
www.theregister.com
October 26, 2026 at 1:23 PM
"AI bug hunting & exploit detection kind of illustrates this bigger problem about the internet, especially these legacy systems that underpin government services & critical infrastructure. It is held together by duct tape and string, it's a massive problem."
www.theregister.com/security/202...
We shouldn't be surprised about the PHPocalypse, as the internet is built on sticks and glue
What better way to celebrate Cybersecurity Awareness Month than warning that three-quarters of the web is about to be set on fire?
www.theregister.com
October 27, 2026 at 5:27 PM