Bezos wedding guest takes us through her extravagant goodie bag from the wedding 💗
June 27, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Bezos wedding guest takes us through her extravagant goodie bag from the wedding 💗
I don't usually brag about extravagant trips but I just got home from the gas station. Very exclusive. Very pricey.
March 28, 2026 at 1:17 AM
I don't usually brag about extravagant trips but I just got home from the gas station. Very exclusive. Very pricey.
I need everyone to stop and admire this Louisvillian's extravagant commitment to tulips.
April 20, 2025 at 1:11 AM
I need everyone to stop and admire this Louisvillian's extravagant commitment to tulips.
June does not speak for The Onion in this instance. As a policy, we are open to extravagant, golden-toiletted sky palaces from all known petrostates.
just want to make it clear. i am NOT taking bribes from domestic or foreign entities. i would not do that. bribes are illegal
May 12, 2025 at 6:08 PM
June does not speak for The Onion in this instance. As a policy, we are open to extravagant, golden-toiletted sky palaces from all known petrostates.
I threw a ball for my dog.
May be a little extravagant, but he looks great in a tux.
May be a little extravagant, but he looks great in a tux.
May 4, 2026 at 2:01 PM
I threw a ball for my dog.
May be a little extravagant, but he looks great in a tux.
May be a little extravagant, but he looks great in a tux.
March 2, 2025 at 3:50 PM
When the Guadalupe River flooded in 2015, Kerr County Commissioner H.A. Baldwin rejected a $50,000 warning system, saying, “I think this whole thing is a little extravagant for Kerr County, with sirens and such.”
'Extravagant' sirens could have saved 80 lives.
'Extravagant' sirens could have saved 80 lives.
July 7, 2025 at 1:59 AM
When the Guadalupe River flooded in 2015, Kerr County Commissioner H.A. Baldwin rejected a $50,000 warning system, saying, “I think this whole thing is a little extravagant for Kerr County, with sirens and such.”
'Extravagant' sirens could have saved 80 lives.
'Extravagant' sirens could have saved 80 lives.
Have an extravagant jellyfish
January 1, 2026 at 3:41 AM
Have an extravagant jellyfish
Extravagant Friday night strech.
October 31, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Extravagant Friday night strech.
The most extravagant example of wank parking I've seen in some time.
March 21, 2026 at 1:07 PM
The most extravagant example of wank parking I've seen in some time.
"I threw a ball for my dog."
"Sounds extravagant, but it was his birthday, and he does look nice in a Dinner Jacket."
"Sounds extravagant, but it was his birthday, and he does look nice in a Dinner Jacket."
August 16, 2026 at 8:58 AM
"I threw a ball for my dog."
"Sounds extravagant, but it was his birthday, and he does look nice in a Dinner Jacket."
"Sounds extravagant, but it was his birthday, and he does look nice in a Dinner Jacket."
that thumbnail has the most extravagant haunted mansion energy
July 5, 2026 at 12:26 AM
that thumbnail has the most extravagant haunted mansion energy
Man who has long been despised at a distance makes extravagant arrangements to be despised up close.
Exclusive: Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth ordered hundreds of generals to travel on short notice from around the world to hear him make a short speech on military standards and the “warrior ethos.”
New details emerge on Hegseth’s unusual mass gathering of top brass
Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth has summoned hundreds of generals for what is expected to be a short lecture on the “warrior ethos.” But top brass is bracing for possible firings or demotions.
www.washingtonpost.com
September 26, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Man who has long been despised at a distance makes extravagant arrangements to be despised up close.
I've gotta stop planning these extravagant "the strait of hormuz is open" parties
April 18, 2026 at 9:46 PM
I've gotta stop planning these extravagant "the strait of hormuz is open" parties
Children should always come first... not extravagant useless ballrooms...
October 26, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Children should always come first... not extravagant useless ballrooms...
I do think extravagant lying is genuinely underrated by Democratic politicians!
January 8, 2025 at 9:33 PM
I do think extravagant lying is genuinely underrated by Democratic politicians!
I threw a ball for my dog. Extravagant, I know, but it was his 21st birthday.
June 19, 2025 at 3:31 PM
I threw a ball for my dog. Extravagant, I know, but it was his 21st birthday.
March 20, 2026 at 2:13 PM
Extravagant knee bending and enthusiastic sucking up are new skills for him.
November 23, 2024 at 9:35 PM
Extravagant knee bending and enthusiastic sucking up are new skills for him.
Nothing too extravagant, but I always loved these hanging 8-bit skeletons in Dracula’s dungeon.
Happy 40th anniversary Castlevania!
Happy 40th anniversary Castlevania!
September 27, 2026 at 1:29 AM
Nothing too extravagant, but I always loved these hanging 8-bit skeletons in Dracula’s dungeon.
Happy 40th anniversary Castlevania!
Happy 40th anniversary Castlevania!
We Are Being Priced Out Of Normal
We are being priced out of a house, car, groceries, childcare, and insurance.
Those were not extravagant expenses 20 years ago.
#GetReadyToVote #VoteBlue #Blues
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We are being priced out of a house, car, groceries, childcare, and insurance.
Those were not extravagant expenses 20 years ago.
#GetReadyToVote #VoteBlue #Blues
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September 27, 2026 at 2:31 PM
We Are Being Priced Out Of Normal
We are being priced out of a house, car, groceries, childcare, and insurance.
Those were not extravagant expenses 20 years ago.
#GetReadyToVote #VoteBlue #Blues
go.bsky.app/9muHQ2B
We are being priced out of a house, car, groceries, childcare, and insurance.
Those were not extravagant expenses 20 years ago.
#GetReadyToVote #VoteBlue #Blues
go.bsky.app/9muHQ2B
Tonight’s lilac-and-peach extravagant sunset, fire-escape edition:
September 25, 2026 at 11:07 PM
Tonight’s lilac-and-peach extravagant sunset, fire-escape edition:
First of all, evil is often banal, not extravagant and pronounced
When evil is extravagant and pronounced -- bold -- there is significant material gain involved
When evil is extravagant and pronounced -- bold -- there is significant material gain involved
February 7, 2025 at 5:13 PM
First of all, evil is often banal, not extravagant and pronounced
When evil is extravagant and pronounced -- bold -- there is significant material gain involved
When evil is extravagant and pronounced -- bold -- there is significant material gain involved
While we're at it, let's look into this extravagant "three meals a day" custom
December 25, 2025 at 6:34 AM
While we're at it, let's look into this extravagant "three meals a day" custom