This is how dumb they sound to an epidemiologist.
August 19, 2026 at 2:47 AM
This is how dumb they sound to an epidemiologist.
An epidemiologist won the Democratic Primary!!!
A SCIENTIST! We have a REAL intelligent candidate for office!!!
A SCIENTIST! We have a REAL intelligent candidate for office!!!
August 6, 2026 at 2:04 AM
An epidemiologist won the Democratic Primary!!!
A SCIENTIST! We have a REAL intelligent candidate for office!!!
A SCIENTIST! We have a REAL intelligent candidate for office!!!
As an epidemiologist, I declare this to be an excellent substitute for fruits and vegetables during the cyclosporiasis epidemic.
July 14, 2026 at 8:23 PM
As an epidemiologist, I declare this to be an excellent substitute for fruits and vegetables during the cyclosporiasis epidemic.
I used to be a civilian epidemiologist for the Army. The optional-flu-vaccine policy won't last.
OTOH, failure to maintain good vaccination practice has proved consistently devastating, as @cmyeaton.bsky.social nicely reviews in "Crisis Averted" - my @wsj.com review (gift link)-> www.wsj.com/arts-culture... , relevant review excerpt below. @scottgottliebmd.bsky.social
April 22, 2026 at 2:14 AM
I used to be a civilian epidemiologist for the Army. The optional-flu-vaccine policy won't last.
I’m an epidemiologist. Sewage systems are sexy.
I’m an engineer. Sewage systems are sexy.
September 30, 2025 at 11:17 PM
I’m an epidemiologist. Sewage systems are sexy.
@kkjetelina.bsky.social
From Your Local Epidemiologist:
From Your Local Epidemiologist:
February 18, 2025 at 5:46 PM
@kkjetelina.bsky.social
From Your Local Epidemiologist:
From Your Local Epidemiologist:
I’m a sewage system. I also have a great personality.
September 30, 2025 at 11:33 PM
I’m a sewage system. I also have a great personality.
Ah yes, Ron Johnson: U.S. Senator and world renowned epidemiologist, valedictorian of the School of Vibes.
Ron Johnson claims "hundreds of thousands" of Americans died from covid vaccines
June 10, 2026 at 9:39 PM
Ah yes, Ron Johnson: U.S. Senator and world renowned epidemiologist, valedictorian of the School of Vibes.
If you're looking to get the latest COVID-19 vaccine, epidemiologist Katelyn Jetelina has two recommendations: call your doctor, and call your insurance company.
September 7, 2025 at 4:25 PM
If you're looking to get the latest COVID-19 vaccine, epidemiologist Katelyn Jetelina has two recommendations: call your doctor, and call your insurance company.
I’m a socialist mayor. Sewage systems are sexy.
October 1, 2025 at 2:58 AM
I’m a socialist mayor. Sewage systems are sexy.
Mississippi's new state epidemiologist is Dr. Renia Dotson.
She's the first Black woman to serve in the role.
She's the first Black woman to serve in the role.
Dr. Renia Dotson Named Mississippi’s New State Epidemiologist
Dr. Renia Dotson will serve as Mississippi’s new state epidemiologist and Theresa Kittle will serve as the deputy state epidemiologist.
www.mississippifreepress.org
January 16, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Mississippi's new state epidemiologist is Dr. Renia Dotson.
She's the first Black woman to serve in the role.
She's the first Black woman to serve in the role.
Surround yourself with death and dying on a daily basis” -Epictetus, (Stoic Philosopher)
“Say no more.” -RFK Jr (Roadkill connoisseur and Anti-epidemiologist)
“Say no more.” -RFK Jr (Roadkill connoisseur and Anti-epidemiologist)
May 1, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Surround yourself with death and dying on a daily basis” -Epictetus, (Stoic Philosopher)
“Say no more.” -RFK Jr (Roadkill connoisseur and Anti-epidemiologist)
“Say no more.” -RFK Jr (Roadkill connoisseur and Anti-epidemiologist)
Another excellent OpEd about RFK Jr.’s dangerous efforts to undermine vaccines, by author and former CDC epidemiologist Dr. Charles LeBaron.
thehill.com/opinion/heal...
thehill.com/opinion/heal...
thehill.com
February 27, 2026 at 7:26 PM
Another excellent OpEd about RFK Jr.’s dangerous efforts to undermine vaccines, by author and former CDC epidemiologist Dr. Charles LeBaron.
thehill.com/opinion/heal...
thehill.com/opinion/heal...
(clears throat)
Speaking as an infectious disease epidemiologist and lapsed pathogenic microbiologist, please don’t.
Speaking as an infectious disease epidemiologist and lapsed pathogenic microbiologist, please don’t.
September 18, 2024 at 11:32 PM
(clears throat)
Speaking as an infectious disease epidemiologist and lapsed pathogenic microbiologist, please don’t.
Speaking as an infectious disease epidemiologist and lapsed pathogenic microbiologist, please don’t.
Guess who just got both the updated COVID vaccine and flu shots today? Your dear Leader Trump. Maybe you should get them too.
Sincerely, An Epidemiologist Who Told You Trump Would Get COVID Booster.
Sincerely, An Epidemiologist Who Told You Trump Would Get COVID Booster.
October 11, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Guess who just got both the updated COVID vaccine and flu shots today? Your dear Leader Trump. Maybe you should get them too.
Sincerely, An Epidemiologist Who Told You Trump Would Get COVID Booster.
Sincerely, An Epidemiologist Who Told You Trump Would Get COVID Booster.
The parents of Conan O’Brien — Thomas Francis O’Brien, 95, an epidemiologist, and Ruth Reardon O’Brien, 92, a lawyer who made strides for women in the legal field — both died at their home in Massachusetts, three days apart. They were married for 66 years.
Conan O’Brien’s Parents Die 3 Days Apart
Thomas O’Brien, an epidemiologist, and Ruth O’Brien, a lawyer, juggled successful careers with raising six children, including the comedy star.
www.nytimes.com
December 13, 2024 at 10:44 PM
The parents of Conan O’Brien — Thomas Francis O’Brien, 95, an epidemiologist, and Ruth Reardon O’Brien, 92, a lawyer who made strides for women in the legal field — both died at their home in Massachusetts, three days apart. They were married for 66 years.
Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr.'s decision to cancel nearly half a billion dollars in federal funding for mRNA vaccine development is the "most dangerous public health decision" ever, epidemiologist Michael Osterholm said.
August 8, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr.'s decision to cancel nearly half a billion dollars in federal funding for mRNA vaccine development is the "most dangerous public health decision" ever, epidemiologist Michael Osterholm said.
“Measles ain’t nothing to fuck with.” - me, an infectious disease epidemiologist
Have to say that seeing people get sent to the ER lately “just to get tested for measles” is triggering some feelings and they are not good. I’m not doing this again. We have far fewer resources than the last time these freaks put us through this…which is really gonna suck for people that get sick.
April 28, 2025 at 10:27 PM
“Measles ain’t nothing to fuck with.” - me, an infectious disease epidemiologist
Do something smart. Follow an epidemiologist. Your life literally depends on it!
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@elizabethjacobs.bsky.social
Elizabeth Jacobs, PhD (@elizabethjacobs.bsky.social)
Epidemiologist. Professor Emerita. Blue in Arizona, forged in the Burgh.
When you’re going through hell, keep going. (Churchill)
1elizabethtjacobs1@gmail.com
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February 19, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Do something smart. Follow an epidemiologist. Your life literally depends on it!
@elizabethjacobs.bsky.social
@elizabethjacobs.bsky.social
think like an epidemiologist
i keep thinking, "little cat. has the vacuum cleaner ever once harmed you? at some point, don't you think you can come out of hiding?"
and then i figure, from the cat's point of view, the only reason the vacuum cleaner has not harmed her is - she goes into hiding
and then i figure, from the cat's point of view, the only reason the vacuum cleaner has not harmed her is - she goes into hiding
July 11, 2026 at 5:03 PM
think like an epidemiologist
Does a single epidemiologist support this view?
Robert F. Kennedy Jr., the secretary of Health and Human Services, and Brooke Rollins, secretary of Agriculture, have suggested that bird flu virus should be left to "rip" through poultry farms across the U.S. — but experts warn that this approach could hasten the beginning of a new pandemic
RFK's proposal to let bird flu spread through poultry could set us up for a pandemic, experts warn
HHS Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. and Secretary of Agriculture Brooke Rollins have expressed interest in letting H5N1 outbreaks spread unchecked through U.S. poultry farms. Health experts warn it co...
www.livescience.com
July 5, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Does a single epidemiologist support this view?
Yes need some epidemiologist & stats folk to set up a Trump/RFK excess mortality clock like the debt clock.
February 17, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Yes need some epidemiologist & stats folk to set up a Trump/RFK excess mortality clock like the debt clock.
Epidemiologist. Listen.
The possibility that RFK Jr. is going to undermine herd immunity in the United States grows increasingly likely.
This would mean that US will be responsible for starting numerous pandemics and potentially destroying the effectiveness of the entire globe’s vaccine arsenal.
This is bioterrorism.
This would mean that US will be responsible for starting numerous pandemics and potentially destroying the effectiveness of the entire globe’s vaccine arsenal.
This is bioterrorism.
May 2, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Epidemiologist. Listen.
Great thread from Your Local Epidemiologist on "Doing your own research"
1/ The phrase “ #Doyourownresearch” has become one of the most polarizing phrases in public health, exposing deep divides in how people approach health info and trust experts. YLE contributor @kmpanthagani.bsky.social breaks it down in her most recent health (mis)communication post 🧵
June 20, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Great thread from Your Local Epidemiologist on "Doing your own research"