Nation’s Fuckups Announce Plan To Get Shit Together For Real This Time https://theonion.com/nations-fuckups-announce-plan-to-get-shit-together-for-real-this-time/
April 5, 2026 at 3:00 PM
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Nation’s Fuckups Announce Plan To Get Shit Together For Real This Time
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March 21, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Nation’s Fuckups Announce Plan To Get Shit Together For Real This Time
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nazis but also a buncha constant hopeless fuckups
BREAKING🚨: 120 buoys staged for Trump's Rio Grande floating barrier broke loose near Eagle Pass, closing bridges. They're drifting toward Laredo, where officials declared an emergency, expecting them at the Colombia Bridge by Sunday, threatening water supplies & trade.
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Breaking News: Laredo on Alert as Trump's Buoys Cause Chaos on the Rio Grande, Close International Bridges
Hundreds of massive orange buoys staged for a controversial DHS floating barrier project broke free near Eagle Pass and are now drifting toward Laredo, threatening bridges, commerce, drinking water su...
www.theborderchronicle.com
July 18, 2026 at 4:05 AM
nazis but also a buncha constant hopeless fuckups
Wie schaffen wie es als Gesellschaft, von den Masken-Fuckups von Jens Spahn abzulenken?
June 25, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Wie schaffen wie es als Gesellschaft, von den Masken-Fuckups von Jens Spahn abzulenken?
Normalize apologizing for fuckups. Just in general.
October 21, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Normalize apologizing for fuckups. Just in general.
More fuckups! Now putting another life in danger.
April 1, 2025 at 6:10 PM
More fuckups! Now putting another life in danger.
ChatGPT 4o is one of the worst consumer product safety fuckups of my lifetime.
ChatGPT fed a mass shooter’s violent fantasies and planning up to the day of the school massacre he carried out, according to this unsettling new investigation by our national affairs editor @markfollman.bsky.social.
ChatGPT helped the Tumbler Ridge school shooter focus on guns, tactics, and terror, our investigation reveals
OpenAI’s chatbot fed the shooter’s violent fantasies and planning up to the massacre.
www.motherjones.com
September 27, 2026 at 10:46 PM
ChatGPT 4o is one of the worst consumer product safety fuckups of my lifetime.
Incompetents and fuckups.
During a Senate hearing, Director of National Intelligence Tulsi Gabbard refused to answer a question as to whether she was the “TG” who participated in the Signal group chat about the administration’s military plans in Yemen.
Gabbard said she didn’t want to get into specifics. wapo.st/4jlXfp1
Gabbard said she didn’t want to get into specifics. wapo.st/4jlXfp1
March 25, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Incompetents and fuckups.
oh I see this year's Worldcon fuckups are getting started *early* early
Statement From Worldcon Chair: We have received questions regarding Seattle’s use of AI tools in our vetting process for program participants. In the interest of transparency, we will explain the process of how we are using a Large… seattlein2025.org?p=3859
Statement From Worldcon Chair
We have received questions regarding Seattle’s use of AI tools in our vetting process for program participants. In the interest of transparency, we will explain the process of how we are using a Large...
seattlein2025.org
April 30, 2025 at 8:37 PM
oh I see this year's Worldcon fuckups are getting started *early* early
Hard to believe the biggest fuckups in the history of the world fucked this up
"U.S. officials called London insurers and brokers, trying to figure out how the market operates, industry insiders said."
When applied to the current administration, I urge caution in using terms like "plans," "strategy," "policy," or "doctrine."
www.wsj.com/finance/u-s-...
When applied to the current administration, I urge caution in using terms like "plans," "strategy," "policy," or "doctrine."
www.wsj.com/finance/u-s-...
U.S. Plan to Unblock Strait of Hormuz Collides With Realities of Global Insurance
The U.S.-centric insurance idea runs counter to the realities of an international market, according to industry executives.
www.wsj.com
March 12, 2026 at 1:35 AM
Hard to believe the biggest fuckups in the history of the world fucked this up
fixing some small fuckups
December 17, 2025 at 11:34 PM
fixing some small fuckups
Hard to believe the world’s biggest fuckups are fucking this war up so bad.
NEW: Growing fears of food shortages on USS Tripoli & other US ships in the Middle East.
This photo is the kind of meals now being served. It was sent by a sailor to her family.
Families are now trying to send food parcels to the ships.
Full story 👉 www.usatoday.com/story/news/p...
This photo is the kind of meals now being served. It was sent by a sailor to her family.
Families are now trying to send food parcels to the ships.
Full story 👉 www.usatoday.com/story/news/p...
April 17, 2026 at 12:17 AM
Hard to believe the world’s biggest fuckups are fucking this war up so bad.
The more he fucks up, the more he only listens to Fuckups.
Saturday afternoon: Trump urges everyone to watch Mark Levin.
Saturday night: Levin advocates further US action in Iran, says "we've gotta get the uranium."
Sunday night: WSJ reports Trump is "weighing a military operation to extract nearly 1,000 pounds of uranium from Iran."
Saturday night: Levin advocates further US action in Iran, says "we've gotta get the uranium."
Sunday night: WSJ reports Trump is "weighing a military operation to extract nearly 1,000 pounds of uranium from Iran."
March 30, 2026 at 2:04 AM
The more he fucks up, the more he only listens to Fuckups.
fuckups and incompetents
April 14, 2025 at 8:00 PM
fuckups and incompetents
I don't care about Hunter Biden I've known several more worthwhile fuckups
December 2, 2024 at 1:12 AM
I don't care about Hunter Biden I've known several more worthwhile fuckups
lol lmao, too many fuckups even for Trump 2.0
BREAKING NEWS: The White House has begun the process of looking for a new secretary of defense, according to a U.S. official who was not authorized to speak publicly.
The White House has begun process of looking for new secretary of defense
The White House has begun the process of looking for a new secretary of defense, according to a U.S. official who was not authorized to speak publicly.
www.npr.org
April 21, 2025 at 5:30 PM
lol lmao, too many fuckups even for Trump 2.0
I fell asleep at 6:30, and so here I am at 2am with all you other fuckups.
November 24, 2024 at 7:44 AM
I fell asleep at 6:30, and so here I am at 2am with all you other fuckups.
We've had fuckups in the White House before, but never a president who seemed so deliberately intent on being a fuckup.
It's been said before, but if these people were actual agents of an enemy power seeking to divide, dismantle and destroy the USA they wouldn't be doing anything different.
It's been said before, but if these people were actual agents of an enemy power seeking to divide, dismantle and destroy the USA they wouldn't be doing anything different.
October 2, 2025 at 1:43 PM
We've had fuckups in the White House before, but never a president who seemed so deliberately intent on being a fuckup.
It's been said before, but if these people were actual agents of an enemy power seeking to divide, dismantle and destroy the USA they wouldn't be doing anything different.
It's been said before, but if these people were actual agents of an enemy power seeking to divide, dismantle and destroy the USA they wouldn't be doing anything different.
What a bunch of fuckups
January 29, 2025 at 6:06 PM
What a bunch of fuckups
gonna start blaming my irl fuckups on AI hallucinations. i didn't spill my beer in my keyboard again. AI did that
July 4, 2025 at 2:10 AM
gonna start blaming my irl fuckups on AI hallucinations. i didn't spill my beer in my keyboard again. AI did that
Watching Slow Horses for the first time, few episodes in, I love these useless fuckups
October 27, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Watching Slow Horses for the first time, few episodes in, I love these useless fuckups
Law enforcement seems intent on making enough fuckups that Robinson will AT LEAST bollox their death penalty claims if not far more.
The tech company whose platform authorities claim Charlie Kirk’s alleged killer used to plan his murder has denied their version of events.
Tech Platform Denies Key Part of Case Against Kirk Suspect
Its owner took issue with claims by Utah’s governor about Tyler Robinson.
trib.al
September 12, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Law enforcement seems intent on making enough fuckups that Robinson will AT LEAST bollox their death penalty claims if not far more.
Stochastic fuckups! Just what everyone needs
OpenAI ”acknowledged in its own research that LLMs will always produce hallucinations due to fundamental mathematical constraints that cannot be solved through better engineering, marking a significant admission from one of the AI industry’s leading companies.”
You can’t trust chatbots.
You can’t trust chatbots.
OpenAI admits AI hallucinations are mathematically inevitable, not just engineering flaws
In a landmark study, OpenAI researchers reveal that large language models will always produce plausible but false outputs, even with perfect data, due to fundamental statistical and computational limi...
www.computerworld.com
February 15, 2026 at 10:40 PM
Stochastic fuckups! Just what everyone needs