Are the voters of Epsom actually fond of David Seymour? Because it would be extremely funny to have Goldsmith out on his racist arse
November 1, 2026 at 4:20 AM
Are the voters of Epsom actually fond of David Seymour? Because it would be extremely funny to have Goldsmith out on his racist arse
Kids in Epsom are probably dressing up as Chlöe Swarbrick Finance Minister this Halloween.
October 31, 2026 at 3:48 AM
Kids in Epsom are probably dressing up as Chlöe Swarbrick Finance Minister this Halloween.
It's called EPSOM SALTS
I need SELTZER for my BONES
November 3, 2026 at 6:25 PM
It's called EPSOM SALTS
Dear Epsom voters: You have the chance to do the funniest thing this election, by voting for _neither_ of them.
Key pleads with Epsom to back Goldsmith over Seymour, Henry calls National 'two-faced'
Key pleads with Epsom to back Goldsmith over Seymour, Henry calls National 'two-faced'
Coalition parties are scrapping over the election overhang strategy, rather than continuing their attacks against the left block.
www.rnz.co.nz
November 1, 2026 at 6:13 AM
Dear Epsom voters: You have the chance to do the funniest thing this election, by voting for _neither_ of them.
November 2, 2026 at 9:53 PM
John Key now appearing in Goldsmith videos asking everyone to disregard the 15 years of ACT in Epsom that he started with the cup of tea.
November 1, 2026 at 1:02 AM
John Key now appearing in Goldsmith videos asking everyone to disregard the 15 years of ACT in Epsom that he started with the cup of tea.
Ugh my neck is no longer solved by Epsom salt lotion rip
November 2, 2026 at 4:37 PM
Ugh my neck is no longer solved by Epsom salt lotion rip
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📍 Epsom, United Kingdom
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#看板の写真があったらあげる #Fotoshi #OpenStreetMap #GIS #StreetPhotography #PhotoOfTheDay
November 1, 2026 at 4:32 AM
June 8 Cafe & Bistro | Cafe by asturksever on Fotoshi
📍 Epsom, United Kingdom
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#看板の写真があったらあげる #Fotoshi #OpenStreetMap #GIS #StreetPhotography #PhotoOfTheDay
📍 Epsom, United Kingdom
fto.sh/i/uG03J3U1
#看板の写真があったらあげる #Fotoshi #OpenStreetMap #GIS #StreetPhotography #PhotoOfTheDay
Dunno. Reckon Epsom will, as is its wont, do as it's fucking told by sirjohnkey
November 1, 2026 at 4:12 AM
Dunno. Reckon Epsom will, as is its wont, do as it's fucking told by sirjohnkey
I swear, they will be the death of me. I hate that Epsom deal so much lol
November 1, 2026 at 5:15 AM
I swear, they will be the death of me. I hate that Epsom deal so much lol
Bloody hilarious that John Key, who benefited from the cup of tea helping Seymour into Epsom and telling Goldsmith to take the bullet cos he was safe on the list, is now pleading with Epsom voters to vote for Goldsmith to save his corrupt, racist, sorry ass that is no longer safe on the list.😂
November 1, 2026 at 5:25 AM
Bloody hilarious that John Key, who benefited from the cup of tea helping Seymour into Epsom and telling Goldsmith to take the bullet cos he was safe on the list, is now pleading with Epsom voters to vote for Goldsmith to save his corrupt, racist, sorry ass that is no longer safe on the list.😂
FINALLY in this epsom salt where I belong… 😩
October 31, 2026 at 8:31 PM
FINALLY in this epsom salt where I belong… 😩
Naked in an epsom.
November 1, 2026 at 11:53 PM
Naked in an epsom.
Softening us up for Dave the pedo protector of Epsom to be FM?
November 3, 2026 at 8:45 AM
Softening us up for Dave the pedo protector of Epsom to be FM?
November 3, 2026 at 9:28 PM
FAFO
Even Glenn McConnell is putting the boot in
"National now wants to win the seat, because its popularity has fallen so far that Goldsmith - a senior MP - is unlikely to be getting back on the party list."
#nzpol
Even Glenn McConnell is putting the boot in
"National now wants to win the seat, because its popularity has fallen so far that Goldsmith - a senior MP - is unlikely to be getting back on the party list."
#nzpol
Paul Goldsmith says he doesn't understand why David Seymour wants to remain Epsom MP
Paul Goldsmith says he doesn't understand why David Seymour wants to remain Epsom MPNational MP Paul Goldsmith, a long serving list MP for the party, is continuing to try and topple ACT leader David S...
www.tickaroo.com
November 1, 2026 at 2:31 AM
FAFO
Even Glenn McConnell is putting the boot in
"National now wants to win the seat, because its popularity has fallen so far that Goldsmith - a senior MP - is unlikely to be getting back on the party list."
#nzpol
Even Glenn McConnell is putting the boot in
"National now wants to win the seat, because its popularity has fallen so far that Goldsmith - a senior MP - is unlikely to be getting back on the party list."
#nzpol
I'm gonna need everybody in Epsom to vote for Lawrence Xu-Nan,
October 29, 2026 at 4:32 AM
I'm gonna need everybody in Epsom to vote for Lawrence Xu-Nan,
Good move. Not to mention they’ve turned Epsom Road into one lane of hell 😫
November 3, 2026 at 9:23 AM
Good move. Not to mention they’ve turned Epsom Road into one lane of hell 😫
One of my (Epsom) neighbors who says admiring things about David Seymour made the comment that Paul Goldsmith has the personality of a cockroach, so I think John Key has an uphill battle even in the RW demographic
November 1, 2026 at 12:25 AM
One of my (Epsom) neighbors who says admiring things about David Seymour made the comment that Paul Goldsmith has the personality of a cockroach, so I think John Key has an uphill battle even in the RW demographic
Trump and Peter Thiel disciples, Key and Luxon, are both panicking, worried about their privatisation and Americanisation agenda for NZ public services being in danger! Nat's internal polls must be really bad.
#nzpol #election26 #Luxon #JohnKey
www.thepost.co.nz/politics/361...
#nzpol #election26 #Luxon #JohnKey
www.thepost.co.nz/politics/361...
Key endorses Goldsmith in Epsom, MP admits National list ‘not as certain as it was’
Sir John Key says it’s clear to everyone the ACT Party doesn’t need the Epsom seat, and would like National backers to vote “two ticks blue”.
www.thepost.co.nz
November 1, 2026 at 1:17 AM
Trump and Peter Thiel disciples, Key and Luxon, are both panicking, worried about their privatisation and Americanisation agenda for NZ public services being in danger! Nat's internal polls must be really bad.
#nzpol #election26 #Luxon #JohnKey
www.thepost.co.nz/politics/361...
#nzpol #election26 #Luxon #JohnKey
www.thepost.co.nz/politics/361...
Suffering some unbelievable back pain, so it's time to resort to drastic measures. No, not exercise. A hot bath with Epsom salts.
November 1, 2026 at 4:38 AM
Suffering some unbelievable back pain, so it's time to resort to drastic measures. No, not exercise. A hot bath with Epsom salts.