Militant Transgender Functionary
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September 25, 2026 at 11:14 AM
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And prosecuted from its leadership to its least functionary.
ICE is incompatible with a constitutional democracy and must be abolished.
ICE must change its violent ways. The last thing Americans want is ICE detaining passengers at airports and making things worse.
Sometimes the simplest solution is the best: Fund TSA, rein in ICE, and move our country in the right direction.
Sometimes the simplest solution is the best: Fund TSA, rein in ICE, and move our country in the right direction.
March 24, 2026 at 2:20 AM
And prosecuted from its leadership to its least functionary.
Now the *other* recent Fox-host-turned government functionary, Hegseth, comes up. His first words are praise for Trump.
January 30, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Now the *other* recent Fox-host-turned government functionary, Hegseth, comes up. His first words are praise for Trump.
So, the U.S. Attorney General is threatening a sitting Congresswoman against offering her opinion about the actions of a rogue functionary acting outside the bounds of his formal authority?
March 23, 2025 at 10:18 PM
So, the U.S. Attorney General is threatening a sitting Congresswoman against offering her opinion about the actions of a rogue functionary acting outside the bounds of his formal authority?
Trump’s election represents the triumph of normal Americans (a South African billionaire who does nothing but post all day) over unaccountable elites (a mid-level functionary in the EPA office of water enforcement with $25,000 in student loans)
November 22, 2024 at 10:14 PM
Trump’s election represents the triumph of normal Americans (a South African billionaire who does nothing but post all day) over unaccountable elites (a mid-level functionary in the EPA office of water enforcement with $25,000 in student loans)
Hoekstra - minor functionary, major asshole
July 5, 2026 at 1:34 AM
Hoekstra - minor functionary, major asshole
"humorless functionary" isn't the worst outcome there. Imagine gopnik Worf
May 30, 2026 at 4:43 PM
"humorless functionary" isn't the worst outcome there. Imagine gopnik Worf
*Uh, what happens when every single functionary in your Presidency and cabinet is a rogue-state crime lord
February 14, 2025 at 5:08 PM
*Uh, what happens when every single functionary in your Presidency and cabinet is a rogue-state crime lord
Putting my marker on this being some dipshit mid-level fascist functionary asking AI for an inspiring Roosevelt quote.
Big banner with a Teddy quote about courage on the Theodore Roosevelt Federal Building, headquarters of OPM. Only discrepancy is that the 26th president never said this.
June 15, 2026 at 8:43 PM
Putting my marker on this being some dipshit mid-level fascist functionary asking AI for an inspiring Roosevelt quote.
wait Lee Zeldin's nutso claim that the Biden EPA was smuggling gold bars comes from an analogy some EPA functionary used on a surreptitiously recorded date? lol these people are completely insane.
I can't imagine a sadder life than lying about yourself on dating apps just to make life hell for a low-level bureaucrat. www.nytimes.com/2025/07/01/c...
An Offhand Remark About Gold Bars, Secretly Recorded, Upended His Life
www.nytimes.com
July 1, 2025 at 5:53 PM
wait Lee Zeldin's nutso claim that the Biden EPA was smuggling gold bars comes from an analogy some EPA functionary used on a surreptitiously recorded date? lol these people are completely insane.
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May 26, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Free Webinar: "Functionary prisoners at Auschwitz
26 May (Wed) | 4 pm (CEST)
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4:05-5:35 | Functionary Prisoners in KL Auschwitz - Lecture
5:40-6:25 | "He Belonged to the Moderately Bad…" Following the First Thirty Functionary Prisoners of KL Auschwitz
26 May (Wed) | 4 pm (CEST)
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5:40-6:25 | "He Belonged to the Moderately Bad…" Following the First Thirty Functionary Prisoners of KL Auschwitz
Reince Priebus acts like something you get out a Star Wars Mid-Level Imperial Functionary Generator
April 20, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Reince Priebus acts like something you get out a Star Wars Mid-Level Imperial Functionary Generator
Some ICE functionary goes to Sandals and all of the sudden Interpol sends him to The Hague.
March 21, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Some ICE functionary goes to Sandals and all of the sudden Interpol sends him to The Hague.
American style democracy is a joke. at the national level your vote is increasingly literally meaningless because of the Electoral College and gerrymandering. at the local level you’re supposed to vote for random party functionary offices you’ve got to be 9 levels deep to know what they even do
ah fuck the guy who would tell me how to vote in local elections moved to los angeles and now i have to engage in the democratic process myself
May 19, 2026 at 8:27 PM
American style democracy is a joke. at the national level your vote is increasingly literally meaningless because of the Electoral College and gerrymandering. at the local level you’re supposed to vote for random party functionary offices you’ve got to be 9 levels deep to know what they even do
It's not just a coup.
It's a coup being executed by white supremacists and Christofascists.
And Darren Beattie isn't merely some new minor functionary—he's been given what's considered one of the ten most powerful jobs at Foggy Bottom.
He wants us to abandon Ukraine to Russia and Taiwan to China.
It's a coup being executed by white supremacists and Christofascists.
And Darren Beattie isn't merely some new minor functionary—he's been given what's considered one of the ten most powerful jobs at Foggy Bottom.
He wants us to abandon Ukraine to Russia and Taiwan to China.
February 3, 2025 at 6:50 PM
It's not just a coup.
It's a coup being executed by white supremacists and Christofascists.
And Darren Beattie isn't merely some new minor functionary—he's been given what's considered one of the ten most powerful jobs at Foggy Bottom.
He wants us to abandon Ukraine to Russia and Taiwan to China.
It's a coup being executed by white supremacists and Christofascists.
And Darren Beattie isn't merely some new minor functionary—he's been given what's considered one of the ten most powerful jobs at Foggy Bottom.
He wants us to abandon Ukraine to Russia and Taiwan to China.
it's not GOOD if some streamer or DSA functionary believes disinformation about Ukraine.
but that belief has minimal impact on the world whereas the fantasies believed by people in power very much do.
Right-wing fantasies about Ukraine (and everything else) are killing people now. Today.
but that belief has minimal impact on the world whereas the fantasies believed by people in power very much do.
Right-wing fantasies about Ukraine (and everything else) are killing people now. Today.
Zeroing in on what you consider to be a bad foreign policy take from the DSA while ignoring the bad foreign policy takes of every single person in government is quite simply not the behavior of a serious person.
August 11, 2026 at 2:11 AM
it's not GOOD if some streamer or DSA functionary believes disinformation about Ukraine.
but that belief has minimal impact on the world whereas the fantasies believed by people in power very much do.
Right-wing fantasies about Ukraine (and everything else) are killing people now. Today.
but that belief has minimal impact on the world whereas the fantasies believed by people in power very much do.
Right-wing fantasies about Ukraine (and everything else) are killing people now. Today.
Across public speeches, little-noticed interviews, and secretly made recordings, the Trump functionary-turned-MAGA policy influencer has spent several years enunciating his belief: America was founded as a Christian nation, and is intended to be governed that way
“We’re not a secular country. That we are a Christian Nation as founded and that should be shared by everyone even if they have religious liberty for another faith.” talkingpointsmemo.com/news/the-chr...
The ‘Christian Nation-ist’ Set To Take Control Of The Federal Government
Russ Vought wants to make America Christian again. And he has put quite a bit of thought into what that might look like. Across public speeches, little-noticed interviews, and secretly made recordings...
talkingpointsmemo.com
November 27, 2024 at 3:05 AM
Across public speeches, little-noticed interviews, and secretly made recordings, the Trump functionary-turned-MAGA policy influencer has spent several years enunciating his belief: America was founded as a Christian nation, and is intended to be governed that way
In particular, one of his "wallets", a functionary of Russian military intelligence and one of his collaborators.
November 9, 2025 at 1:14 PM
In particular, one of his "wallets", a functionary of Russian military intelligence and one of his collaborators.
Fascist functionary
November 7, 2024 at 11:07 PM
Fascist functionary
Trump is looting the government to pay off January 6ers who attacked the fucking capitol and Biden wouldn’t even get rid of the functionary who fucked up the mail system.
May 18, 2026 at 6:28 PM
Trump is looting the government to pay off January 6ers who attacked the fucking capitol and Biden wouldn’t even get rid of the functionary who fucked up the mail system.
Somewhere deep within the rotting corpse of the company formerly known as Twitter, some poor functionary heaves a sigh and resets the "Days Since Last Rake-Stepping" counter back to 0.
November 29, 2023 at 11:44 PM
Somewhere deep within the rotting corpse of the company formerly known as Twitter, some poor functionary heaves a sigh and resets the "Days Since Last Rake-Stepping" counter back to 0.
Rubio is the kind of bland functionary bureaucrat that authoritarian governments always rely on to do the dirty work without questions.
Marco Rubio can post all the bible verses he wants, but he has been the instrument of some truly appalling actions. This is how Loomer gloated about Rubio blocking medical treatments for badly injured (every kid that exits has to be approved by Israel) children.
August 17, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Rubio is the kind of bland functionary bureaucrat that authoritarian governments always rely on to do the dirty work without questions.
How do couples decide who gets to be the chancellor during sex and who has to be the wretched functionary
February 9, 2026 at 7:11 AM
How do couples decide who gets to be the chancellor during sex and who has to be the wretched functionary
I have a sex work client who is a prominent functionary in a major religious body and he recently went from "it's harmless toy" to "it's demon summoning"
September 26, 2026 at 4:10 PM
I have a sex work client who is a prominent functionary in a major religious body and he recently went from "it's harmless toy" to "it's demon summoning"
maybe even a short bureaucratic palace functionary
December 29, 2024 at 12:10 AM
maybe even a short bureaucratic palace functionary