#Functional
Counterpoint: why have functional national parks when you can spend billions on data centres, checkmate leftists
Cuts underway at Parks Canada: Nearly 3,000 workers receive notice jobs will be impacted; 13 park warden detachments to close; search and rescue dog program axed; visitor program, outreach and camping services to be scaled back
www.theglobeandmail.com/canada/artic...
Nearly 3,000 Parks Canada employees face potential job cuts
Work force adjustment expected to eliminate about 500 full-time-equivalent positions, close 13 park-warden detachments
www.theglobeandmail.com
November 9, 2026 at 5:50 PM
Well, now we get to see of Congress is still functional and whether it has any power left.
November 9, 2026 at 7:28 PM
There's no place in a functional society for Elon Musk: defector.com/there-is-no-...
There Is No Place In A Functional Society For Elon Musk | Defector
Elon Musk reportedly spent nearly half a billion dollars on the 2026 election, all of it going toward the effort to keep Donald Trump and the Republican Party in control of the entire U.S.…
defector.com
November 5, 2026 at 3:37 PM
It's just so functional
November 9, 2026 at 10:10 PM
MIDDLE AGE ADVENTURES

I bought a new washer last week. It is practical and functional.
November 9, 2026 at 7:45 PM
PM/government-ending scandal in any minimally functional parliamentary democracy. Presidentialism was a grave mistake.
November 8, 2026 at 11:06 PM
The fireworks at the Gurdwara next to church started minutes after our service ended, and that wasn't an accident, and is another example of functional multiculturalism in action.
November 8, 2026 at 9:00 PM
just posted at The Atlantic --

(gift link, no paywall)

www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/1...
The Collapse of America’s Most Consequential Institution
Without a functional Department of Justice, no one can ensure that Americans will be treated equally under the law.
www.theatlantic.com
November 9, 2026 at 6:35 PM
In a functional democracy, Blanche would be removed for this sentence alone.
That’s not how it’s supposed to work. Government lawyers represent the government, not any individual, even the president.
November 7, 2026 at 5:37 PM
imagine a functional Popeyes
November 9, 2026 at 9:29 PM
You know what would put a very quick end to this bullshit?

A functional Federal Trade Commission.
Google Tries to Blackmail Schools Into Using Its AI Tools
The tech giant is threatening to turn off its web search for schools that reject artificial intelligence.
newrepublic.com
November 6, 2026 at 6:01 AM
November 5, 2026 at 8:30 PM
If you can’t see that re-electing Chuck Schumer as majority leader is the functional equivalent of backing Joe Biden’s re-election bid, I don’t know what to tell you.

People voted for change.

Give it to them.
November 5, 2026 at 8:55 PM
in a functional world you could call child protective services on someone for saying this
November 9, 2026 at 4:48 AM
There's no place in a functional society for capitalism
November 7, 2026 at 8:14 AM
the only “functional beverage” I respect
November 10, 2026 at 12:37 AM
neat how it takes you back to a functional search engine
ign.com IGN @ign.com · 7d
Google just got a The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time Easter egg that transports you back to the 1998 version of the search engine — complete with blue links for results. https://bit.ly/4itLs8X
November 2, 2026 at 1:31 PM
magnetrose washing dishes. im a functional member of society. praise me
November 8, 2026 at 5:46 PM
non functional trucks
November 7, 2026 at 5:33 PM
Or that progressive politicians aren't really advocating for anything that's particularly extreme? (a functional health care system, regulators that actually work, decent child care)
November 7, 2026 at 1:28 AM
Russia will have no refineries, warehouses, functional airports, money or healthy people.
November 7, 2026 at 12:30 PM
this really doesn’t make sense to me.

wotc routinely says they don’t do functional errata and they don’t like having rules text that doesn’t match printed cards…but then they do a completely pointless functional errata that makes the printed card not match the rules text.

what are we d o i n g. 😵‍💫
November 6, 2026 at 6:45 PM
functional strength + stairclimber #sweetsweat
November 8, 2026 at 2:58 PM
what is the ugliest least functional building you love with all your heart
November 9, 2026 at 9:28 PM
What does @jaketapper.bsky.social have to say about Donald's inability to be a fully functional President in 2025 and 2026?
November 9, 2026 at 3:44 PM