#EnglishPeople
Do not worry, former Englishpeople, we will teach you our ways, like how to drink, how to vote in the Scottish Parliament, and how to pronounce the "ch" in "Loch". We will also introduce Scotrail services to Berwick so you can get rid of peak fares.
May 7, 2026 at 11:14 PM
thank you всем кто englishpeople🩵😭
September 12, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Well, luckily they eventually did.
Otherwise the United Kingdoms would have more than one kingdom. Perhaps each with their own distinct linguistic background and culture.
How would Englishpeople ever manage to find their way around if Welsh signs had Cymraeg first?
July 15, 2026 at 1:32 AM
Ei have a Videokonferenz with only englishpeople and mei English is not gut. Und ei have tu antwort questions about data Analysen. Great! 😬
August 27, 2024 at 12:40 PM
Englishpeople and their Shaun (of the Dead; the Sheep) movies, I can barely keep track
October 13, 2024 at 11:21 PM
All I have to add to the English pronunciation Discourse is that posh Englishpeople do not pronounce the final "r" in "Caesar" and "banner" but do pronounce the final "r" in "Louisa" and "Anna", and I think that tells you all you need to know about the sanctity of the language and its pronunciation.
August 19, 2024 at 4:23 AM
My hotel room window is open and all I can hear is ecstatic Englishpeople
July 11, 2026 at 9:48 PM
@LBC @ShelaghFogarty
in Gods name is wrong with your callers? The Monarchy is NOTHING but a MAFIA, always has been...
#EnglishPeople 🤡
November 14, 2024 at 3:32 PM
Please note for Englishpeople reading this: this is inauthentic in that there is zero brown sauce or black pudding and improper potatoes but I did at least have Heinz beans.
January 7, 2024 at 10:51 PM
I have since been commissioned (by one of your fellow Englishpeople, actually) to draw some Flight of Dragons characters, which means that the latter answer isn't ENTIRELY true, but close enough to it that it's still my answer
March 2, 2024 at 2:15 PM
going to do a big asterisk here: while i can't tell who OP is and where they are from, there are a lot of brits/englishpeople in this discourse, and the rise of the nuclear family in england occurred in the mid to late medieval age, not in the 20th century
May 8, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Of course, the French used to refer to Englishpeople as "goddams," but that was a long, long, long time ago.
Perhaps the relatively good showing of "goddam" for so long indicates that a lot of people were still talking about the play The Shanghai Gesture, but I can't know for sure.
June 5, 2024 at 2:25 PM
Englishpeople getting confused about words again aside: would
There is Yorkshire Burrito - it’s a Sunday roast wrapped in a giant thin Yorkshire pudding.
July 6, 2026 at 12:03 AM
January 17, 2025 at 7:28 PM
This is the sovereignty that the Englishpeople wanted, right? https://twitter.com/BBCDanielS/status/1148562054355267584
March 24, 2026 at 9:00 AM
You always hear Englishpeople whinging that they can't get Lipton's anymore, because of Brexit.
December 15, 2024 at 7:09 PM
English people are always like "I fancy a biscuit" #EnglishPeople
October 28, 2025 at 5:01 AM
During the song they started doing sing-along shout-outs to all the different nationalities in the room: "I'm a Ghanaian in London", etc. It was such a lovely, unifying moment: Nigerians, Ukrainians, Mexicans, Ghanaians, Palestinians and, yes, Englishpeople joining together in joyful song...
June 29, 2025 at 2:32 PM
"Spain fold faster than a Spanish omelette"? Technically true, as Spanish omelettes aren't folded.

¡Hala, España! Fala Espanya! Vaia España! Aupa, Espainia!

www.theguardian.com/football/liv...
July 27, 2025 at 1:43 PM
January 21, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Look, Englishpeople — YOU forced the world to speak English at the tip of a bayonet, you don't get to tell anyone else what counts as "English culture" anymore
Also, I know this is the tiniest thing given all the other people who are being attacked, but the equating of British with English is making me uncomfortable
February 22, 2026 at 10:23 AM
The Goddess Kali:

-dark skinned
-bites her tongue when embarrassed
-steps on her husband while he smiles in bliss

Victorian Englishpeople: OH MY GOD THIS IS AN EVIL DEMON WOMAN
May 27, 2025 at 11:44 AM
I do hope that Canada liberates historic lands of the Crown to protect ethnic Englishpeople from the tyranny and persecutions of the Trump regime.
December 13, 2024 at 2:18 AM