Yes, it’s definitely one of the worst times of the year for picking up germs.
September 29, 2026 at 2:06 PM
Yes, it’s definitely one of the worst times of the year for picking up germs.
How lovely!
Just think of all the germs hiding among those objet d'art!
Just think of all the germs hiding among those objet d'art!
September 29, 2026 at 1:59 PM
How lovely!
Just think of all the germs hiding among those objet d'art!
Just think of all the germs hiding among those objet d'art!
Ever wonder if your washing machine is doing enough to kill germs? Do you really need to sanitize your clothes?
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September 29, 2026 at 1:58 PM
Ever wonder if your washing machine is doing enough to kill germs? Do you really need to sanitize your clothes?
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Ugh. I hate the beginning of the school year. Kids swapping germs left and right.
September 29, 2026 at 1:52 PM
Ugh. I hate the beginning of the school year. Kids swapping germs left and right.
conclusion: changing weather, germs, flu surge, germs
September 29, 2026 at 1:29 PM
conclusion: changing weather, germs, flu surge, germs
Always wash your hands before and after changing your menstrual product.
Clean hands help keep germs away.
Clean hands help keep germs away.
September 29, 2026 at 1:18 PM
Always wash your hands before and after changing your menstrual product.
Clean hands help keep germs away.
Clean hands help keep germs away.
They'll be reincarnated as paw germs
September 29, 2026 at 12:52 PM
They'll be reincarnated as paw germs
No I won't go out. There are people out and where there are people out there are GERMS and I really can't afford to fall sick right now
September 29, 2026 at 12:52 PM
No I won't go out. There are people out and where there are people out there are GERMS and I really can't afford to fall sick right now
I love cycling, but walking dogs for several hours a day leaves me pretty tired, I very much appreciate being able to scoot to work. It is faster than the bus, and I also don't have people coughing their germs in my face for twenty minutes
September 29, 2026 at 12:51 PM
I love cycling, but walking dogs for several hours a day leaves me pretty tired, I very much appreciate being able to scoot to work. It is faster than the bus, and I also don't have people coughing their germs in my face for twenty minutes
*COUGH COUGH ACHOO*
Welcome to another cold season, ladies and germs. Yep.
Welcome to another cold season, ladies and germs. Yep.
September 29, 2026 at 12:23 PM
*COUGH COUGH ACHOO*
Welcome to another cold season, ladies and germs. Yep.
Welcome to another cold season, ladies and germs. Yep.
Also Pat Smear with the heater. You’re in The Germs and you live… you get to smoke with impunity
September 29, 2026 at 11:00 AM
Also Pat Smear with the heater. You’re in The Germs and you live… you get to smoke with impunity
"Damp #fabric at room #temperature is close to an ideal #microbial habitat. They have warmth, moisture & abundant food in the form of #skin cells, sebum (skin oil) & #sweat residues that may survive a normal wash cycle.": buff.ly/xc5pCwR
via @theconversation.com
#laundry #germs #bacteria #smelly
via @theconversation.com
#laundry #germs #bacteria #smelly
Why does laundry get smelly if it stays wet? A textile scientist explains how to fix it
Forgot your laundry in the washing machine? Sorry, you’re going to have to wash it again.
buff.ly
September 29, 2026 at 10:30 AM
"Damp #fabric at room #temperature is close to an ideal #microbial habitat. They have warmth, moisture & abundant food in the form of #skin cells, sebum (skin oil) & #sweat residues that may survive a normal wash cycle.": buff.ly/xc5pCwR
via @theconversation.com
#laundry #germs #bacteria #smelly
via @theconversation.com
#laundry #germs #bacteria #smelly
DEATH chucked, a hollow unpleasant rattling sound
"I love this time of year, schools are back, offices full, all the germs spreading helpfully".
PESTILENCE smiled
"It's the most wonderful time of the year🎼"
DEATH shimmied
"RFK has given it a huge boost too, what does not kill you makes to stupid"
"I love this time of year, schools are back, offices full, all the germs spreading helpfully".
PESTILENCE smiled
"It's the most wonderful time of the year🎼"
DEATH shimmied
"RFK has given it a huge boost too, what does not kill you makes to stupid"
September 29, 2026 at 10:14 AM
DEATH chucked, a hollow unpleasant rattling sound
"I love this time of year, schools are back, offices full, all the germs spreading helpfully".
PESTILENCE smiled
"It's the most wonderful time of the year🎼"
DEATH shimmied
"RFK has given it a huge boost too, what does not kill you makes to stupid"
"I love this time of year, schools are back, offices full, all the germs spreading helpfully".
PESTILENCE smiled
"It's the most wonderful time of the year🎼"
DEATH shimmied
"RFK has given it a huge boost too, what does not kill you makes to stupid"
⚪Yes, say their names and that of the 4000 Billionaire ruling class that help churn out these germs, you know what most people want to do to germs, start cleaning up your mess Americans
September 29, 2026 at 8:58 AM
⚪Yes, say their names and that of the 4000 Billionaire ruling class that help churn out these germs, you know what most people want to do to germs, start cleaning up your mess Americans
I was in the chemist and I said to the assistant “What gets rid of all bacteria and germs?”
She said "Ammonia cleaner."
I said "Oh sorry, I thought you worked here...”
She said "Ammonia cleaner."
I said "Oh sorry, I thought you worked here...”
September 29, 2026 at 7:15 AM
I was in the chemist and I said to the assistant “What gets rid of all bacteria and germs?”
She said "Ammonia cleaner."
I said "Oh sorry, I thought you worked here...”
She said "Ammonia cleaner."
I said "Oh sorry, I thought you worked here...”
Unrelated but why do people on TV, in movies, videos, etc. always like fondle the toilet and all its germs like that 🤢 I know it's a prop but do you really vomit like that?? And sometimes in public, like?!?!
September 29, 2026 at 5:41 AM
Unrelated but why do people on TV, in movies, videos, etc. always like fondle the toilet and all its germs like that 🤢 I know it's a prop but do you really vomit like that?? And sometimes in public, like?!?!
I'm bringing my germs back to the USA, so you've got about 18 hours left to get yourself vaccinated against this year's strain.
September 29, 2026 at 5:06 AM
I'm bringing my germs back to the USA, so you've got about 18 hours left to get yourself vaccinated against this year's strain.
I sometimes feel bad when I do but I wear it when maybe I have a bad allergy attack, or haven't shaved XD like the people dunking on "mask wearers" never think there might even be other reasons, and like...being safe about germs isn't uncool? it's wild to me lol
September 29, 2026 at 3:41 AM
I sometimes feel bad when I do but I wear it when maybe I have a bad allergy attack, or haven't shaved XD like the people dunking on "mask wearers" never think there might even be other reasons, and like...being safe about germs isn't uncool? it's wild to me lol
Ladies and germs, welcome to the chaotic carnival of the Open Mic! Grab your drinks, bad ideas, and questionable choices! We want your glorious nonsense— the weirder, the better! Send it all to openmic@aboyandhiscomputer.music! Who’s ready to make some glorious noise? Let’s get messy!
September 29, 2026 at 3:00 AM
Ladies and germs, welcome to the chaotic carnival of the Open Mic! Grab your drinks, bad ideas, and questionable choices! We want your glorious nonsense— the weirder, the better! Send it all to openmic@aboyandhiscomputer.music! Who’s ready to make some glorious noise? Let’s get messy!
huh. and now they're eating the other germs
September 29, 2026 at 2:06 AM
huh. and now they're eating the other germs
this particular waking-in-overwhelming pain feels different and ominous. The potential germs exposure was 5 days ago...
September 29, 2026 at 2:05 AM
this particular waking-in-overwhelming pain feels different and ominous. The potential germs exposure was 5 days ago...
bites you and infects you with mysterious germs (if you look under a microscope they all look like skittering imp women. they're all flipping you the bird and doing karaoke in your capillaries.)
September 29, 2026 at 2:02 AM
bites you and infects you with mysterious germs (if you look under a microscope they all look like skittering imp women. they're all flipping you the bird and doing karaoke in your capillaries.)
Yes- started back at school and I’m in the 3rd day of a cold/cough. Kids and germs.
September 29, 2026 at 2:01 AM
Yes- started back at school and I’m in the 3rd day of a cold/cough. Kids and germs.
I'm the 0.1% of germs that soap doesn't kill
September 29, 2026 at 1:22 AM
I'm the 0.1% of germs that soap doesn't kill
'' YOU look like a fellow entrepreneur.
Let me shake your hand and collect your genius germs. ''
'' Ah... Sorry, handshakes weren't part of the job description. ''
Let me shake your hand and collect your genius germs. ''
'' Ah... Sorry, handshakes weren't part of the job description. ''
September 29, 2026 at 12:53 AM
'' YOU look like a fellow entrepreneur.
Let me shake your hand and collect your genius germs. ''
'' Ah... Sorry, handshakes weren't part of the job description. ''
Let me shake your hand and collect your genius germs. ''
'' Ah... Sorry, handshakes weren't part of the job description. ''