Turns out that "boring" government functions like REGULATING FOOD are essential...
July 24, 2026 at 3:07 PM
Turns out that "boring" government functions like REGULATING FOOD are essential...
We're finally dismantling the federal government! Sure hope it doesn't serve essential functions that I've taken for granted my whole life
January 29, 2025 at 12:04 AM
We're finally dismantling the federal government! Sure hope it doesn't serve essential functions that I've taken for granted my whole life
Maybe it's better not to mess around with certain federal functions. It's not a game.
January 30, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Maybe it's better not to mess around with certain federal functions. It's not a game.
Break the law, face the consequences. That goes for ICE agents who commit illegal acts outside of their official functions.
October 26, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Break the law, face the consequences. That goes for ICE agents who commit illegal acts outside of their official functions.
trump's invulnerability primarily functions through the consensus that he is invulnerable
I am losing my gd mind seeing the number of people on here who are so doompilled that they cannot imagine that telling millions of people, including tons of MAGAs, that they’re out of food money and they also can’t have health insurance anymore might have any effect whatsoever on anything
Since SNAP benefits are gone next month and the new ACA enrollment hikes also start to reveal themselves to consumers... it's wild to think that both programs are tilted towards states AND demographics that favored Trump in '24
The stove beckons
The stove beckons
October 27, 2025 at 1:19 AM
trump's invulnerability primarily functions through the consensus that he is invulnerable
Never in my life have I believed Iran state media over our own government. Until now. That’s not being “unpatriotic,” it’s having a brain that functions.
March 23, 2026 at 12:02 PM
Never in my life have I believed Iran state media over our own government. Until now. That’s not being “unpatriotic,” it’s having a brain that functions.
I'm begging you guys to ask for more than "it literally functions"
Review scores aren't real but if we're going to continue to bother can we at least not have 8/10 be attached to games deemed "perfectly serviceable"
September 10, 2026 at 3:11 PM
I'm begging you guys to ask for more than "it literally functions"
Reminder that cops main functions are to protect private property and discipline labor
On the scene of the Amazon strike in Maspeth, the NYPD is trying to break the picket, engaging in arrests of union members and engaging in physical confrontations with workers and their supporters.
December 19, 2024 at 5:08 PM
Reminder that cops main functions are to protect private property and discipline labor
These texts make clear the Administration functions currently as if the President is incapacitated
March 26, 2025 at 12:38 PM
These texts make clear the Administration functions currently as if the President is incapacitated
Cataldo shows you how a ball style faucet functions
May 9, 2026 at 4:46 PM
Cataldo shows you how a ball style faucet functions
If you believe that independent expertise is important for certain government functions, why would that not be true for other government functions?
“I think central bank independence, not just here in the United States but around the world, has served us incredibly well,” Solomon said in a CNBC interview. “.. very important and it’s something we should fight to preserve.”
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July 16, 2025 at 10:17 PM
If you believe that independent expertise is important for certain government functions, why would that not be true for other government functions?
oh you're into functional programming? name all of the functions
November 15, 2024 at 5:22 PM
oh you're into functional programming? name all of the functions
Trump must be impeached immediately. This is not how a democracy functions.
January 3, 2026 at 7:30 PM
Trump must be impeached immediately. This is not how a democracy functions.
A perfect demonstration of how Trump's disintegrating brain functions...misheard words, misunderstood comments, dissemination of long debunked falsehoods.
May 15, 2026 at 1:17 PM
A perfect demonstration of how Trump's disintegrating brain functions...misheard words, misunderstood comments, dissemination of long debunked falsehoods.
"I have to say, I've really been enjoying the platform Bluesky. It functions almost identically to Twitter—but without all the baggage,” says @chrislhayes.bsky.social.
November 13, 2024 at 2:25 AM
"I have to say, I've really been enjoying the platform Bluesky. It functions almost identically to Twitter—but without all the baggage,” says @chrislhayes.bsky.social.
Looks like political pressure still functions.
November 21, 2024 at 5:41 PM
Looks like political pressure still functions.
As soon as Russia's Duma elections were over the prices for food in Russian grocery stores immediately went up. That is hilarious and precisely how Russia functions.
September 25, 2026 at 12:14 AM
As soon as Russia's Duma elections were over the prices for food in Russian grocery stores immediately went up. That is hilarious and precisely how Russia functions.
"blowjob brothers" functions as an available english translation that communicates all the information necessary to understand what a "manzai duo" is
December 16, 2025 at 8:16 PM
"blowjob brothers" functions as an available english translation that communicates all the information necessary to understand what a "manzai duo" is
Jesus Christ himself famously never attended Jewish religious functions
November 6, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Jesus Christ himself famously never attended Jewish religious functions
do you think theyre preloaded with random stuff aside from basic life functions
April 11, 2025 at 2:55 PM
do you think theyre preloaded with random stuff aside from basic life functions
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kaede speculative eyebrow functions
kaede speculative eyebrow functions
January 27, 2026 at 3:53 AM
@lillhappycloud.bsky.social
kaede speculative eyebrow functions
kaede speculative eyebrow functions
🧵 I often talk about VDA, Verification, Deliberation, Accountability, as the core functions that make democracy possible. But to understand what’s gone wrong, we need to look at how those functions have changed.
June 21, 2025 at 8:02 AM
🧵 I often talk about VDA, Verification, Deliberation, Accountability, as the core functions that make democracy possible. But to understand what’s gone wrong, we need to look at how those functions have changed.
Finally it functions correctly again🔥
#guilmoncosplay #projectdigihazard #digimontamers #puppeteering
#guilmoncosplay #projectdigihazard #digimontamers #puppeteering
January 26, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Finally it functions correctly again🔥
#guilmoncosplay #projectdigihazard #digimontamers #puppeteering
#guilmoncosplay #projectdigihazard #digimontamers #puppeteering
A guide to programming paradigms:
Imperative: functions can have side effects
Functional: functions must be pure
Reversible: functions must be pure and bijective
Analytic: functions must be pure, bijective and infinitely differentiable
Agile: functions must take part in daily standups
Imperative: functions can have side effects
Functional: functions must be pure
Reversible: functions must be pure and bijective
Analytic: functions must be pure, bijective and infinitely differentiable
Agile: functions must take part in daily standups
April 22, 2025 at 6:34 PM
A guide to programming paradigms:
Imperative: functions can have side effects
Functional: functions must be pure
Reversible: functions must be pure and bijective
Analytic: functions must be pure, bijective and infinitely differentiable
Agile: functions must take part in daily standups
Imperative: functions can have side effects
Functional: functions must be pure
Reversible: functions must be pure and bijective
Analytic: functions must be pure, bijective and infinitely differentiable
Agile: functions must take part in daily standups