#FloridaMan
Happy Birthday #FloridaMan Paul LePage! Wishing you much basking in the sun (you'll be doing it on our Governor's Pension dime) and reflection on your defeat because you didn't really care about Maine's 2nd but just a platform for your blowhard talk supporting Trump.

#ME02 #mepolitics #VoteBlue
October 9, 2026 at 2:35 PM
#PlaneAlert ICAO: #AD18D5 Tail: #N943FL Flt: N943FL
Owner: #RonDesantis
Aircraft: #Cessna Citation Latitude
2026-10-09 06:19:05 CDT
#C68A #Civ #Bizjet #FlyNavy #Floridaman #VanityPlate
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October 9, 2026 at 11:19 AM
Florida native here- no one asks questions anytime of the year if you buy those things there. Hurricane optional. 😆 #floridaman
October 7, 2026 at 9:02 PM
October 6, 2026 at 6:28 PM
GOP Mike Caruso pissed in his grandson's mouth after forcing him to perform fellatio.

#FloridaMan #GOP
October 5, 2026 at 11:47 PM
Taking #FloridaMan to the next level.
October 5, 2026 at 4:37 PM
October 5, 2026 at 2:35 AM
October 4, 2026 at 8:29 AM
Are you gullible enough to vote for nonresident #FloridaMan?
October 3, 2026 at 9:02 PM
youtube.com/shorts/RxJML... this leaves me deeply uncomfortable somehow
Buying houses in the 90s #shorts
YouTube video by FloridaMan Homes
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October 2, 2026 at 9:00 PM
Yo la dejaría entrar cuando ella quiera.
Artista original #floridaman
Traducción hecha por mi
#Furry #Pokemon #hentay #nsfw #yiff #Rule34
October 1, 2026 at 6:00 PM
🔵⭐️𝐅𝐥𝐨𝐫𝐢𝐝𝐚𝐦𝐚𝐧 𝐓𝐨𝐮𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐬 𝐆𝐫𝐚𝐬𝐬⭐️🔴
October 1, 2026 at 5:15 PM
Made it almost 12 hours into Sober October…. #FloridaMan 🍋‍🟩
October 1, 2026 at 3:58 PM
We're pretty sure he had a sinking feeling when his car stopped moving.

#capecod #car #FloridaMan #ocean #storm #OddNews
Florida Man Takes SUV for a Dip in the Atlantic During Nor’easter
We’re pretty sure he had a sinking feeling when his car stopped moving.
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September 30, 2026 at 5:36 PM
#PlaneAlert ICAO: #AD18D5 Tail: #N943FL Flt: N943FL
Owner: #RonDesantis
Aircraft: #Cessna Citation Latitude
2026-09-30 09:26:03 CDT
#C68A #Civ #Bizjet #FlyNavy #Floridaman #VanityPlate
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September 30, 2026 at 2:27 PM
September 30, 2026 at 12:02 PM
🔵⭐️𝐅𝐥𝐨𝐫𝐢𝐝𝐚𝐦𝐚𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐢𝐭 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐢𝐭 𝐩𝐮𝐫𝐩𝐥𝐞!⭐️🔴

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September 29, 2026 at 5:35 PM
Texas man arrested after 'intentionally' crashing into a closed Kroger to use bathroom: cops #TexasNews #CriminalMischief #StrangeNews #Kroger #FloridaMan
Texas man arrested after 'intentionally' crashing into a closed Kroger to use bathroom: cops
A 60-year-old Texas man crashed his vehicle into a closed Kroger because he needed to use the bathroom and now faces criminal mischief charges.
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September 28, 2026 at 4:36 AM
Florida man, 76, with suspended license allegedly admits to driving under the influence of rum, cocaine #FloridaMan #DUI #PolkCounty #Rum #Cocaine
Florida man, 76, with suspended license allegedly admits to driving under the influence of rum, cocaine
Charles Ducking, 76, allegedly showed deputies his rum cup and admitted to doing cocaine minutes before a traffic stop in Polk County, Florida.
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September 27, 2026 at 4:58 AM