So much flossing afterward
August 5, 2025 at 7:17 PM
So much flossing afterward
Now vaccine-deniers will quit flossing
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July 30, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Now vaccine-deniers will quit flossing
Actually the best life advice I ever got: Anything worth doing is worth doing poorly. A half-cleaned room is better than an uncleaned room. Occasionally flossing is better than never flossing. A 10-minute workout is better than no workout. When it’s all you can do to get out of bed, get out of bed.
May 10, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Actually the best life advice I ever got: Anything worth doing is worth doing poorly. A half-cleaned room is better than an uncleaned room. Occasionally flossing is better than never flossing. A 10-minute workout is better than no workout. When it’s all you can do to get out of bed, get out of bed.
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water flossing is just a mouth bidet
December 6, 2024 at 3:28 PM
water flossing is just a mouth bidet
there will be blood
— me, flossing
— me, flossing
June 24, 2025 at 12:07 AM
there will be blood
— me, flossing
— me, flossing
Flossing dog! One flossing dog!
This flossing dog belongs to @tinydeerguy.bsky.social. He's fun to draw!
This flossing dog belongs to @tinydeerguy.bsky.social. He's fun to draw!
May 23, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Flossing dog! One flossing dog!
This flossing dog belongs to @tinydeerguy.bsky.social. He's fun to draw!
This flossing dog belongs to @tinydeerguy.bsky.social. He's fun to draw!
Flossing three days before the dentist appointment and telling my gums "don't embarrass me"
April 15, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Flossing three days before the dentist appointment and telling my gums "don't embarrass me"
Fully dissociating while flossing atop the pride truck.
June 5, 2026 at 8:56 PM
Fully dissociating while flossing atop the pride truck.
flossing 364 times right quick before the dentist appointment
August 19, 2025 at 1:06 PM
flossing 364 times right quick before the dentist appointment
I started flossing six months before tomorrow's dental appt so they won't know I don't floss
October 20, 2025 at 4:05 AM
I started flossing six months before tomorrow's dental appt so they won't know I don't floss
Dentist: Have you been flossing?
Me: *deflects by consulting my burn book of dentist insults* Big talk from a guy who looks at tongues all day
Me: *deflects by consulting my burn book of dentist insults* Big talk from a guy who looks at tongues all day
February 12, 2026 at 1:14 AM
Dentist: Have you been flossing?
Me: *deflects by consulting my burn book of dentist insults* Big talk from a guy who looks at tongues all day
Me: *deflects by consulting my burn book of dentist insults* Big talk from a guy who looks at tongues all day
AND FLOSSING!!!
October 6, 2025 at 3:02 PM
AND FLOSSING!!!
Flossing with River__Mitchell
…find him on my IG
@macksturgis.g
@macksturgis.bsky.social
@chadnewlon.bsky.social
@thesacredjock.bsky.social
…find him on my IG
@macksturgis.g
@macksturgis.bsky.social
@chadnewlon.bsky.social
@thesacredjock.bsky.social
August 21, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Flossing with River__Mitchell
…find him on my IG
@macksturgis.g
@macksturgis.bsky.social
@chadnewlon.bsky.social
@thesacredjock.bsky.social
…find him on my IG
@macksturgis.g
@macksturgis.bsky.social
@chadnewlon.bsky.social
@thesacredjock.bsky.social
Dentist: have you been flossing?
[flashback to me picking steak out of my teeth with a potato chip the night before]
Me: religiously
[flashback to me picking steak out of my teeth with a potato chip the night before]
Me: religiously
January 16, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Dentist: have you been flossing?
[flashback to me picking steak out of my teeth with a potato chip the night before]
Me: religiously
[flashback to me picking steak out of my teeth with a potato chip the night before]
Me: religiously
Thou shalt not mix sex with flossing.
September 26, 2026 at 8:24 PM
Thou shalt not mix sex with flossing.
Your Daily Affirmation:
Flossing is a hoax!
Flossing is a hoax!
Flossing is a hoax!
Or at least that’s what I’m going to tell my dental hygienist, because if I don’t like doing something I should have a hoax to get out of it. Also waffles.
Flossing is a hoax!
Flossing is a hoax!
Flossing is a hoax!
Or at least that’s what I’m going to tell my dental hygienist, because if I don’t like doing something I should have a hoax to get out of it. Also waffles.
March 3, 2025 at 6:36 AM
Your Daily Affirmation:
Flossing is a hoax!
Flossing is a hoax!
Flossing is a hoax!
Or at least that’s what I’m going to tell my dental hygienist, because if I don’t like doing something I should have a hoax to get out of it. Also waffles.
Flossing is a hoax!
Flossing is a hoax!
Flossing is a hoax!
Or at least that’s what I’m going to tell my dental hygienist, because if I don’t like doing something I should have a hoax to get out of it. Also waffles.
Happy MCM flossing day.
August 17, 2026 at 2:13 PM
Happy MCM flossing day.
Dentist: “Have you been flossing?”
Me: “Define ‘been.’”
Me: “Define ‘been.’”
October 28, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Dentist: “Have you been flossing?”
Me: “Define ‘been.’”
Me: “Define ‘been.’”
