No that's just you, Elong
March 28, 2025 at 11:20 PM
No that's just you, Elong
You've come Elong way baby
November 16, 2024 at 10:14 PM
You've come Elong way baby
Ich bin sowas von Elong Murks am Shorten, LOL.
June 12, 2026 at 2:32 PM
Ich bin sowas von Elong Murks am Shorten, LOL.
Elong Musk salute? It's still a Nazi salute!
January 29, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Elong Musk salute? It's still a Nazi salute!
elong mus wie viel dass du mein wow forever char levels
October 5, 2026 at 5:02 PM
elong mus wie viel dass du mein wow forever char levels
Every time elong creates a new child it becomes woke
May 14, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Every time elong creates a new child it becomes woke
elong musk should, well
June 12, 2026 at 5:01 AM
elong musk should, well
Elong Mush takes credit for someone else’s idea - again.
For what it's worth, NASA already decided in August to bring back Butch & Suni via SpaceX: www.cnbc.com/2024/08/24/n...
They're planned to return as part of Crew-9 after Crew-10 launches in March: blogs.nasa.gov/commercialcr...
They're planned to return as part of Crew-9 after Crew-10 launches in March: blogs.nasa.gov/commercialcr...
January 29, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Elong Mush takes credit for someone else’s idea - again.
Elong Thrust. I'm dying.
New book OUT NOW:
Elongated Thrust has it all: billions, businesses, and a god complex to match. But no one appreciates his genius. Not the board. Not the press. Not even his many, many children.
So he makes an AI girlfriend.
amzn.eu/d/08pylSi9
Elongated Thrust has it all: billions, businesses, and a god complex to match. But no one appreciates his genius. Not the board. Not the press. Not even his many, many children.
So he makes an AI girlfriend.
amzn.eu/d/08pylSi9
September 2, 2026 at 10:20 PM
Elong Thrust. I'm dying.
the night of the elong knives
January 1, 2025 at 8:39 PM
the night of the elong knives
I cannot wait until this platform lets me mute Elong Mask’s name
November 29, 2023 at 11:04 PM
I cannot wait until this platform lets me mute Elong Mask’s name
elong Liked Epstein's parties!!!!
January 30, 2026 at 11:47 PM
elong Liked Epstein's parties!!!!
Is it safe here? How long till Elong finds us? 🫣
October 17, 2024 at 5:27 PM
Is it safe here? How long till Elong finds us? 🫣
elong meetin’ with modi like no big deal wtf
February 14, 2025 at 1:06 AM
elong meetin’ with modi like no big deal wtf
Elong asks, "why all the hate?"
Reasonable people reply, "because you're a Nazi and we hate Nazis."
Reasonable people reply, "because you're a Nazi and we hate Nazis."
March 19, 2025 at 8:53 AM
Elong asks, "why all the hate?"
Reasonable people reply, "because you're a Nazi and we hate Nazis."
Reasonable people reply, "because you're a Nazi and we hate Nazis."
elong -turn the damn veteran’s crisis line back on. now! or i’m gonna call your mama.
March 2, 2025 at 10:09 PM
elong -turn the damn veteran’s crisis line back on. now! or i’m gonna call your mama.
get elong musk to spend 44 billion dollars and tell him antifa is bullying yuo
October 18, 2024 at 4:50 AM
get elong musk to spend 44 billion dollars and tell him antifa is bullying yuo
If Elong Muthk was a misspelled planet, he’d be Urananus.
January 26, 2025 at 6:33 PM
If Elong Muthk was a misspelled planet, he’d be Urananus.
Hahahaha Musk stiehlt Merzens Moment to shine, keinen interessiert mehr, dass Fritze bei Donny war, weil Donny und Elong nun mit Geschirr werfen.
June 5, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Hahahaha Musk stiehlt Merzens Moment to shine, keinen interessiert mehr, dass Fritze bei Donny war, weil Donny und Elong nun mit Geschirr werfen.