#Fossilize
It was custom for dinosaurs to fossilize their dead
November 10, 2025 at 1:42 PM
450 million years ago the majority of life in the oceans had soft bodies that did not fossilize very well. Their fossilized remains often appear as blurry stains upon a rock, but now and then a specimen is found with a well preserved body part, like this strange marrelomorph.
September 22, 2026 at 6:59 PM
Fun fact:

Cloth doesn’t fossilize. Dinosaurs could have all worn little hats. You can’t prove they didn’t.
July 24, 2024 at 1:00 PM
Wait, really? I assume because they break down the plant matter before it can properly fossilize?
September 24, 2026 at 3:09 PM
one morning this sadness will fossilize
and i will forget how to cry
October 4, 2024 at 1:55 PM
“Nipples just don’t fossilize.” -paleontologists

I hope some exotic geology proves them wrong.
June 10, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Any chance I could fossilize right now?
February 20, 2026 at 10:51 PM
one morning this sadness will fossilize #pixelart
July 7, 2026 at 2:54 PM
Millennials shouting okay boomer as we fossilize 90’s video game and movie culture into amber
August 17, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Nothing in common with anyone who wants an encore at a gig. Let me go home. I have rocked, now I wish to fossilize.
March 3, 2025 at 7:56 PM
This fossil is an example of what is called a "mortality plate" as it contains the remains of several animals that all died around the same time. Trilobites were some of the first animals to evolve an exoskeleton, and as a result fossilize very well compared to other Cambrian creatures.
February 7, 2026 at 7:59 PM
Under certain conditions the feathers could actually fossilize with the skeleton, and also a piece of amber was discovered with a preserved dinosaur tail with feathers.
June 3, 2026 at 5:03 AM
!?!? @suethetrex.bsky.social is a magic card???

I need this????

#MCChicago
February 21, 2025 at 7:07 PM
one morning this sadness will fossilize
and i will forget how to cry
October 19, 2024 at 7:01 PM
also “i will fossilize your knees”
July 21, 2026 at 7:35 PM
Didn’t know it was possible to fossilize a car
April 10, 2026 at 9:27 PM
Anyone want to get sucked into a tar pit with me where our bones eventually intertwine and fossilize to be admired millions of years later by beings we could scarcely understand?
December 18, 2025 at 4:39 PM
This fossil is an example of what is called a "mortality plate" as it contains the remains of several animals that all died around the same time. Trilobites were some of the first animals to evolve an exoskeleton, and as a result fossilize very well compared to other Cambrian creatures.
November 29, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Fun Fact: Trilobites evolved eyes made out of hard calcite minerals. These little crystal eyes fossilize beautifully!

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September 19, 2025 at 9:49 PM
THERAPIST: So, what brings you in today?

ME: We’ll never know what dinosaurs actually looked like because soft tissue doesn’t fossilize except for rare instances. T. rex could have had a giant comb and wattle like a chicken.

THERAPIST: Oh fuck, he’d look ridiculous.

ME: *starts crying*
February 5, 2025 at 3:10 PM
one morning this sadness will fossilize
one morning this sadness will fossilize
one morning this sadness will fossilize
one morning this sadness will fossilize
one morning this sadness will fossilize
February 13, 2025 at 3:13 AM
I want to lie face down in soft mud and allow the march of time to fossilize my remains
April 9, 2026 at 4:52 AM
when i'm dead, please fossilize me
July 22, 2026 at 7:09 AM
Good thing it's not just bones that can fossilize. This is a 17 million year old leaf I found in Oregon last year.
May 27, 2026 at 3:15 AM