Funkit Toys is nine years old today!
April 21, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Funkit Toys is nine years old today!
this is what being rich means to me (thanks @funkittoys.bsky.social )
May 14, 2025 at 12:34 AM
this is what being rich means to me (thanks @funkittoys.bsky.social )
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The past tense of vibrator is vibratored.
The plural of vibrator is vibratrices.
The plural of vibrator is vibratrices.
November 8, 2024 at 9:07 PM
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got the new covid vaccine yesterday, am horizontal today
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also have things that are not dildo
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September 18, 2025 at 3:04 PM
got the new covid vaccine yesterday, am horizontal today
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also have things that are not dildo
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oh hey, someone placed the four thousandth funkit toys order this weekend
the curse is lifted, i am freeeeeee
*turns back into a frog*
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*turns back into a frog*
August 24, 2025 at 11:45 PM
oh hey, someone placed the four thousandth funkit toys order this weekend
the curse is lifted, i am freeeeeee
*turns back into a frog*
the curse is lifted, i am freeeeeee
*turns back into a frog*
this is a marketing tweet for the new Funkit Brush Dildo, coming never
October 28, 2025 at 12:27 AM
this is a marketing tweet for the new Funkit Brush Dildo, coming never
anyone who wants to cape for Funkit Toys can get fucked by Funkit toys (that they pay for)
(no but actually if i as a person or as a company do something shitty, don't defend me, hold me accountable)
(no but actually if i as a person or as a company do something shitty, don't defend me, hold me accountable)
I promise you that the company that you’re caping for will never fuck you
January 2, 2025 at 11:03 PM
anyone who wants to cape for Funkit Toys can get fucked by Funkit toys (that they pay for)
(no but actually if i as a person or as a company do something shitty, don't defend me, hold me accountable)
(no but actually if i as a person or as a company do something shitty, don't defend me, hold me accountable)
Very grateful for the quality of people who have found me here. Even on twitter the funkit toys community was overwhelmingly positive.
August 26, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Very grateful for the quality of people who have found me here. Even on twitter the funkit toys community was overwhelmingly positive.
all funkit toys dildos are tested by being slathered in peanut butter. it is unclear what functionality this test evaluates, but it is required
manufactured in a peanut-free facility
May 20, 2026 at 2:41 PM
all funkit toys dildos are tested by being slathered in peanut butter. it is unclear what functionality this test evaluates, but it is required
Are you in DHS? ICE? CBP? A cop? I have a wide variety of tools you can use to go fuck yourself, and no LEO discounts.
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January 25, 2026 at 5:11 PM
Are you in DHS? ICE? CBP? A cop? I have a wide variety of tools you can use to go fuck yourself, and no LEO discounts.
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Looking for something to eat? Ask about my Bag of Dicks special!
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Looking for something to eat? Ask about my Bag of Dicks special!
It's the 69th day of the year, and you know what that means: it's my real, actual, literal government birthday.
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March 10, 2026 at 5:00 AM
It's the 69th day of the year, and you know what that means: it's my real, actual, literal government birthday.
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that's one way to put it
March 15, 2026 at 2:22 PM
that's one way to put it
it made me do this
September 26, 2026 at 12:01 AM
it made me do this
Anyway, if you want a massage apparatus that provides no therapeutic benefit, i sell those here:
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March 26, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Anyway, if you want a massage apparatus that provides no therapeutic benefit, i sell those here:
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it's just that most of what pops into my head is dildos
it's just that most of what pops into my head is dildos
September 21, 2025 at 9:05 PM
you might think "funkit kenton, why are you posting about things that are not dildos?" but joke's on you, funkit toys is how i get things that pop into my head out of it and make them everyone else's problem
it's just that most of what pops into my head is dildos
it's just that most of what pops into my head is dildos
i realized Funkit Toys is gonna be ten in a couple months. I should do something for that.
February 17, 2026 at 2:25 AM
i realized Funkit Toys is gonna be ten in a couple months. I should do something for that.
go fuck yourself, with Funkit Toys™
October 16, 2023 at 12:40 AM
go fuck yourself, with Funkit Toys™
the texturehedron is on its way back into the Funkit Toys store
May 8, 2025 at 5:20 PM
the texturehedron is on its way back into the Funkit Toys store
Anti-ICE whistles are up as a free add-on in the shop. You can get more than one, but that takes me more time and material and has to cost money.
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December 5, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Anti-ICE whistles are up as a free add-on in the shop. You can get more than one, but that takes me more time and material and has to cost money.
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hey i'm buying groceries does anyone need anything
June 26, 2026 at 12:29 AM
hey i'm buying groceries does anyone need anything
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May 17, 2025 at 10:20 PM
I need this chess set BADLY. I’ve been falling in love with chess as a stress relief activity and I am dreaming of a game where for each piece you lose, you must insert ♟️
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did you know dildos come from eggs? it's true!
July 20, 2026 at 12:15 AM
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oh man i just realized, i haven't shown bluesky Fuckable Chess yet, have i
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November 22, 2024 at 6:45 PM
oh man i just realized, i haven't shown bluesky Fuckable Chess yet, have i
do you want to see Funkit Chess
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