#Every-language
[eyes wet, lips quivering]: every homeowner had to update their language
But for the “ordinary people with normal jobs” camp, the language absolutely changed and you had no say in it. You can check Zillow and Redfin right now- they do not have “master bedroom” anymore. Every homeowner had to update their language.
April 14, 2025 at 10:05 PM
The Epstein files should be unredacted and translated into every language.
February 12, 2026 at 3:37 PM
I think about this tweet every day
December 13, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Speaker Pro Tempore: You are to direct your comments to the chair.

Jeffries: You know what's interesting? Every time I come on this floor, I can use sharp language, he can use sharp language, you choose to admonish me. I don't work for you sir. I work for the American people.
May 22, 2025 at 9:54 AM
Every day, French becomes more of a joke language
August 30, 2025 at 1:19 AM
but this is... every language...
June 26, 2026 at 8:51 AM
I hope they localize Mother 3 into every single language except for English.
February 22, 2024 at 4:26 AM
A reporter needs to ask Trump what it’s like to be hated in every language on earth.
May 28, 2026 at 4:31 PM
There is not enough fuck you in every language on the planet for this.
February 25, 2026 at 10:06 PM
my love language is every time i see a bookstore i must go in.
February 15, 2025 at 4:24 AM
This kills me every time.

#language #humor #nerdhumor #linguistics
July 29, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Every object oriented language introduction starts with showing the clean hierarchy of dog and cat inheriting from animal, while every real codebase is like
i think this is a contender for the stupidest line of code i've ever written
August 22, 2026 at 12:52 AM
when someone tells you their main issue is “free speech” you just know they know every slur in every language and is currently using 100% of their brain capacity on which ones apply to you
January 9, 2025 at 6:46 PM
every single language turns into "AHHHHHHH"
play-by-play calls of last night’s winning basket from across Europe
June 11, 2026 at 10:28 PM
every body needs a friend with this love language tbh
As I have mentioned before, a dear friend’s love language is Weird Gifts By Mail.
June 27, 2026 at 12:19 AM
Primus sucks in every language
June 18, 2026 at 5:11 AM
You could write a book about the way NYT massacres the English language every time it talks about Israel. Indeed, in 1946, George Orwell did. It's "Politics and the English Language."
April 5, 2026 at 12:29 AM
Every Democratic Senator, Rep, Governor, Mayor and liberal commentator must use language like this
Chris Murphy: "We have days to stop the destruction of our democracy ... we are taking back this country from Elon Musk."
February 4, 2025 at 10:27 PM
It’s like every person of every language is against this song. English, Spanish, Portuguese, French, Arabic, Japanese, Korean, etc.
September 26, 2026 at 6:06 AM
Hungary is having an Orban regime change concert ahead of their election & I must say — “Still D.R.E.” is a banger in every language
April 10, 2026 at 10:01 PM
I made a coloring sheet for some reading week de-stressing for my #Linguistics / composition students
December 3, 2023 at 10:50 PM
IMO, instead of approaching this from the perspective of body type, I encourage you to approach this first the perspective of aesthetic language, which is rooted in culture. Every aesthetic language will have its own ideas about desired silhouettes.
May 20, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Every language is a love language when you love languages.
December 9, 2025 at 10:58 AM
Let’s stop softening the language. The pregnant detainees in the Texas ICE camp are children.
They are not “young women.” They are minors.
If pregnancies occurred while they were detained, every ICE officer must be investigated for child sexual assault.
These children must be freed.
March 21, 2026 at 5:30 PM