October 11, 2026 at 7:29 PM
He puts the glass aside so those huge hands can fondle your thighs & ass, your body his tactile playground. You snatch the glass & sneak a sip of whisky, and he admonishes your cheek with a sly smile, the same he wears when you call him old man to tease. "Naughty... That deserves a spank, kiddo."
October 12, 2026 at 2:17 PM
He puts the glass aside so those huge hands can fondle your thighs & ass, your body his tactile playground. You snatch the glass & sneak a sip of whisky, and he admonishes your cheek with a sly smile, the same he wears when you call him old man to tease. "Naughty... That deserves a spank, kiddo."
tummy full and ready for a nap
October 11, 2026 at 12:54 AM
tummy full and ready for a nap
Every time I think about retirement, this is exactly what I picture
October 13, 2026 at 11:16 PM
Every time I think about retirement, this is exactly what I picture
Oh, well...
Pouring Wine into a Huge Glass
ALT: Pouring Wine into a Huge Glass
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October 9, 2026 at 10:42 AM
Oh, well...
All good, but pre-chilled glass is a huge plus
October 11, 2026 at 9:41 PM
All good, but pre-chilled glass is a huge plus
Shining a comically huge magnifying glass on you
October 13, 2026 at 12:36 AM
Shining a comically huge magnifying glass on you
He asks: Is it a one shot, or a two shot kinda day?
Her: Psst.
It's a pour the bottle in the bucket kinda day. 'as she hold a huge glass of a real dirty Martini' 💋
Her: Psst.
It's a pour the bottle in the bucket kinda day. 'as she hold a huge glass of a real dirty Martini' 💋
October 12, 2026 at 11:17 PM
He asks: Is it a one shot, or a two shot kinda day?
Her: Psst.
It's a pour the bottle in the bucket kinda day. 'as she hold a huge glass of a real dirty Martini' 💋
Her: Psst.
It's a pour the bottle in the bucket kinda day. 'as she hold a huge glass of a real dirty Martini' 💋
Grad school for social work involves a galling amount of affirmative action admits for men and it's literally why "brocial worker" is a common pejorative! It also creates a huge glass escalator problem in the field.
October 13, 2026 at 2:56 PM
Grad school for social work involves a galling amount of affirmative action admits for men and it's literally why "brocial worker" is a common pejorative! It also creates a huge glass escalator problem in the field.
The huge modern wine glass in Backrooms really bothered me as well.
Murder by Decree, in which Sherlock Holmes investigates the Ripper murders of 1888, begins with a shot of Tower Bridge, which opened in 1894. Bohemian Rhapsody’s many errors include Rick James’s 1981 single Super Freak playing at a party in 1980. And don’t get me started on huge modern wine glasses.
Prompts a fun question: whats the most niche historical inaccuracy in a piece of work that annoys you
Not like 'oh they were referring to the wrong king' , more 'they had the wrong king on a banknote in one scene'
Not like 'oh they were referring to the wrong king' , more 'they had the wrong king on a banknote in one scene'
October 13, 2026 at 11:43 AM
The huge modern wine glass in Backrooms really bothered me as well.
HUMAN ARTISTS, use only one piece to convince people to follow you
October 13, 2026 at 3:01 AM
HUMAN ARTISTS, use only one piece to convince people to follow you
Another year older, and I'm feeling glass half full! Huge thanks for all the birthday wishes. Who needs balloons when you've got a blown-glass Chihuly chandelier masterpiece overhead? 🥳💗😎
October 9, 2026 at 6:35 PM
Another year older, and I'm feeling glass half full! Huge thanks for all the birthday wishes. Who needs balloons when you've got a blown-glass Chihuly chandelier masterpiece overhead? 🥳💗😎
For sale: 3 levels of a 1912 house in Forest by Edmond Legraive. He was designer of the Ixelles covered market and co-designer of the Brussels central markets (both demolished). Plus passage de la Bourse in Charleroi, which survives. I wonder if he also knocked up this huge iron and glass awning.
October 11, 2026 at 10:07 AM
For sale: 3 levels of a 1912 house in Forest by Edmond Legraive. He was designer of the Ixelles covered market and co-designer of the Brussels central markets (both demolished). Plus passage de la Bourse in Charleroi, which survives. I wonder if he also knocked up this huge iron and glass awning.
i go to get a drink of water. see a huge spider on the ceiling. try to ignore it. get my water. glance up while leaving the room. as i look up at the spider, i blink. my dumbfuck brain assumes the sudden darkness must be the spider falling on my face. i flail wildly. water everywhere. glass broken.
October 14, 2026 at 4:15 AM
i go to get a drink of water. see a huge spider on the ceiling. try to ignore it. get my water. glance up while leaving the room. as i look up at the spider, i blink. my dumbfuck brain assumes the sudden darkness must be the spider falling on my face. i flail wildly. water everywhere. glass broken.
second huge glass of whiskey
huge glass of whiskey
October 6, 2026 at 7:36 PM
second huge glass of whiskey
Hi #portfolioday! :) I'm a sculptor in Scotland making all sorts of mystical and/or adorable creatures & gremlins. I primarily work with paper mache, sometimes mixed with other materials too.
My shop can be found at shop.crumplings.co.uk! 💚
My shop can be found at shop.crumplings.co.uk! 💚
October 13, 2026 at 10:24 PM
Hi #portfolioday! :) I'm a sculptor in Scotland making all sorts of mystical and/or adorable creatures & gremlins. I primarily work with paper mache, sometimes mixed with other materials too.
My shop can be found at shop.crumplings.co.uk! 💚
My shop can be found at shop.crumplings.co.uk! 💚
circular metal stairs and sliding interior glass doors make for disorienting experience heading to bathroom so there were huge butterflies suction cupped at head level
October 9, 2026 at 11:27 PM
circular metal stairs and sliding interior glass doors make for disorienting experience heading to bathroom so there were huge butterflies suction cupped at head level
Those tiny figures against the glass make the city feel huge.
October 9, 2026 at 3:45 PM
Those tiny figures against the glass make the city feel huge.
Huge fan of Two Men and a Garden pickles and @2ndshiftbrewing.bsky.social beverages. Nice to see them combined into a delicious beer where you can taste both and not just pickle brine. Kudos!
October 12, 2026 at 8:22 PM
Huge fan of Two Men and a Garden pickles and @2ndshiftbrewing.bsky.social beverages. Nice to see them combined into a delicious beer where you can taste both and not just pickle brine. Kudos!
huge glass of whiskey
October 6, 2026 at 5:30 PM
huge glass of whiskey
Spent my 31st today at one of my favorite places (the Cloisters in the rain)
October 12, 2026 at 1:27 AM
Spent my 31st today at one of my favorite places (the Cloisters in the rain)
Enjoying Hob's Barrow but you can't take the 90s out of the man, there was a huge gaping hole where "and besides, they'd have to load in the smaller sprite" goes
October 10, 2026 at 10:16 AM
Enjoying Hob's Barrow but you can't take the 90s out of the man, there was a huge gaping hole where "and besides, they'd have to load in the smaller sprite" goes
I am at the CLT FC match with a Tech grad and her face when I told her about the huge YAC to get Duke into the red zone, then her face when I told her we missed the FG…glass case of emotion.
October 10, 2026 at 11:03 PM
I am at the CLT FC match with a Tech grad and her face when I told her about the huge YAC to get Duke into the red zone, then her face when I told her we missed the FG…glass case of emotion.
Was in the toilet at a pub in Bundaberg, Australia. The urinal and that entire wall of the gents was a huge one-way glass window. As we peed, we watched women doing their makeup and checking their hair in what they thought was a fantastic huge mirror outside the pub.
Utterly unacceptable, right?
Utterly unacceptable, right?
October 11, 2026 at 11:58 AM
Was in the toilet at a pub in Bundaberg, Australia. The urinal and that entire wall of the gents was a huge one-way glass window. As we peed, we watched women doing their makeup and checking their hair in what they thought was a fantastic huge mirror outside the pub.
Utterly unacceptable, right?
Utterly unacceptable, right?