enough you old ass bitches jesus christ! go facefuck some geritol or something my god!!!!!!
87-year-old congresswoman Maxine Waters refuses to rule out a 100-year-old running for Congress.
May 14, 2026 at 9:30 PM
enough you old ass bitches jesus christ! go facefuck some geritol or something my god!!!!!!
What in the Geritol hell is going on!? This shit is gonna get recalled faster than his cyber truck. thehill.com/homenews/adm...
April 11, 2025 at 9:44 PM
What in the Geritol hell is going on!? This shit is gonna get recalled faster than his cyber truck. thehill.com/homenews/adm...
Excuse me while I take my geritol
February 27, 2024 at 1:47 PM
Excuse me while I take my geritol
Geritol Irony, for the bloody MAGA.
October 3, 2026 at 7:01 PM
Geritol Irony, for the bloody MAGA.
Olympic commentators: At 25, she's the oldest athlete in the event."
Me: *Shrivels up and looks for some Geritol*
Me: *Shrivels up and looks for some Geritol*
February 18, 2026 at 10:33 PM
Olympic commentators: At 25, she's the oldest athlete in the event."
Me: *Shrivels up and looks for some Geritol*
Me: *Shrivels up and looks for some Geritol*
And GERITOL ad in the middle of the set. LOL
December 9, 2025 at 9:39 PM
And GERITOL ad in the middle of the set. LOL
We used to hear the term "tired blood." [Geritol]
Now it's tired proteins. Proteolethargy. Reduced protein mobility as an underpinning for chronic diseases
www.cell.com/cell/abstrac...
Now it's tired proteins. Proteolethargy. Reduced protein mobility as an underpinning for chronic diseases
www.cell.com/cell/abstrac...
November 27, 2024 at 7:39 PM
We used to hear the term "tired blood." [Geritol]
Now it's tired proteins. Proteolethargy. Reduced protein mobility as an underpinning for chronic diseases
www.cell.com/cell/abstrac...
Now it's tired proteins. Proteolethargy. Reduced protein mobility as an underpinning for chronic diseases
www.cell.com/cell/abstrac...
A Very Special Statesperson Fellowship, sponsored by Geritol, Fixodent, and Ashwaganda
March 19, 2025 at 2:17 AM
A Very Special Statesperson Fellowship, sponsored by Geritol, Fixodent, and Ashwaganda
Where's Mitch McConnell and Rudy Giuliani?
1. At a Geritol convention
2. At home, playing Candy Crush
3. On life support
4. RIP
1. At a Geritol convention
2. At home, playing Candy Crush
3. On life support
4. RIP
July 2, 2026 at 4:06 PM
Where's Mitch McConnell and Rudy Giuliani?
1. At a Geritol convention
2. At home, playing Candy Crush
3. On life support
4. RIP
1. At a Geritol convention
2. At home, playing Candy Crush
3. On life support
4. RIP
Corn and Geritol
December 10, 2024 at 1:19 AM
Corn and Geritol
Must’ve been free Geritol involved..
October 3, 2026 at 12:53 AM
Must’ve been free Geritol involved..
These silent movie posts brought to you by Geritol, the high potency vitamin iron rich tonic to help you FEEL stronger
October 29, 2025 at 5:07 AM
These silent movie posts brought to you by Geritol, the high potency vitamin iron rich tonic to help you FEEL stronger
Geritol's been a punchline for as long as I can remember, but apparently there's Bluesky sponsorship potential.
February 10, 2026 at 9:34 PM
Geritol's been a punchline for as long as I can remember, but apparently there's Bluesky sponsorship potential.
November 2, 2025 at 2:56 AM
My Geritol or grandma's house?
April 7, 2025 at 7:08 PM
My Geritol or grandma's house?
"That sounds like it must be a meemee," I declare, before turning the page in my physical copy of the newspaper and taking a swig of my daily coffee-Geritol smoothie.
September 12, 2025 at 3:57 PM
"That sounds like it must be a meemee," I declare, before turning the page in my physical copy of the newspaper and taking a swig of my daily coffee-Geritol smoothie.
I can't wait to go get some flapjacks down at Bob's Big Murderboy.
December 6, 2023 at 2:04 PM
I can't wait to go get some flapjacks down at Bob's Big Murderboy.
This could be an ad for Geritol. 🤭
June 5, 2026 at 4:05 AM
This could be an ad for Geritol. 🤭
OMFG!!
The Geritol commercials. I still cannot unsee.
The Geritol commercials. I still cannot unsee.
February 6, 2026 at 9:32 PM
OMFG!!
The Geritol commercials. I still cannot unsee.
The Geritol commercials. I still cannot unsee.
At the very least you need to be buying Geritol Complete or Centrum Silver supplements.
June 12, 2025 at 6:18 AM
At the very least you need to be buying Geritol Complete or Centrum Silver supplements.
Sorry, let me use a more apt metaphor
Replace lollipop with Geritol*
Replace lollipop with Geritol*
September 18, 2026 at 1:06 PM
Sorry, let me use a more apt metaphor
Replace lollipop with Geritol*
Replace lollipop with Geritol*
Why don't we see GERITOL commercials anymore?
September 30, 2026 at 6:13 PM
Why don't we see GERITOL commercials anymore?
Presenting: The Geritol Generation!
September 25, 2026 at 3:05 AM
Presenting: The Geritol Generation!
*passes cane and Geritol*
April 14, 2024 at 5:07 AM
*passes cane and Geritol*
